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I love you, Karen... and I'm gonna spend

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the rest of my life annoying the shit out of you.

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Will you marry me, Karen?

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You guys are officially back together?

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For now. Until we fuck it up.

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Could be any second now.

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You gonna shit can 15 years experience

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'cause a guy messes up one time?

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Aah!

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You got fired?

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- Charlie Runkle.
- Daisy.

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I've been trying to get a frigging meeting

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with Ronny Praeger.

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- He's like the Spielberg of porn.
- I'll see what I can do.

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That is so awesome!

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And don't worry. I will blow you.

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No, we're gonna keep this strictly business.

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I'm king of fuck mountain!

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It's not a memoir.

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It's a written account

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of my sexual relationship with you.

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Written by me as a fucking novel.

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- Lew Ashby.
- Hank Moody.

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I got this book deal.

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Wanna write about why everything
I touch turns to gold.

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Aah!

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Oh, no! You didn't!

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Lew!

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Where you headed?

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I'm taking fucking and punching

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all over this fair country of ours.

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- Mothers, lock up your sons.
- And husbands.

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- We made a huge mistake.
- No.

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I jumped in the car with you that night,

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and we just tried to pick up where we left off.

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I can't stay.

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It's okay, dad. It was nice while it lasted.

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I wanna get a divorce.
I'm gonna be with Daisy.

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- You fucked my man.
- Aah!

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- Maybe we should take a break.
- I just left my wife for you!

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You said I could have everything.

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But don't worry your
pretty little head about it.

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We'll let my lawyer figure it out.

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He's really good. Later, Runkle.

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- That's him.
- Him who?

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- What do you want?
- I'm here to see Becca Moody.

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I got a job. It's in New York.

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I think you should come.
I can't live without this.

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I feel kind of bad splitting them up right now.

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Well, then don't. You go, I stay.

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At the end of the day, it's all about her.

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I wish you hadn't just said all that.

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Why?

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'Cause it just makes me
love you even more.

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Hank?

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Mm.

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Hank.

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Hank.

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Yep. Present.

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- Did you just...
- No.

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- You did!
- Not me.

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- I did not.
- Hank...

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Well, maybe for a second.

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- Jesus christ!
- No, don't be cross.

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- You fell asleep.
- I dozed.

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- Barely.
- Inside of me.

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Maybe. For a second.

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Now, it does not reflect poorly on you.

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Or your vagina. It's a lovely vagina.

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It's warm and cozy... inviting,

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capacious, yet accommodating.

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It's cheeky but not impudent,
you know what I'm saying?

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It's a lovely place to curl up inside.

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And go to sleep.

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Great. God, where's my fucking clothes?

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N... not so fast.

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Look, I may be tired,

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But I'm also incredibly hard right now.

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You feel that?

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I just flexed my cock muscle.

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That's pretty cool, huh?

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Flexing it again and again and again.

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Where's the harm in a few winks?

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You know, single dadness
is not as easy as it looks.

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I gotta be up way early
to make the morning meal

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and get the kid to school.

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Then I gotta come home
and wrestle with the blank page.

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You know, and before you know it,

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it's time to get back in that fucking pickup line

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all over again.

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- Ever hear of carpooling?
- And then I gotta... I gotta...

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I gotta make some kind of
vaguely healthy evening meal.

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I gotta monitor her computer
and texting activity.

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It's fucking exhausting.

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I mean, I barely even have
time to get loaded anymore.

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Excuse me.

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- Was that...
- No, you're wrong.

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- But...
- You're wrong.

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Move on.

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I thought you were all about
keeping yourself pure for mom.

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She's a friend, you know.
we were doing friend-like stuff.

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Practically napping.

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Hey... good for you.

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I'm not judging.

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Mom's certainly not keeping
herself pure for you.

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- What?
- Nothing. Move on.

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What are you guys even
doing here anyway?

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You're supposed to be at the movies.

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- We walked out.
- It was so fucking lame, Hank.

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Hank?

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Really? Uh-uh, it's %r. Moody
to you, little missy.

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Mr. Moody.

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Wait a second. You guys are stoned!

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Dad... please.

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Tell me where you got the weed.

