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Female pa announcer:
flight 2570, new york, jfk,
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Now boarding all rows.
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- okay, well, there you go,
young lady.
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Off into
the wild blue yonder.
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- great.
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Maybe i'll get lucky
and my plane will explode
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In mid-air.
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- i don't get it, becks.
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What could possibly
be so awful
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About visiting the woman
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Who pushed you through
her magnificent vagina?
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In new york.
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In the fall, no less.
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You're gonna be
stepping off that plane
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Into a woody allen film.
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And not recent woody allen,
old woody allen.
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annie hall,
manhattan woody allen.
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I'm pretty jealous
right now.
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- chelsea has lakers tickets.
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- so what?
you hate basketball.
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- you're missing the point.
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It's a killer scene.
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- [sighs]
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I know you're in there
somewhere, baby girl.
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My sweet little
partner in crime.
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And you're having a good
laugh about this,
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Even if it's only
on the inside.
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All right, well,
have a nice trip.
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Kiss mama bear for me.
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I love you.
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- stay.
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- stay?
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Stay.
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Stay.
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Come on, turn around,
just once.
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Then i'll know
you still love me.
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Please, god, send me
a sign from on high.
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
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Oh, yeah, that's what
i'm talking about.
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[clicks tongue]
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[upbeat music]
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? ?
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- all right, well,
she's up, up and away.
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Karen, on phone:
i'm so excited.
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I can't wait to squeeze
that little peanut.
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- i wouldn't get too excited.
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She hasn't been
very pleasant lately.
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Kind of a little shit,
actually.
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- hey, come on.
don't poison the well.
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I know we're gonna have
a great time, she and i.
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I can feel it.
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Okus-dokus.
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I'm just warning you,
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Something post-pubescent
and wicked your way comes.
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- i wish you could come with.
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- yeah, me too.
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I'm not looking forward
to this weekend much.
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- come on, hank.
he's your best friend.
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- yeah, once upon a time,
in long island.
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He calls me up
out of the blue.
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Haven't talked to him
in years.
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Says he's got something
important to talk about.
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- whatever.
just have fun, you know?
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- all right, well, um...
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Call me when she lands.
give her a kiss for me.
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Give yourself a kiss
for me too. [kiss]
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- talk to you later.
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- bye. bye.
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- moody!
you handsome motherfucker.
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I just have to have me
a piece of that ass.
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- fuckin'...
[laughing]
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- wait, i'm not through.
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- zloz, shit.
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- what's up, buddy?
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- where'd that plane come from,
1987?
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You look exactly the same.
and that smell.
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What is that, booze,
cigarettes, and drakkar noir?
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Takes me right back.
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- yeah, well, what about you?
look at you.
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You look like half a fag
in this smoking jacket.
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You smell pretty much
the same...
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Like a cock dipped in shit.
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- aww.
it's good to see you, man.
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Yeah, it's been
a long time.
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- yeah, well,
whose fault is that?
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Who never comes back
to the island?
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Fuckin' fancy book writer
hank moody, that's who.
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- well, you know,
they won't let me back.
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I divulged too many
small town secrets.
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Named too many names.
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- ah, right.
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Well, here i finally am,
man, in l.a.
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L-fuckin'-a.
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- yeah, well, what's up?
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You sounded pretty mysterious
on the phone.
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- ah, yeah, later.
later for that, man.
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There's plenty of time
to shoot the shit.
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First, i want to see
britney's vertical smile.
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- ooh. i don't know
if she's showing this week.
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I'll have to check
the schedule.
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- all right, well, then,
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I want to act
like a millionaire
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And get properly faced
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With my best buddy
in the whole world,
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Hank moody.
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- all right.
- what do you say?
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- i say we do it.
let's shoot the moon.
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If we only get halfway there,
so be it.
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It's better than
working for the man.
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- yeah, or dying five miles
from where you were born.
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Both: mr. amato.
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- 11th grade english.
words to live by.
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You know, come on,
let's get fuckin' ossified.
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Hank: how many kids now?
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- three, which is...
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Three too fuckin' many.
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Hey, look i made you
come with one finger.
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You imagine what
i could do with the rest.
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- jesus christ, zloz,
that old chestnut?
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Stand down, charm school.
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I apologize for my friend.
he's sick in the head.
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Just two days
out of the asylum.
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He's doing okay,
having said that.
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We'd like another round,
my lady, if you don't mind.
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- sure.
- thank you.
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What the fuck
is wrong with you?
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- what? what?
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I'm sorry.
i'm sorry.
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There's smokin' hot bitches
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Everywhere you look,
you know?
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What's the move here?
- the move?
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- i mean, they all seem
like a bunch of stuck up cunts.
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- that's the move.
that's the line.
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Try that one out.
see where it gets you.
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- you still pulling
a ton of ass?
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- i do all right.
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- yeah?
i got my dick wet first.
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Remember that shit.
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- hey, you guys ready
to settle up?
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- yeah.
- no, fuck you.
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- no, let me.
whoa, let me.
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- hmm.
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[giggles]
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- look at me.
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- i'm, you know...
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I feel a little
underdressed in this joint.
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- that's because you are
underdressed.
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You look like
a fuckin' landscaper.
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- i am a fuckin' landscaper.
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I own my own business now,
thank you very much.
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- that's terrific.
good for you.
