1 00:00:00,041 --> 00:00:01,958 Previously on Californication... 2 00:00:01,992 --> 00:00:02,992 Did you two come together? 3 00:00:03,043 --> 00:00:04,827 No! We just came in together. 4 00:00:07,781 --> 00:00:10,016 I've never stepped outside of my marriage before. 5 00:00:10,050 --> 00:00:12,919 But I'm guessing that you feel like you're... 6 00:00:12,953 --> 00:00:15,388 Owed one. 7 00:00:16,507 --> 00:00:17,974 Come on. You're coming in. 8 00:00:18,008 --> 00:00:19,392 I want to take a look at you. 9 00:00:21,628 --> 00:00:23,462 This is so not fair. 10 00:00:25,899 --> 00:00:28,318 Daisy... came to see me. 11 00:00:28,352 --> 00:00:30,236 What'd she say, that little tramp? 12 00:00:30,270 --> 00:00:33,189 She said that she had contracted a few stds. 13 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,775 No, I seriously think I'm gonna throw up right now. 14 00:00:35,809 --> 00:00:37,443 What could possibly be so awful 15 00:00:37,477 --> 00:00:38,661 about visiting the woman 16 00:00:38,696 --> 00:00:40,913 who pushed you through her magnificent vagina? 17 00:00:40,948 --> 00:00:42,832 Chelsea has Lakers tickets. 18 00:00:42,866 --> 00:00:44,334 I'm so excited. 19 00:00:44,368 --> 00:00:46,586 I can't wait to squeeze that little peanut. 20 00:00:46,620 --> 00:00:47,787 I wouldn't get too excited. 21 00:00:47,821 --> 00:00:49,372 She hasn't been very pleasant lately. 22 00:00:49,423 --> 00:00:51,591 Hey! Look who's here. 23 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:53,459 Not even a hello. Oh, good times. 24 00:00:53,493 --> 00:00:56,546 What? Were you just gonna leave me behind? 25 00:01:09,509 --> 00:01:11,343 My God. 26 00:01:11,362 --> 00:01:13,029 Chelsea. I need to take this. 27 00:01:13,063 --> 00:01:14,197 What... what do you mean? 28 00:01:14,231 --> 00:01:15,848 What, are you with the organ transplant team? 29 00:01:15,866 --> 00:01:16,949 Shut that shit down. 30 00:01:16,984 --> 00:01:18,534 Tell your old man about your weekend. 31 00:01:18,569 --> 00:01:20,453 Start by telling me how much you missed me. 32 00:01:20,487 --> 00:01:23,039 Oh, we had a grand old time. 33 00:01:23,073 --> 00:01:24,957 Soaked up some culture, did you? 34 00:01:24,992 --> 00:01:27,210 Museums, shopping, girl talk? Some dirty-water hot dogs maybe? 35 00:01:27,244 --> 00:01:28,211 What? 36 00:01:28,245 --> 00:01:29,712 Whoa. What? Where you going? 37 00:01:29,747 --> 00:01:31,714 I'm still allowed to pee, aren't I? 38 00:01:37,537 --> 00:01:38,888 Remember this? 39 00:01:38,922 --> 00:01:40,890 - Remember when you thought... - Yes. 40 00:01:40,924 --> 00:01:42,508 That was a good idea? It's awful. 41 00:01:42,542 --> 00:01:44,811 I don't recognize her anymore. 42 00:01:44,845 --> 00:01:47,096 I told you. She's changed, right? 43 00:01:47,147 --> 00:01:49,015 She's a miserable little bitch all the time now. 44 00:01:49,049 --> 00:01:51,350 I guess at least we know why, right? 45 00:01:51,384 --> 00:01:53,603 - We do? - Chelsea. 46 00:01:53,654 --> 00:01:55,154 It's all she cares about anymore. 47 00:01:55,189 --> 00:01:57,440 Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea. 48 00:01:57,491 --> 00:01:59,525 Well, i... it's better than her caring about a boy, right? 49 00:01:59,559 --> 00:02:02,195 'Cause you can't get pregnant from your bff. 50 00:02:02,229 --> 00:02:04,831 At least not without the aid of a turkey baster. 51 00:02:04,865 --> 00:02:06,783 Oh, Hank, this isn't working anymore. 52 00:02:06,834 --> 00:02:08,034 What isn't working? Don't say that. 53 00:02:08,068 --> 00:02:09,252 This whole arrangement. 54 00:02:09,286 --> 00:02:12,205 She needs to be living with me right now, okay? 55 00:02:12,239 --> 00:02:14,424 I know... I know she hates me. 56 00:02:14,458 --> 00:02:16,426 And I know she wants to live here with you. 57 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:18,761 But fuck it. We're the parents, right? 58 00:02:18,796 --> 00:02:20,379 We get to decide. 