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I will kill the motherfucker. Tell me.

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- In your typewriter.
- I knew it!

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Damn it.

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All right.

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Shit. Gimme what you got.

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Fork it over. Everything.

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I'm gonna weigh that.

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No, no. H... hold on, ladies.

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I'm not done with you.

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Now, look, hey, I am very well aware

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that I don't always set the best example,

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but you guys are entirely too young

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to be messing around with this stuff.

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You know, it's true what they say about pot.

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It's very much a gateway drug.

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And it can be a gateway
to some pretty cool things.

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But it can also lead to poverty, despair,

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stunted adolescence, man-breasts.

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You think that's funny?

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Oh, go on, get outta here. Both of you.

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To be continued, young lady.

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Oh...

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What up, chocolate sweetness?

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Who are you here to see?

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- Runkle.
- Whose uncle?

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Runkle. Charlie Runkle.

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Oh, the cute little bald guy.

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Just so's you know,

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not a pose that inspires confidence

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in your one and only client.

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It's this goddamn economy, Hank.

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You can't blame everything
on the economy, douche bag.

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No? Can I blame it for the fact

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that no one wants to publish your book?

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Nonsense. People love me.

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No one, Hank. Not a soul.

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- What the fuck, Runkle?
- I don't know.

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I been collecting passes all morning.

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It's too long. It's too self-indulgent.

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It's too hateful, too misogynistic.

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It's too soft. It's too mean-spirited.

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Like those are bad things?

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I... I can't believe I'm gonna say this out loud,

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But what about the studios?

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Nope. They're not biting either.

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You're telling me that Hollywood doesn't want

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something else from
the unrepentant asshole,

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that brought you crazy little thing called love one...

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- Hank.
- And dos?

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Hank, I told you to play nice, didn't I?

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I told you not to fuck the director's wife.

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I told you not to leave a burning
bag of your own feces

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on the producer's doorstep.

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That still cracks me up.

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That's a big fucking bummer, Charlie.

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I could really use an influx
of "cashish" right about now.

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The money for the Ashby book only went so far.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get in line, asshole.

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I was kinda looking forward
to the new Hank Moody book too,

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you know?

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What do you mean, he wants to reschedule?

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Tell him I'll gnaw off his thimble dick

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and feed it to my cats!

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Ah, Runkle, quit beating your meat.

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Never gets old, Sue.

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Hank Moody, my boss, Sue Collini.

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Oh. Pleasure to have you

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at the Harry Greenberg agency, Hank.

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The pleasure is all mine. Obviously.

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Ah, your man Runkle...

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now when you talk about
a cock of the walk, huh...

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really?

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I mean, this guy's a stud.
And his head... oh, uhh!

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It just makes you wanna give it a big lick

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and see what comes out of it.

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- Please don't.
- Oh, well, of course not.

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It would be inappropriate.

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Meet me for a drink later.

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Uh, actually, I'm supposed
to do something with Hank here.

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No. I don't think we have any plans.

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Yeah, I think we do.

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No, I'm... pretty sure we don't.

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Excellent. I'm all yours, Sue.

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Right. Better lay down those carbs, Runkle.

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We're goin' deep.

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Collini... out.

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What fresh hell is this?

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- Hey. It's Rip Van Winkle.
- Oh, hey!

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You know, I think we should
give it another shot.

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You know, I took a nap.
I'm fresh as a fucking daisy.

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- Becca's dad, right?
- Yikes.

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It depends on what she's done to raise your ire.

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Becca? Oh, no, Becca's adorable.

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It's her father I have an issue with.

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Oh, well, take a number and get in line.

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I'll tell him you're waiting.
If I see him, of course.

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Felicia Koons. Chelsea's mom?

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Oh, boy.

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Howdy. Hank Moody.

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Yeah. so I guess I was wondering

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why my daughter came home stoned last night.

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Are you sure she was stoned?

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I know a stoned teenager when I see one.

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I'm a college professor.

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Shit. I guess the jig is up.

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You know, far be it for me to pass judgment

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on your... recreational activities,

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but maybe you should make your dope

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a little less accessible?

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I mean, what else do I have to worry about?

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Do you have guns in the house too?