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- not quite as nice
as getting paid
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To make shit up.
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- that is much harder
than it looks.
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- right.
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Oh, man.
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I'd love to have her
sit on my face before i die.
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- like you'd ever
cheat on kim.
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How is she?
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- that's what
i meant to tell you, man.
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- what?
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- we're through.
- what?
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- we called it quits, man.
it's over.
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- what happened?
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- got in a fight.
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Words were spoken.
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Household appliances
were thrown.
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I got in a cab.
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Hopped on a plane for l.a.
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You don't mind if i crash
on your couch
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For a couple of weeks,
do you?
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- yeah, i mind.
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I'm trying to raise
a daughter, numb nuts.
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- oh, becca.
how's she doing?
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What is she now, 15, 16?
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- you're not gonna do
any better than kim.
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She's beautiful.
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I used to jerk off
to that girl
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Every night in high school,
almost.
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You were my hero
when you nailed her.
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- yeah, well, uh,
how does the saying go?
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For every beautiful woman,
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There's a guy who's bored
of fucking her.
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Let's get out of here, man.
where's the party?
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- what party?
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- party, there's a party
out there somewhere.
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And there's a blonde
with big tits
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Waiting for me
to bang her stupid, all right?
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Call your agent.
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Call your agent.
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Isn't that what
he gets paid to do,
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Shit like that?
- you don't know my agent.
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- yeah, great,
so we'll see you there.
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Okay, looking forward to it.
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Any friend of yours.
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Oh, i'll see what
i can do about the blonde.
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With big tits, right?
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I'll make a note of that.
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See you, hank.
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[humming]
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- hey, you.
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- hey there, porn star.
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- hi.
- hey.
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Ay! yo! wow!
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Your boobs,
they're really...big.
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- i know, right?
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- so that's what my last
ten grand looks like, huh?
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- yep. you can touch them,
if you like.
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- really?
- well, sure.
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You paid for 'em.
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Feel me up, citizen.
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[door creaks shut]
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- oh.
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I knew you'd be back,
you know, sooner or later.
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[makes beeping noise]
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- oh, yeah?
you did?
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- sure, i said so, didn't i?
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This one's heavier.
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- yeah, you did.
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Yeah, when i broke up
with you.
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You were all,
"you'll be back.
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They all come back
sooner or later."
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- exactly, the thing is,
though, daisy,
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See, as much
as i look back fondly
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On our little afternoon
in the sun...
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[inhales sharply]
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I don't think
i can go back there.
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I'm trying to mend fences
with the missus.
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- aww.
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You two are great together.
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Good luck with that.
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- well, thank you.
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- okay...
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I have something
i need to tell you.
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- i'm all ears.
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- eyes, charlie.
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Okay.
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I've been making the rounds,
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Informing my partners
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Of the various stds
i've contracted.
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Nothing crazy, mind you.
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Nothing life-threatening
or anything like that.
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But you might want to get
to a doctor
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And have him whip up
some kind of cocktail.
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Help fight it off.
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'cause let me tell you,
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This is some really
pernicious shit.
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My vagina looks like
downtown baghdad right now.
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Charlie, are you okay?
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- yeah, i think so.
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I'm just--
i'm a little dizzy.
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And--and clammy too.
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Do i feel clammy to you?
is that how it starts?
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- hey this is some serious
scarface shit here.
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00:09:01,776 --> 00:09:03,110
Runkles!
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- hey, it's the boys.
257
00:09:05,563 --> 00:09:07,531
- runkles.
258
00:09:07,565 --> 00:09:09,750
This here
is the almighty zloz,
259
00:09:09,784 --> 00:09:11,702
My oldest friend
from the island of long.
260
00:09:11,736 --> 00:09:13,420
- mr. almighty,
pleasure to meet you.
261
00:09:13,454 --> 00:09:14,838
- you too.
mike zlozowski.
262
00:09:14,872 --> 00:09:15,956
Very nice to meet you guys.
263
00:09:16,007 --> 00:09:17,374
- you've known him
a long time.
264
00:09:17,408 --> 00:09:19,426
Let me ask you,
was he always such a prick?
265
00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:21,211
- always!
he's always been a ball buster.
266
00:09:21,245 --> 00:09:23,180
I spent half my life
making sure this guy
267
00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,798
Didn't get his fuckin'
teeth kicked in.
268
00:09:24,849 --> 00:09:26,683
- that's true.
he's my bodyguard.
269
00:09:26,718 --> 00:09:27,917
- oh! welcome, boys.
270
00:09:27,936 --> 00:09:29,436
- hey.
- and girl.
271
00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:31,521
- ohh!
272
00:09:31,556 --> 00:09:33,307
You must be runkle.
273
00:09:33,358 --> 00:09:34,942
- in fact, i am.
274
00:09:34,976 --> 00:09:36,693
- ah, i see what you mean.
275
00:09:36,728 --> 00:09:38,562
Great head for helming.
276
00:09:38,596 --> 00:09:39,813
- mm, yeah.
277
00:09:39,864 --> 00:09:41,064
Oh, this is my husband,
278
00:09:41,098 --> 00:09:42,532
Ricardo collini.
279
00:09:42,567 --> 00:09:43,900
- call me dickie.
280
00:09:43,934 --> 00:09:45,819
- have fun, cap'n.
281
00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:46,820
You too.
[kiss]
282
00:09:46,871 --> 00:09:49,539
- ho, whoa.
hold on a minute there.
283
00:09:49,574 --> 00:09:50,657
You're married?
284
00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:53,493
- yeah, 25 years
and countin'.
285
00:09:53,544 --> 00:09:55,379
- i had no idea.
286
00:09:55,413 --> 00:09:57,080
- well, you never asked.
287
00:09:57,114 --> 00:09:58,999
- i feel very strange
about this.
288
00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:00,334
- runkle, don't worry.
289
00:10:00,385 --> 00:10:02,419
Dickie and i have
a very...
290
00:10:02,453 --> 00:10:04,304
A very open relationship.
291
00:10:04,339 --> 00:10:05,672
But, as you can see,
292
00:10:05,723 --> 00:10:07,307
He has some limitations.
293
00:10:07,342 --> 00:10:11,511
He is, however,
a master of the oral arts.
294
00:10:11,562 --> 00:10:15,849
You ought to try him
sometime, honey.
295
00:10:15,900 --> 00:10:17,517
- there's no place like home.
296
00:10:17,568 --> 00:10:20,020
There's no place like home.
there's no place like home.
297
00:10:20,071 --> 00:10:22,105
- is your father
a lumberjack?
298
00:10:22,139 --> 00:10:23,907
Because every time
i look at you,
299
00:10:23,941 --> 00:10:26,576
I get serious wood
in my pants.
300
00:10:26,611 --> 00:10:28,144
- [scoffs]
301
00:10:29,414 --> 00:10:31,248
- come on, what do--
what do--
302
00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:32,866
What do you think,
you're better than me?
303
00:10:32,917 --> 00:10:34,001
Come on.
304
00:10:34,035 --> 00:10:35,535
- nice one, shecky greene.
305
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:40,490
- to the city of angels
and its stuck-up snatch.
306
00:10:40,508 --> 00:10:41,792
- can't we do
better than that?
307
00:10:41,826 --> 00:10:44,678
Let's drink to levittown,
from whence we came.
308
00:10:46,631 --> 00:10:48,164
- i don't know, moody.
309
00:10:48,182 --> 00:10:49,800
I think i could get used
to this, you know.
310
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,385
I got a few
screenplay ideas.
311
00:10:51,436 --> 00:10:54,604
What's--what's stopping me
from taking this town by storm?
312
00:10:54,639 --> 00:10:56,673
- me. just me.
i won't let you.
313
00:10:56,691 --> 00:10:58,725
- oh, yeah?
you gonna get in my way?
314
00:10:58,776 --> 00:11:00,944
You gonna keep it
all for yourself?
315
00:11:00,978 --> 00:11:02,529
- that? that out there?
316
00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:03,680
That's a fuckin' mirage.
317
00:11:03,698 --> 00:11:05,615
That doesn't exist,
behind me.
318
00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:07,684
You got everything you could
ever want or need back home.
319
00:11:07,702 --> 00:11:08,819
Trust me.
320
00:11:08,853 --> 00:11:10,287
- what the fuck do you know
about back home?
321
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:12,188
You got out years ago.
322
00:11:12,206 --> 00:11:16,025
Now, it's easy for you to spout
some working class hero,
323
00:11:16,044 --> 00:11:18,879
Springsteen bullshit about
the sanctity of small towns
324
00:11:18,913 --> 00:11:21,030
When you're driving a porsche
through the promised land.
325
00:11:21,049 --> 00:11:22,582
- you got it all wrong, man.
326
00:11:22,633 --> 00:11:23,834
- i got it all wrong?
listen.
327
00:11:23,868 --> 00:11:25,419
You see that--you see
that girl over there?
328
00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:26,420
- yes.
329
00:11:26,471 --> 00:11:27,838
- i'm gonna go talk to her.
330
00:11:27,872 --> 00:11:29,873
Maybe she's warm
for my form,
331
00:11:29,891 --> 00:11:31,341
Maybe not, but...
332
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:32,559
You know,
i'm no marky mark,
333
00:11:32,593 --> 00:11:34,311
But i'm going down
swinging tonight.
334
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:35,595
- all right.
- wish me luck.
335
00:11:35,646 --> 00:11:36,680
- good luck.
336
00:11:36,714 --> 00:11:38,148
[whispers] fuck.
337
00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:41,601
- what are you doing?
338
00:11:41,652 --> 00:11:43,937
Oh, wow, this is--
339
00:11:43,988 --> 00:11:45,272
- yeah!
- ooh.
340
00:11:45,323 --> 00:11:48,108
- look...all this erotica,
got me all--
341
00:11:48,159 --> 00:11:49,392
- grande.
- yeah.
342
00:11:49,577 --> 00:11:51,278
I'm all sexed up and shit.
343
00:11:51,329 --> 00:11:52,746
And you know how i am.
344
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,564
The more i gets,
the more i wants.
345
00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:56,867
- yeah, but not tonight,
maybe.
346
00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:59,002
You know, maybe--maybe
we just take a break, you know.
347
00:11:59,036 --> 00:12:02,005
- what? why don't
you want to fuck me?
348
00:12:02,039 --> 00:12:03,924
- 'cause this
is my boss's house.
349
00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,208
That's why.
350
00:12:05,242 --> 00:12:08,378
- yeah, baby, and your boss
is a stone freak.