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Yes, I do, but I keep 'em in the freezer.

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Right next to the heroin.

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You know, you're absolutely right.

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I fucked up. I... I won't do it again.

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I get it.

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That's just for my glaucoma
anyway, you know?

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Father.

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Hey, speak of the she-devils.

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- Can I go over to Chelsea's?
- Well...

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That would depend on Chelsea

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and her lovely, far-too-
young to be a mother here.

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- Mom?
- Hmm?

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Sure. Why not?

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Pick her up later. Actually, stay for dinner.

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We're having some people over.

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No. No, no, no. I don't play well with others.

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It wouldn't turn out well for anybody.

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- It's true, he doesn't.
- I don't.

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Look, if we're going to be
bailing these two out of jail

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every now and again,

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we may as well get to know
each other a little better.

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So be there. Keep the weed at home.

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Sure thing, teach.

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And that brings us to the issue of the house.

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- I just want my fair share.
- Mm-hmm.

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It's been sitting on the market
for months now, Charlie.

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It's not selling.

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Well, maybe if you weren't too busy

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bringing every unemployed actor in L.A.

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with a cougar fetish back to my house,

257
00:11:31,341 --> 00:11:33,142
you could focus on getting it sold.

258
00:11:33,176 --> 00:11:36,461
First... it's our house.

259
00:11:36,479 --> 00:11:38,897
And second, if you weren't too busy

260
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,400
trying to shove your angry
inch into every damage case

261
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,018
That crosses your path,

262
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:45,354
we wouldn't even be in
this mess to begin with.

263
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,322
Can I get a fucking amen?

264
00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:49,274
Unce, unce!

265
00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:52,327
Look, all I'm saying is I can't afford

266
00:11:52,362 --> 00:11:54,479
to keep paying rent and
mortgage at the same time.

267
00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:56,498
He's hiding money somewhere. I know it!

268
00:11:56,533 --> 00:12:00,652
There's nothing to hide! She snorted it all.

269
00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:02,171
You're working as an agent again!

270
00:12:02,205 --> 00:12:04,373
I'm working on commission!

271
00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:07,426
Really? Yhat's pathetic, Charlie.

272
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,161
Agreed. It's the only way

273
00:12:09,179 --> 00:12:10,996
I could get back in the business, okay?

274
00:12:11,014 --> 00:12:12,464
It's not like the top five

275
00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,499
are rolling out the red carpet for me.

276
00:12:14,517 --> 00:12:17,469
Hmm. I wonder why. Oh, that's right.

277
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:20,022
They're probably afraid
you'd jerk off all over it.

278
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:25,060
You know what? Have it your way, okay?

279
00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,012
I'll just... I'll move back in.

280
00:12:27,030 --> 00:12:29,114
- Hells no!
- What, you said so yourself.

281
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,734
It's our house. My name's
on the mortgage too.

282
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,018
You know?

283
00:12:33,036 --> 00:12:35,353
That can't be right. Tell him, Marv!

284
00:12:35,371 --> 00:12:37,623
What can I say?

285
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:40,325
It's perfectly within his rights.

286
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,694
Oh! Yes! Finally!

287
00:12:42,712 --> 00:12:44,029
I win! Ehh!

288
00:13:08,571 --> 00:13:10,823
- Asshole.
- Hey.

289
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,191
I know you're saving the planet and all,

290
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,725
but it doesn't give you
the right to be an asshole.

291
00:13:13,743 --> 00:13:15,410
- Fuck you!
- Fuck me?

292
00:13:15,445 --> 00:13:17,362
Yeah, that's right. Fuck you!

293
00:13:17,396 --> 00:13:19,531
- Live strong, asshole.
- Aah!

294
00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:41,053
Hello.

295
00:13:41,087 --> 00:13:42,554
Oh! Hank Moody.

296
00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:43,722
Hello.

297
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,810
I'd like to introduce you
to Richard Bates, the writer.

298
00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,228
Richard Bates. Wow.

299
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,196
He's going to be teaching here this year.

300
00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,265
- It's a huge coup for us.
- Big fan.

301
00:13:53,283 --> 00:13:55,600
I just feel a slight man crush coming on.

302
00:13:55,618 --> 00:13:57,435
Well, thank you, aren't you kind?

303
00:13:57,453 --> 00:13:59,538
- This is my T.A.
- Jill Robinson.

304
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,622
Nice to meet ya.

305
00:14:00,657 --> 00:14:01,790
Jill, the pleasure is all yours.

306
00:14:01,825 --> 00:14:03,441
Or mine.

307
00:14:03,459 --> 00:14:05,043
Okay, ours.

308
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,946
Hank is quite the accomplished novelist

309
00:14:07,964 --> 00:14:09,665
in his own right.

310
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,667
That's right. I googled you.

311
00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,168
Mm. I feel pleasantly violated.

312
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,504
So you were just gonna...

313
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,222
show me to the little girl's room.

314
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:19,174
Oh, sure thing. Follow me.

315
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,143
- Tinkle, tinkle.
- Right this way.

316
00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:23,929
Drink with me. I insist.

317
00:14:23,963 --> 00:14:25,797
- Oh, no, thank you.
- No, no, please.

318
00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:28,150
- No, I'm fine.
- Oh...

319
00:14:28,184 --> 00:14:29,685
Crack the sky was a big deal for me.

320
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:32,437
I felt like I was climbing
Kilimanjaro with you.

321
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,106
Gave me a huge writing boner. Come on.

322
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:36,141
Please?

323
00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:37,526
Pretty please?

324
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,867
To the blank page.

325
00:14:47,486 --> 00:14:49,821
Mmm.

326
00:14:58,681 --> 00:15:00,349
Oh!

327
00:15:00,383 --> 00:15:02,801
Wow. That was something.

328
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,686
It sure was.

329
00:15:04,721 --> 00:15:06,021
Haven't touched the stuff

330
00:15:06,055 --> 00:15:08,390
since slick willy was in the White House.

331
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,225
- Fuck me.
- Yes.

332
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,777
- Now pour me another.
- Oh, no, no.

333
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:12,978
The bar just closed.

334
00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,846
One was an honor, but I'm cutting you off.

335
00:15:14,864 --> 00:15:16,365
Give me the fucking bottle, bush league,

336
00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:17,733
before they come back.

337
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,017
- Mm-mm.
- Give...

338
00:15:19,035 --> 00:15:20,736
- No. no.
- Give me the bottle.

339
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:22,487
- Mm-mm. No. Uh-uh.
- Come here!

340
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:25,407
My balls. Oh, shit.

341
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,360
- Thank you.
- Don't say anything.

342
00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:32,530
Oh! Oh, my goodness.

343
00:15:32,548 --> 00:15:34,549
Whose piece of shit Porsche is that?

344
00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:36,919
- Stacy, what happened?
- Oh, you wouldn't believe it.

345
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:40,038
- Some fucking asshole...
- Well, you know...

346
00:15:40,056 --> 00:15:41,390
It's actually kind of a classic.

347
00:15:41,424 --> 00:15:43,875
- I just kind of...
- Stacy, this is Becca's father.

348
00:15:43,893 --> 00:15:46,228
Hank Moody, the writer.

349
00:15:46,262 --> 00:15:49,097
Stacy, I do believe I can see
the outline of your cock.

350
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,515
It looks like you've got yourself

351
00:15:50,549 --> 00:15:52,884
a nice, big fire helmet down there.

352
00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:55,070
I'm more of an anteater myself.

353
00:15:55,104 --> 00:15:57,389
Enhances sensitivity.

354
00:15:57,407 --> 00:15:59,658
Shall we dine?

355
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:08,400
Times are tough, Runkle.

356
00:16:08,418 --> 00:16:12,788
I need you to sign motherfuckers
and put them to work.

357
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,407
That's what I want. That's
what you promised me.

358
00:16:15,425 --> 00:16:17,426
Absolutely. You're right, Sue.

359
00:16:17,460 --> 00:16:18,760
You can count on me.

360
00:16:18,795 --> 00:16:20,595
I stepped away from
the game for a little while,

361
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:22,214
but I am back now.

362
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,349
- I'm just a little rusty.
- Rusty.

363
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,583
You mean like a trombone?