351
00:12:08,412 --> 00:12:09,913
I think she would
very much approve
352
00:12:09,931 --> 00:12:12,265
Of a quickie happening
right under her own roof.
353
00:12:12,300 --> 00:12:14,384
[machinery whirring]
- shoosh!
354
00:12:14,418 --> 00:12:16,386
Well, really,
i'm sore still.
355
00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:18,087
I mean, chafed, really.
356
00:12:18,106 --> 00:12:20,557
- okay, what the fuck
is going on?
357
00:12:20,591 --> 00:12:22,526
- nothing, i'm just--
i'm, you know,
358
00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,944
I guess a little,
uh, uh,
359
00:12:23,978 --> 00:12:27,063
Overwhelmed by the whiplash
nature of our relationship--
360
00:12:27,097 --> 00:12:28,115
- bullshit!
361
00:12:28,149 --> 00:12:29,766
You fucked someone else,
didn't you?
362
00:12:29,784 --> 00:12:31,768
- no! no, never.
363
00:12:31,786 --> 00:12:35,572
I am done
with that behavior.
364
00:12:35,606 --> 00:12:37,106
- something's going on
with you.
365
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,543
- [sighs]
366
00:12:39,577 --> 00:12:42,295
Daisy...came to see me.
367
00:12:42,330 --> 00:12:44,498
- oh! i knew it!
368
00:12:44,549 --> 00:12:46,166
I fucking knew it.
369
00:12:46,217 --> 00:12:47,884
A woman knows that shit.
370
00:12:47,919 --> 00:12:50,387
So, what, you want to get
back together with her now?
371
00:12:50,421 --> 00:12:52,556
You're gonna have some
skanky little porno babies?
372
00:12:52,590 --> 00:12:54,925
Why don't you make up your
fucking mind already, runkle?
373
00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:56,092
- no!
374
00:12:56,126 --> 00:12:58,294
No, i told her i want
to be with you,
375
00:12:58,312 --> 00:13:01,264
Only you...
my one true love.
376
00:13:01,349 --> 00:13:02,983
- really?
377
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,020
What'd she say,
that little tramp?
378
00:13:07,071 --> 00:13:08,939
- well, actually--
and this is interesting--
379
00:13:08,973 --> 00:13:10,139
[clears throat]
380
00:13:10,158 --> 00:13:12,576
She said that she had
contracted a few stds.
381
00:13:12,610 --> 00:13:13,910
Nothing crazy, mind you.
382
00:13:13,945 --> 00:13:16,163
Nothing a bolus of antibiotics
wouldn't cure.
383
00:13:16,197 --> 00:13:17,664
Just...knock it out.
384
00:13:17,748 --> 00:13:19,282
- oh, god.
385
00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:22,002
No, i seriously think
i'm gonna throw up right now.
386
00:13:22,036 --> 00:13:24,704
- that is exactly
what i said! right?
387
00:13:24,755 --> 00:13:26,173
Or, well, i don't know.
388
00:13:26,207 --> 00:13:28,124
Maybe i said, uh,
i was dizzy.
389
00:13:28,158 --> 00:13:30,043
But it's the same difference,
really.
390
00:13:30,094 --> 00:13:33,180
Ow! fuck!
fuck.
391
00:13:33,214 --> 00:13:36,349
- i'm taking your little fucking
girl car, charlie.
392
00:13:36,384 --> 00:13:40,470
and don't you dare bother
coming home tonight!
393
00:13:40,504 --> 00:13:42,389
- fucking hell.
394
00:13:43,841 --> 00:13:45,058
[pool balls clack]
395
00:13:45,109 --> 00:13:47,027
- dude! she's got a cock!
396
00:13:47,061 --> 00:13:48,195
- really?
397
00:13:48,229 --> 00:13:51,114
Sure it wasn't just
an oversized clit?
398
00:13:51,148 --> 00:13:52,566
- i know a cock
when i touch one.
399
00:13:52,617 --> 00:13:55,485
I-i--we were messing around,
okay, in the hot tub.
400
00:13:55,519 --> 00:13:56,686
I was getting ready
to close.
401
00:13:56,704 --> 00:13:58,238
She says she wants
to tell me something.
402
00:13:58,289 --> 00:13:59,789
I thought she had
a boyfriend or whatever.
403
00:13:59,824 --> 00:14:01,625
Next thing i know,
she's guiding my hand
404
00:14:01,659 --> 00:14:04,211
Down to her
thin, bent dong.
405
00:14:04,245 --> 00:14:05,745
- then what, you gave her
a handy?
406
00:14:05,796 --> 00:14:07,297
- fuck you, man.
i fuckin' clocked her.
407
00:14:07,331 --> 00:14:09,365
- there's laws.
you can't do that.
408
00:14:09,383 --> 00:14:10,667
That's a human being.
409
00:14:10,701 --> 00:14:12,535
You can't just be
throwing punches at people.
410
00:14:12,553 --> 00:14:15,055
- what the fuck
is wrong with you, moody?
411
00:14:15,089 --> 00:14:16,556
Have you been in l.a.
so long
412
00:14:16,591 --> 00:14:19,976
That a chick with a dick
means nothing to you?
413
00:14:20,011 --> 00:14:21,645
- hey!
414
00:14:21,679 --> 00:14:23,980
Your friend's a closeted
fucking homo!
415
00:14:24,015 --> 00:14:25,515
- that's what i've been
telling him for years.
416
00:14:25,549 --> 00:14:26,516
I have, really.
417
00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:28,902
- see, them's fightin' words.
418
00:14:28,936 --> 00:14:30,353
- asshole.
- you're gonna hit me now?
419
00:14:30,387 --> 00:14:31,821
- i thought you knew.
420
00:14:31,856 --> 00:14:33,056
When i realized you didn't,
421
00:14:33,074 --> 00:14:35,242
I tried to break it
to you gently.
422
00:14:35,276 --> 00:14:38,028
- well, for what it's worth,
i think you're beautiful.
423
00:14:38,062 --> 00:14:40,196
I think you could
totally pass for a lady.
424
00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:42,198
- thank you, sweetie.
- anytime.
425
00:14:42,232 --> 00:14:43,399
- oh, that's great.
426
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:44,400
Why don't you guys
get a room, maybe,
427
00:14:44,418 --> 00:14:45,702
And suck each other's dicks?
428
00:14:45,736 --> 00:14:48,204
- i think he knew,
deep down.
429
00:14:48,238 --> 00:14:49,923
He was looking
for a little meat.
430
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,207
- mm, possibil--
431
00:14:51,241 --> 00:14:52,759
Uhh! shit.
432
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,044
- uhh!
- agh!
433
00:14:54,078 --> 00:14:55,762
- pause!
434
00:14:55,796 --> 00:14:58,048
- boys, enough!
435
00:14:59,050 --> 00:15:00,684
Up.
436
00:15:00,718 --> 00:15:02,769
There'll be no fighting
in this house.
437
00:15:02,803 --> 00:15:05,438
This place is made for love.
438
00:15:05,473 --> 00:15:07,057
The collinis are open
439
00:15:07,091 --> 00:15:10,477
To all sizes, shapes,
and sexual preferences.
440
00:15:10,528 --> 00:15:13,480
Ignorance will not
be tolerated.
441
00:15:13,531 --> 00:15:14,698
- you're absolutely right,
sue.
442
00:15:14,732 --> 00:15:16,149
We are deeply ashamed.
443
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,867
Deeply.
right, zloz?
444
00:15:17,902 --> 00:15:19,736
- maybe you are...
- zloz.
445
00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:22,205
- i am deeply ashamed...
446
00:15:22,239 --> 00:15:24,324
That i touched
a tranny's cock.
447
00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:25,959
- all right, all right!
448
00:15:27,878 --> 00:15:31,298
Now that we've got that
cleared away,
449
00:15:31,332 --> 00:15:33,783
You boys wanna
go skiing with me?
450
00:15:35,619 --> 00:15:36,836
- yeah, okay.
- uh-huh. ooh.
451
00:15:36,887 --> 00:15:38,805
[buckcherry's crazy bitch]
452
00:15:38,839 --> 00:15:41,758
- ? all right ?
453
00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:46,229
? ?
454
00:15:46,263 --> 00:15:48,181
- whoo!
455
00:15:48,232 --> 00:15:49,316
? ?
456
00:15:49,350 --> 00:15:52,986
? break me down,
you got a lovely face ?
457
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,522
? we're going to your place ?
458
00:15:55,573 --> 00:15:58,024
- hank, this is more like it!
459
00:15:58,075 --> 00:16:00,110
You see the mams
on this broad?
460
00:16:00,144 --> 00:16:02,162
- this guy was your b.f.f.?
461
00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:03,580
I don't see it.
462
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,332
- you wouldn't know it
to look at him now,
463
00:16:05,366 --> 00:16:07,083
But he was the coolest kid
in high school.
464
00:16:07,118 --> 00:16:09,169
Not the smartest, but he was
definitely the funniest.
465
00:16:09,203 --> 00:16:10,670
A regular fuckin' riot.
466
00:16:10,705 --> 00:16:12,321
He had
the hottest girlfriend.
467
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:15,175
We all wanted to be him.
i worshipped the guy.
468
00:16:15,209 --> 00:16:17,127
- i like you like this.
469
00:16:17,161 --> 00:16:18,211
- like what?
470
00:16:18,262 --> 00:16:20,463
- like my new boyfriend.
471
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:25,769
- be careful, ladies.
472
00:16:25,803 --> 00:16:28,388
I think i might
have an std.
473
00:16:28,439 --> 00:16:29,806
- you don't happen to have
a dick, do you?
474
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:30,857
No offense.
475
00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:33,360
- none taken.
476
00:16:33,394 --> 00:16:36,363
- nope! no dick.
477
00:16:36,397 --> 00:16:39,065
No pubic hair, either.
dig that shit.
478
00:16:39,116 --> 00:16:41,568
I'm sorry i doubted you,
sweetheart.
479
00:16:41,619 --> 00:16:44,237
- bad boy.
i'm gonna punish you.
480
00:16:44,288 --> 00:16:46,539
You're my bitch.
you my bitch?
481
00:16:46,574 --> 00:16:48,708
That's right.
oh, yeah.
482
00:16:48,743 --> 00:16:51,327
- ? you're a crazy bitch,
but you fuck so good ?
483
00:16:51,361 --> 00:16:52,712
? i'm on top of it ?
484
00:16:52,747 --> 00:16:54,664
- you wanna be my--
what--dude.