364
00:16:25,601 --> 00:16:27,302
Hey, anybody ever give you one of those?

365
00:16:27,353 --> 00:16:30,605
- I... don't believe so.
- Trust me.

366
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:35,260
You'd remember. Analingus... with a tug job.

367
00:16:35,278 --> 00:16:37,612
Ought to try it.

368
00:16:37,647 --> 00:16:39,197
What's your favorite position?

369
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,234
- Sexually?
- Yeah.

370
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:44,269
I don't see how that's at all relevant...

371
00:16:44,287 --> 00:16:46,955
Yeah. I like a... stand up 69.

372
00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:48,290
You ever try it?

373
00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:50,625
That sounds... challenging.

374
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:51,910
Exactly!

375
00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:54,496
Which is why you end up
coming like a baby gorilla.

376
00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:59,451
So what's your take on
interoffice romance, huh?

377
00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:02,421
I appreciate the interest, Sue.

378
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,788
Really, I do.

379
00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:06,508
But I am right in the middle of a nasty divorce.

380
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:10,095
I'm what they call emotionally unavailable.

381
00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:11,763
Emotions?

382
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,482
Who needs emotions?

383
00:17:13,516 --> 00:17:15,300
I'm thinking about your tube steak.

384
00:17:15,318 --> 00:17:17,302
Is that unavailable too?

385
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,520
Ah!

386
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:19,855
Oh ho ho!

387
00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:21,940
Oh, you can play hard to get
all you like, Runkle.

388
00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:24,142
Whatever makes you wet.

389
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:27,312
But Sue Collini always gets the wienie.

390
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:30,499
Always.

391
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,250
Bottoms up, cowboy.

392
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,752
Right of way or not,

393
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,670
you were definitely hogging the road.

394
00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:37,155
You flicked your cigarette at me.

395
00:17:37,173 --> 00:17:38,490
Well sure. But you gave me the finger.

396
00:17:38,508 --> 00:17:39,708
That got my irish up.

397
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,493
That was downright antisocial of you.

398
00:17:41,511 --> 00:17:43,762
Yes. But you were honking
your horn repeatedly.

399
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,263
Which brings us back full circle

400
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,664
to the fact that you were hogging the road.

401
00:17:46,682 --> 00:17:48,833
- I'm just sayin'...
- I had the right of way.

402
00:17:48,851 --> 00:17:50,469
- Who says?
- State of California.

403
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,137
- I don't agree.
- He doesn't agree.

404
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,305
I don't agree.

405
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:54,556
Can we just change the subject, please?

406
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,525
I... I'm fine with that.

407
00:17:56,559 --> 00:17:58,009
I mean, I've already moved on.

408
00:17:58,027 --> 00:18:00,011
And I won't hold any grudges. I'm cool.

409
00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:03,532
- Hate the game... not the playah.
- I'll drink to that.

410
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,567
Unbelievable.

411
00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:08,703
Uh... can we be excused?

412
00:18:08,738 --> 00:18:10,372
Please. I insist.

413
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:12,908
Hey, ladies, no Mary Jane.

414
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:14,376
I'm serious. Try me.

415
00:18:14,410 --> 00:18:17,662
I'm like a drug-sniffing dog
with a hard-on for justice.

416
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,381
- Yeah. hey...
- Father.

417
00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:23,085
- Now get outta here.
- Jesus.

418
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,087
Okay, I'm just gonna throw
this out to the table.

419
00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,422
What are you guys thinking, gay, bi-curious, huh?

420
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:30,092
What?

421
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:31,843
What is wrong with you?

422
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,678
What? I'm the asshole

423
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,514
just because I say what's
on everybody's mind?

424
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,400
- It never occurred to me.
- Actually, me neither.

425
00:18:38,434 --> 00:18:40,735
I can't really say I see it myself.

426
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:41,987
Oh.

427
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,021
Little girls...

428
00:18:43,055 --> 00:18:45,657
in pretty boxes.

429
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:49,945
Well, I'm not afraid to put
it out there, you know?

430
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,247
And if my daughter decides she's a gay,

431
00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:54,533
I cannot think of a nicer gal

432
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,235
that she can, you know, indulge
her sapphic tendencies with.