485
00:16:54,698 --> 00:16:55,832
Wai-wait, hey.
486
00:16:55,866 --> 00:16:57,751
Hey! stop it!
487
00:16:57,802 --> 00:16:59,636
Asshole! get off!
488
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,755
Hey! hey, fucker!
489
00:17:01,806 --> 00:17:03,139
Get off!
490
00:17:03,174 --> 00:17:04,707
- you're out of here!
491
00:17:04,725 --> 00:17:05,809
- hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
492
00:17:05,843 --> 00:17:07,310
Whoa, whoa.
what happened?
493
00:17:07,344 --> 00:17:08,728
What'd he say?
what'd he do?
494
00:17:08,763 --> 00:17:11,064
- he was sucking on her titty,
and that ain't cool.
495
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:13,016
- that is not cool.
what the fuck are you thinking?
496
00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:14,234
- hey, man, did you
see those things?
497
00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:15,518
They were epic, man.
498
00:17:15,552 --> 00:17:18,855
It was like pamela anderson
meets samantha fox.
499
00:17:18,889 --> 00:17:20,407
Remember samantha fox?
- shut up, shut up.
500
00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:22,275
- tits for days!
- i apologize.
501
00:17:22,326 --> 00:17:23,660
- tits for days!
- shut up!
502
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:24,861
- you know what?
503
00:17:24,895 --> 00:17:26,196
I'm throwing working class
out on his ass.
504
00:17:26,230 --> 00:17:27,197
- working class?
505
00:17:27,231 --> 00:17:29,115
- uhh! unh!
506
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:30,917
- uhh!
507
00:17:30,951 --> 00:17:32,235
- yah! uhh!
508
00:17:32,253 --> 00:17:33,620
- watch it!
509
00:17:33,671 --> 00:17:34,671
- uhh! agh!
510
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:35,789
[glasses shattering]
511
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,924
- uhh.
512
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,259
- unh!
513
00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:41,294
- you with me, compadre?
514
00:17:43,514 --> 00:17:45,632
Bouncer: aaah!
515
00:18:32,096 --> 00:18:33,563
- [karate yell,
neck cracks]
516
00:18:33,597 --> 00:18:35,682
[groans]
517
00:18:53,317 --> 00:18:54,701
[belches]
518
00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:22,979
- [light snoring]
519
00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:50,539
- well, good morning, teach.
520
00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:52,842
Wow, our very first
sleepover.
521
00:19:52,876 --> 00:19:54,761
- i wish i remembered
more of it.
522
00:19:54,812 --> 00:19:56,930
- did we take
a bubble bath?
523
00:19:56,981 --> 00:20:00,066
- there is evidence
to support that theory, yes.
524
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,185
- [giggles]
525
00:20:03,771 --> 00:20:06,656
- can i ask you a favor?
526
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:08,658
- [snoring lightly]
527
00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:25,174
- uhh.
528
00:20:29,746 --> 00:20:31,247
- good morning.
529
00:20:31,265 --> 00:20:32,748
- good morning.
530
00:20:32,766 --> 00:20:34,634
Ooh. ooh. ooh.
531
00:20:34,685 --> 00:20:36,469
Uh, um...
532
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,521
Wow. did we--
did we, um--
533
00:20:38,555 --> 00:20:40,139
- oh, fuck, yeah.
534
00:20:40,190 --> 00:20:42,091
- hmm. mm.
535
00:20:42,109 --> 00:20:43,476
Was i any good?
536
00:20:43,527 --> 00:20:44,644
- oh, the best.
537
00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:47,280
You've got a great cock.
538
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,482
- fuckin'-a.
539
00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:52,402
Good times.
540
00:20:52,436 --> 00:20:54,404
- morning, kids.
541
00:20:54,438 --> 00:20:56,939
- [grunts]
542
00:20:56,957 --> 00:20:57,991
Dude.
543
00:20:58,042 --> 00:20:59,492
- buddy?
[chuckles]
544
00:21:13,457 --> 00:21:15,642
- this place
is beautiful, man.
545
00:21:15,676 --> 00:21:18,061
Takes your breath away,
sometimes.
546
00:21:18,095 --> 00:21:20,346
- that's one of the perks.
547
00:21:20,397 --> 00:21:21,764
That and in-n-out burger.
548
00:21:21,798 --> 00:21:24,300
- i got a question for you.
- shoot.
549
00:21:24,318 --> 00:21:26,853
- how come you never made it
to my wedding, man?
550
00:21:26,904 --> 00:21:29,155
- oh, man.
551
00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:31,190
I don't know.
552
00:21:31,241 --> 00:21:33,776
I guess i was pissed.
553
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:34,911
You know, uh...
554
00:21:34,945 --> 00:21:36,863
I didn't want to see you
ruin your life.
555
00:21:36,914 --> 00:21:38,915
We had a plan.
556
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,700
- right, and i fucked it up.
557
00:21:40,751 --> 00:21:41,984
- well...
558
00:21:42,002 --> 00:21:43,152
And we were gonna
get out of there,
559
00:21:43,170 --> 00:21:44,420
The two of us, together.
560
00:21:44,455 --> 00:21:45,705
You were gonna be
a rock star.
561
00:21:45,756 --> 00:21:47,707
I was gonna be
a famous writer.
562
00:21:47,758 --> 00:21:49,342
That's the way i thought
back then.