433
00:18:57,253 --> 00:18:59,254
That's vaguely sweet, I think.

434
00:18:59,288 --> 00:19:01,373
Yes. Vaguely nauseating.

435
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:03,542
Where is the boom-boom room?

436
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:07,095
It's just down the hall,
Richard, to your left.

437
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:10,582
Good squash.

438
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,517
Ten years sobriety, down the drain.

439
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,252
Nice job.

440
00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:16,688
How is he gonna get up in front of a class?

441
00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:19,224
- Well, you know what they say.
- No, what do they say, Hank?

442
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:21,860
You really have to want to quit.

443
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:23,311
- You gotta...
- Oh...

444
00:19:23,362 --> 00:19:24,596
Hit rock bottom.

445
00:19:24,614 --> 00:19:27,765
Can I have a word with you, dear?

446
00:19:27,783 --> 00:19:30,035
Sure, darling.

447
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:36,291
So what's your story, morning glory?

448
00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:41,779
I'm... 33.

449
00:19:41,797 --> 00:19:43,131
Perfect.

450
00:19:43,166 --> 00:19:45,116
I'm getting my phd on...

451
00:19:45,134 --> 00:19:47,252
- Perfect.
- English lit.

452
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,587
- I love to read.
- Oh!

453
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,423
That's my drug of choice, the written word.

454
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,893
And, uh... I just ended a five-year relationship

455
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,811
that yielded me a big, fat nothing...

456
00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:58,263
not to make it sound like

457
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:01,433
a cold, hard business deal, but...

458
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,018
Whatever.

459
00:20:03,069 --> 00:20:05,303
And my 20s went by like a warm summer day,

460
00:20:05,321 --> 00:20:08,823
and now my uterus is deteriorating
with every breath.

461
00:20:08,858 --> 00:20:10,141
So, yeah, I... I see it all.

462
00:20:10,159 --> 00:20:13,978
You're handsome and you're funny and... really,

463
00:20:13,996 --> 00:20:15,947
unless you're a serious prospect,

464
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:18,149
do not so much as smile at me.

465
00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,368
Really, truly. Don't try to charm me.

466
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,621
It would just be a heinous crime

467
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:25,156
against the other sex,
given this full disclosure.

468
00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:30,178
And... I'm hard.

469
00:20:30,213 --> 00:20:33,331
No, please, seriously.
You're really dangerous.

470
00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:35,133
Please stay away.

471
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,835
Uh...

472
00:20:37,853 --> 00:20:40,889
Let's try again, shall we?

473
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,807
That's mighty white of you, Stace.

474
00:20:42,841 --> 00:20:44,893
- Stacy.
- Stacy.

475
00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:46,844
Koons, right?

476
00:20:46,862 --> 00:20:48,697
Uh, that's right.

477
00:20:48,731 --> 00:20:51,650
Mm. You're the Dean

478
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,818
of this fine institute of fancy book learning?

479
00:20:53,852 --> 00:20:55,853
Correct.

480
00:20:55,871 --> 00:20:57,989
Which would make you... Dean Koons?

481
00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,857
I've heard that one before.

482
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:02,994
Who wants to see me tuck
and do the pee-pee dance?

483
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,546
- Oh!
- Oh, my God.

484
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:06,248
Richard!

485
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,250
Come on. I can't be the only one.

486
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:09,668
- And then...
- Where are the girls?

487
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,836
Just like that...

488
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:16,374
he unveiled his beautiful man-pussy.

489
00:21:16,392 --> 00:21:20,095
His glorious...mangina.

490
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:22,814
Mm...mm...

491
00:21:22,848 --> 00:21:25,900
Meet my peach, baby.

492
00:21:25,935 --> 00:21:27,652
Blow on my dice.

493
00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:30,689
I wanna swing that swing.

494
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,890
Don't you treat me nice.

495
00:21:32,908 --> 00:21:35,827
- Richard, let me...
- I'm wild for you.

496
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,395
Let me call you a cab. Richard, let me...

497
00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:40,949
Sweet baby, I'm a child for you.

498
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,117
Richard, you know what,

499
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:43,368
why don't you stay in the guest room?

500
00:21:43,402 --> 00:21:44,786
- Stacy.
- Yeah.

501
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,872
Have you ever spent time
with an 11-year-old boy

502
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:50,959
and wanted more from him
than he was willing to give?

503
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,261
Have you ever breathed in the scent

504
00:21:53,296 --> 00:21:55,747
of a woman's sweaty, unwashed sex

505
00:21:55,765 --> 00:21:57,882
and just... mm...

506
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:01,919
wanted to bottle and sell it at market?

507
00:22:01,937 --> 00:22:04,806
Have you ever been so drunk on cock

508
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,975
you howled at the moon

509
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:09,260
and begged for a few inches more?

510
00:22:09,278 --> 00:22:11,262
Ladies?

511
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,864
Dean Koons?

512
00:22:12,898 --> 00:22:15,099
All these questions and
more will be answered

513
00:22:15,117 --> 00:22:18,653
in my new novel.

514
00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:20,488
- Ha!
- Let's get you dressed.

515
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:23,992
First... I wanna go for a swim!

516
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,444
- Arrgh!
- Oh!

517
00:22:26,462 --> 00:22:28,163
Whoo!

518
00:22:29,298 --> 00:22:31,132
- love that guy.

519
00:22:31,167 --> 00:22:33,835
Big fan.

520
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,254
- Big dick.
- Wow!

521
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:47,982
What do you want, Charlie?
I'm watching my stories.

522
00:22:48,017 --> 00:22:50,935
Marcy Ellen Runkle.

523
00:22:50,969 --> 00:22:52,153
I love you.

524
00:22:52,188 --> 00:22:55,106
Oh. Go home, you miserable sack of shit.

525
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,991
Sleep it off!

526
00:22:57,026 --> 00:22:59,027
But this is my home!

527
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:03,314
This! And you know why?

528
00:23:03,332 --> 00:23:05,950
Because Marcy lives here.

529
00:23:05,984 --> 00:23:08,586
She's my home.

530
00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:11,823
- My true west.
- North.

531
00:23:11,841 --> 00:23:13,625
- What?
- True north.

532
00:23:13,659 --> 00:23:15,794
- That's what they say.
- Who?

533
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,328
Oh.

534
00:23:17,346 --> 00:23:18,930
What?

535
00:23:18,964 --> 00:23:20,548
Hey...

536
00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:23,134
Marce...

537
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,437
Let's give it another shot, hmm?

538
00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:27,305
What do you say?

539
00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:31,309
- No?
- Okay, fair enough.

540
00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,395
Can I use the bathroom?

541
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:36,514
I have to go numero dos,

542
00:23:36,532 --> 00:23:37,816
and I don't know if I'm gonna make it

543
00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,984
back to Westwood in time.

544
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:43,405
Make it quick, asshole.

545
00:23:43,456 --> 00:23:45,824
You sure Becca's okay to spend the night?

546
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,208
Yeah. Let her sleep.

547
00:23:47,243 --> 00:23:48,827
I'll drop her off in the morning.

548
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:52,080
But you'll, uh, you'll keep an eye on them?

549
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:53,298
Oh, right.

550
00:23:53,332 --> 00:23:55,166
For signs of lesbianism. Yeah. Will do.

551
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,368
I'll be vigilant.

552
00:23:57,386 --> 00:23:59,170
Sorry about the drama tonight.

553
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,339
You must think I'm a world-class a-hole.

554
00:24:01,373 --> 00:24:04,342
Hmm... don't know about the world-class.

555
00:24:04,376 --> 00:24:06,711
Yeah, well, tHank you.
What about bates?

556
00:24:06,729 --> 00:24:08,763
Is he gonna be able to do his thing?

557
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:11,716
From rehab? I doubt it.

558
00:24:11,734 --> 00:24:15,520
You wouldn't happen to know
of any other bad-boy novelists

559
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:18,490
looking for a teaching gig, would you?

560
00:24:18,524 --> 00:24:20,391
I don't know.

561
00:24:20,409 --> 00:24:22,444
I will, uh, bring it up at
the next union meeting.

562
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,728
Good night.

563
00:24:23,746 --> 00:24:25,246
Night.

564
00:24:28,584 --> 00:24:31,920
Where ya headed?