563
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:50,510
Black and white.
564
00:21:50,544 --> 00:21:52,628
I was a fuckin' idiot.
565
00:21:52,662 --> 00:21:53,829
Couldn't have been
more wrong.
566
00:21:53,847 --> 00:21:55,348
You did a beautiful thing.
567
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,383
You stepped up,
married that girl,
568
00:21:57,434 --> 00:21:58,968
Had a family.
569
00:21:59,002 --> 00:22:00,887
Don't fuck it up.
570
00:22:00,938 --> 00:22:04,273
Don't chase these...
girls with fake titties
571
00:22:04,308 --> 00:22:07,310
And half-baked
screenplay ideas.
572
00:22:07,344 --> 00:22:08,644
- dude...
573
00:22:08,678 --> 00:22:12,315
I'm sorry
about your father, man.
574
00:22:12,349 --> 00:22:14,617
- yeah.
thank you.
575
00:22:14,651 --> 00:22:17,320
Um...
576
00:22:17,354 --> 00:22:19,622
[sighs] thanks for
the flowers that you sent.
577
00:22:22,659 --> 00:22:24,193
- did you hear about
mr. amato?
578
00:22:24,211 --> 00:22:26,379
He passed away last year.
- did he?
579
00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:28,331
- yeah.
- shit.
580
00:22:28,365 --> 00:22:30,466
Well, i guess that really
proves his theory.
581
00:22:30,501 --> 00:22:32,868
That you--
you really do die
582
00:22:32,886 --> 00:22:35,054
Less than five miles
from where you were born.
583
00:22:35,089 --> 00:22:38,341
- now, that might
happen to me now.
584
00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:39,809
- what?
what do you mean?
585
00:22:39,843 --> 00:22:41,594
- ah, man, you know,
i get these nosebleeds.
586
00:22:41,645 --> 00:22:44,147
- what do you mean nosebleeds?
what are you talking about?
587
00:22:44,181 --> 00:22:45,932
- you know, i never thought
much about them,
588
00:22:45,983 --> 00:22:48,735
But kim finally made me
go to the doctor.
589
00:22:48,769 --> 00:22:51,237
And it turns out
i'm sick, dude.
590
00:22:51,271 --> 00:22:54,190
- what do you mean sick?
what kind of sick?
591
00:22:54,224 --> 00:22:55,491
- i mean sick like i gotta--
592
00:22:55,526 --> 00:22:57,410
Like i got something
i gotta deal with sick.
593
00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:59,579
I got to get a whole
shitload of tests.
594
00:22:59,613 --> 00:23:01,247
I keep putting it off.
595
00:23:01,281 --> 00:23:03,699
And that's why kim and i had
that big fuckin' blowout, man.
596
00:23:03,733 --> 00:23:05,785
It's not a good time
right now.
597
00:23:06,003 --> 00:23:08,571
Ugh!
598
00:23:08,589 --> 00:23:11,907
Ah, at least i got
to see all this, though, man.
599
00:23:11,925 --> 00:23:14,510
- zloz...yo!
600
00:23:14,545 --> 00:23:16,129
You're not gonna die.
601
00:23:16,180 --> 00:23:17,346
- [chuckles]
602
00:23:17,381 --> 00:23:19,348
Maybe, you know.
maybe not.
603
00:23:19,383 --> 00:23:21,100
Whatever happens,
604
00:23:21,135 --> 00:23:23,752
It's got me thinking about
a lot of things, you know?
605
00:23:23,771 --> 00:23:26,105
About fuckin' short
it all is.
606
00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:28,224
How you and i,
once upon a time,
607
00:23:28,258 --> 00:23:30,109
We were thick as thieves.
608
00:23:30,144 --> 00:23:31,861
I don't know what happened.
609
00:23:31,895 --> 00:23:33,946
I just wish i knew
the moment where it all changed,
610
00:23:34,148 --> 00:23:35,931
Because i would
do things differently.
611
00:23:35,949 --> 00:23:37,450
- you didn't
do anything wrong.
612
00:23:37,484 --> 00:23:42,572
I didn't mean to let things
slide with you, zloz.
613
00:23:42,606 --> 00:23:44,740
I guess i did.
614
00:23:44,774 --> 00:23:47,210
- you were
my best friend, hank.
615
00:23:47,244 --> 00:23:48,911
I'll never forget.
616
00:23:48,945 --> 00:23:52,131
Some of the greatest
times of my life, you know?
617
00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:55,468
Maybe that makes me a big,
pathetic fuckin' loser,
618
00:23:55,502 --> 00:23:57,637
But...once upon a time
619
00:23:57,671 --> 00:23:59,388
Has got to count
for something, i figure.
620
00:23:59,423 --> 00:24:01,340
Right?
- course it does.
621
00:24:01,391 --> 00:24:04,644
I just--i didn't
belong there anymore.
622
00:24:04,678 --> 00:24:06,896
Fuck, i don't belong here,
either.
623
00:24:06,930 --> 00:24:09,649
It doesn't--it doesn't
change the fact
624
00:24:09,683 --> 00:24:11,567
That i love you, man.
625
00:24:17,825 --> 00:24:19,942
I can't believe...
626
00:24:19,976 --> 00:24:23,329
I haven't seen you cry
since thurman munson died.
627
00:24:23,363 --> 00:24:25,248
- you got to bring up
thurman munson?