565
00:24:31,954 --> 00:24:33,922
Just home to the cats.

566
00:24:33,956 --> 00:24:36,458
Sounds hot.

567
00:24:38,294 --> 00:24:39,544
How 'bout a libation?

568
00:24:39,578 --> 00:24:42,964
Oh! Like that could possibly end well.

569
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:45,099
Oh, look at you with the foresight and all.

570
00:24:45,134 --> 00:24:47,552
- Well played, lady.
- THanks.

571
00:24:47,586 --> 00:24:49,437
Good night, Mr. Moody.

572
00:24:49,472 --> 00:24:51,105
'Twas a pleasure meeting you.

573
00:24:51,140 --> 00:24:54,809
Good night, psycho. Take
good care of that uterus.

574
00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:10,992
Oh, my God, Charlie.

575
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:14,111
- What are you doing in there?
- It's my i-b-s!

576
00:25:14,129 --> 00:25:17,916
You know how it kicks in
in times of extreme duress.

577
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:20,919
Well, this is one of those times!

578
00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:25,757
Aah!

579
00:25:31,730 --> 00:25:34,632
All right. It's all right.

580
00:25:34,650 --> 00:25:38,269
Miserable slob.

581
00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:42,023
Guest room. Go.

582
00:25:47,997 --> 00:25:49,864
What up, lady fair?

583
00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:51,783
Hank, it's late.

584
00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:54,202
And yet you don't sound
even remotely sleepy.

585
00:25:54,253 --> 00:25:57,655
- Burning the midnight oil?
- Something like that.

586
00:25:57,673 --> 00:26:00,508
I get it. Big date, huh?

587
00:26:00,543 --> 00:26:02,293
I'm not sure how big it was.

588
00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:05,430
Gross.

589
00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:07,799
Bad breath. H-o-b.

590
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:11,269
- H-o-b?
- Hair on back.

591
00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:14,556
Oh. Well, now I'm starting to feel better.

592
00:26:14,607 --> 00:26:17,559
- What about you?
- What about me?

593
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,944
Our monkey in the middle
said something about

594
00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:22,897
crossing paths with a friend of yours.

595
00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:25,349
Oh, she's a little meddler, that one.

596
00:26:25,367 --> 00:26:27,569
That she is.

597
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:30,905
Well, not to worry. Bad breath.

598
00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:33,708
H-o-b.

599
00:26:33,742 --> 00:26:35,793
Mm. I miss you.

600
00:26:35,828 --> 00:26:38,746
I miss you too.

601
00:26:38,797 --> 00:26:42,417
It ain't the same without you, you know.

602
00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:46,054
That's nice to hear.

603
00:26:46,088 --> 00:26:48,556
I think it's good, though.

604
00:26:48,591 --> 00:26:52,093
- What's good?
- We're... living our lives.

605
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:56,147
We're being all normal and responsible and...

606
00:26:56,181 --> 00:26:58,900
like real, live grownups.

607
00:26:58,934 --> 00:27:03,271
Well, yeah, I do feel vaguely
functional these days.

608
00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:06,491
You know, I think you might even be proud of me.

609
00:27:06,525 --> 00:27:08,776
I'm always proud of you.

610
00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:11,613
Even when I'm not.

611
00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:18,620
That's nice to hear.

612
00:27:18,671 --> 00:27:21,339
- But...
- But what?

613
00:27:23,375 --> 00:27:25,627
What if, in the process of being...

614
00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:29,914
well, responsible and grown-up like, we...

615
00:27:29,932 --> 00:27:32,917
just kinda get over each other?

616
00:27:37,106 --> 00:27:38,890
What if...

617
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:42,093
you tell me about our daughter.

618
00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:47,231
Well... things are changing, Karen,

619
00:27:47,265 --> 00:27:49,817
just like you said they would.

620
00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:51,619
I mean, fast, you know, but I'm...

621
00:27:51,654 --> 00:27:53,705
I'm holding on as hard as I can,

622
00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:56,324
and I am not gonna let go.

623
00:27:56,375 --> 00:27:59,911
I mean, I... I won't forget you.

624
00:28:02,912 --> 00:28:07,912
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