628
00:24:25,282 --> 00:24:26,616
You fucking asshole.
629
00:24:26,650 --> 00:24:27,750
- i had to go there because...
- don't go with munson.
630
00:24:27,784 --> 00:24:29,418
- you were crying,
i was crying.
631
00:24:29,453 --> 00:24:30,920
It was beautiful.
632
00:24:30,954 --> 00:24:32,455
- you were crying
about andy gibb.
633
00:24:32,489 --> 00:24:34,257
- ? well, i saw a werewolf ?
634
00:24:34,291 --> 00:24:37,210
? with a chinese menu
in his hand ?
635
00:24:37,261 --> 00:24:42,548
? walking through the streets
of soho in the rain ?
636
00:24:42,599 --> 00:24:43,966
? ra-hoo ?
637
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,186
? werewolves of london ?
638
00:24:47,221 --> 00:24:49,939
? ra-hoo ?
639
00:24:49,973 --> 00:24:51,557
? ?
640
00:24:51,608 --> 00:24:53,392
? ra-hoo ?
641
00:24:53,443 --> 00:24:55,444
- sorry i got to drop you off
so early.
642
00:24:55,479 --> 00:24:57,647
I got to pick up
the little monster.
643
00:24:57,681 --> 00:24:59,982
- no worries.
644
00:25:00,016 --> 00:25:01,617
Gives me plenty of time
to get loaded
645
00:25:01,652 --> 00:25:04,871
And piss myself
on the plane.
646
00:25:10,994 --> 00:25:12,912
- it was good
to see you, zloz.
647
00:25:12,963 --> 00:25:13,963
- yeah, you too, man.
648
00:25:13,997 --> 00:25:15,915
Thanks for showing me
a good time.
649
00:25:15,966 --> 00:25:20,553
You know, uh,
what happens in l.a...
650
00:25:20,587 --> 00:25:22,471
Right, brother?
- yes, it stays in the vault.
651
00:25:22,506 --> 00:25:24,039
You think you're gonna
be able to patch things up
652
00:25:24,057 --> 00:25:25,040
With the old lady?
653
00:25:25,058 --> 00:25:26,092
- to tell you the truth,
654
00:25:26,143 --> 00:25:28,094
She doesn't even
know i'm gone.
655
00:25:28,145 --> 00:25:29,762
She was so pissed at me,
656
00:25:29,813 --> 00:25:31,397
She took off with
a couple of her girlfriends
657
00:25:31,431 --> 00:25:32,598
To atlantic city.
658
00:25:32,649 --> 00:25:33,933
So for all i know,
659
00:25:33,984 --> 00:25:36,686
She could have been making out
with a tranny too.
660
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,387
- you're a colossal pussy,
you know that?
661
00:25:38,405 --> 00:25:39,772
- dude, you better
come visit.
662
00:25:39,823 --> 00:25:40,823
I got a bunch of kids
663
00:25:40,857 --> 00:25:42,241
With a shitload
of hank moody stories.
664
00:25:42,276 --> 00:25:44,026
They don't have a face
to put to the name.
665
00:25:44,111 --> 00:25:45,161
- that's not good.
666
00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:47,029
- no, it's not.
- all right, well...
667
00:25:47,063 --> 00:25:48,497
Fuck it, i--
668
00:25:48,532 --> 00:25:49,565
I love you.
- oh, god.
669
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:50,566
- i love you, zloz.
670
00:25:50,584 --> 00:25:52,067
- i-i--i love you too.
671
00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:54,287
I love you too.
fuckin' homo.
672
00:25:54,338 --> 00:25:55,904
- okay, faggot.
673
00:25:55,923 --> 00:25:58,240
Go.
674
00:25:58,258 --> 00:25:59,408
Hey, zloz.
675
00:25:59,426 --> 00:26:00,409
Made you look...
676
00:26:00,427 --> 00:26:02,044
At my cock.
677
00:26:02,078 --> 00:26:09,969
- ? you're gonna drive
some of my demons away ?
678
00:26:10,020 --> 00:26:10,970
? sweet ?
679
00:26:11,021 --> 00:26:13,606
Hey! hello!
680
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,774
Look who's here.
681
00:26:14,808 --> 00:26:15,942
Hi. wow.
682
00:26:15,976 --> 00:26:17,276
Not even a hello.
683
00:26:17,311 --> 00:26:20,095
Wow, good times.
684
00:26:20,113 --> 00:26:22,982
Good times, good times.
685
00:26:23,033 --> 00:26:24,317
Hey, what are you doing?
686
00:26:24,368 --> 00:26:25,601
What am i, your limo driver?
687
00:26:25,619 --> 00:26:27,102
No, come on.
you get in the front.
688
00:26:29,606 --> 00:26:32,458
- what? were you just
gonna leave me behind?
689
00:26:35,212 --> 00:26:36,545
Hey.
690
00:26:41,918 --> 00:26:43,836
- merry fucking christmas.
691
00:26:43,837 --> 00:26:46,121
Can we go home already?
692
00:26:46,139 --> 00:26:47,807
Both: shut up.
693
00:26:47,841 --> 00:26:52,061
- ? you got all the sugar ?
694
00:26:52,095 --> 00:27:11,180
? you'll ever need ?
695
00:27:11,181 --> 00:27:16,181
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