59 00:02:20,413 --> 00:02:22,465 - We? - Yes, we. 60 00:02:22,516 --> 00:02:24,750 So what, you're saying we just pack up and leave L.A.? 61 00:02:24,768 --> 00:02:26,352 The three of us, move back to New York together? 62 00:02:26,386 --> 00:02:28,054 Well, soon, yeah. 63 00:02:28,088 --> 00:02:30,389 End of the semester, whatever. 64 00:02:30,423 --> 00:02:32,442 This place is toxic. 65 00:02:32,476 --> 00:02:34,360 Okay? 66 00:02:34,394 --> 00:02:37,113 L.A. is no place to raise a daughter. 67 00:02:37,147 --> 00:02:38,698 - That's my line. - I know. 68 00:02:38,732 --> 00:02:39,899 You're stealing my shit. 69 00:02:39,933 --> 00:02:42,401 All right. To our beautiful family... 70 00:02:42,435 --> 00:02:44,370 I... yes. 71 00:02:44,404 --> 00:02:47,373 Our black President, and my magnificent dong. 72 00:02:50,410 --> 00:02:55,284 Sync by honeybunny - corrected by chamallow35 www.Addic7ed.Com 73 00:03:31,818 --> 00:03:33,119 What the fuck? 74 00:03:33,153 --> 00:03:35,505 I'm not even a part of this fucking family anymore? 75 00:03:35,539 --> 00:03:36,672 Jesus Christ. Karen! 76 00:03:36,707 --> 00:03:38,541 She gets to decide? How is that fair? 77 00:03:38,592 --> 00:03:40,259 I don't think we were shooting for fair, honey. Karen! 78 00:03:40,294 --> 00:03:42,211 For the first time in my life, I'm actually happy, 79 00:03:42,262 --> 00:03:43,596 and now you want me to pack up 80 00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:45,097 and move someplace I have no friends? 81 00:03:45,132 --> 00:03:46,549 New York doesn't mean shit to me. 82 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,800 It isn't the answer to anything! 83 00:03:47,834 --> 00:03:49,001 Telling her together... 84 00:03:49,019 --> 00:03:50,770 I guess that didn't work out so well, did it? 85 00:03:50,804 --> 00:03:52,271 Oh, well, you know what? It kind of came up 86 00:03:52,306 --> 00:03:55,141 while the narcissist in the family was deep-conditioning. 87 00:03:55,175 --> 00:03:57,443 I can't believe you didn't fight for me. 88 00:03:57,477 --> 00:03:59,362 There's nothing to fight about, honey. 89 00:03:59,396 --> 00:04:00,613 This was always the plan. 90 00:04:00,647 --> 00:04:02,865 Honey, you're gonna be late to school, okay? 91 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:04,951 We will talk about it later. 92 00:04:04,985 --> 00:04:07,119 I love you. 93 00:04:08,688 --> 00:04:11,657 So, well, the worst is over. 94 00:04:11,691 --> 00:04:12,792 Oh, yeah? 95 00:04:12,826 --> 00:04:14,243 You think the French revolution was over 96 00:04:14,294 --> 00:04:15,795 when they stormed the Bastille? 97 00:04:15,829 --> 00:04:17,747 No, no, no. They had a little thing called the terror. 98 00:04:17,798 --> 00:04:18,748 It happened years later. 99 00:04:18,799 --> 00:04:20,466 She will get used to the idea. 100 00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:21,968 Who doesn't want to live in New York? 101 00:04:22,002 --> 00:04:24,554 - Mm. - Anyway, professor... 102 00:04:24,588 --> 00:04:26,672 You need to get dressed. You're gonna be late. 103 00:04:26,706 --> 00:04:28,925 Not that late. It's a very progressive school. 104 00:04:28,976 --> 00:04:30,426 The students practically teach themselves. 105 00:04:30,477 --> 00:04:31,677 - Uh-Uh, no, stop. - Why? 106 00:04:31,711 --> 00:04:32,678 - Stop! - Why? 107 00:04:32,712 --> 00:04:34,046 Because. 108 00:04:34,064 --> 00:04:36,015 Well, for a start, I don't know where you've been. 109 00:04:36,049 --> 00:04:38,217 Well, I'm freshly showered, right? 110 00:04:38,235 --> 00:04:39,602 That should count for something. 111 00:04:39,653 --> 00:04:41,270 Besides, I don't know where you've been either. 112 00:04:41,321 --> 00:04:43,272 - Oh, you do. - Oh, I do? 113 00:04:43,323 --> 00:04:45,074 - Yeah. - What is that, like a riddle? 114 00:04:45,108 --> 00:04:46,692 You getting all sphinx-like on me? 115 00:04:46,726 --> 00:04:50,112 - I slept with Bill. - Ha ha-ha ha-ha. 116 00:04:50,163 --> 00:04:53,366 I slept with Bill. 117 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,502 I ran into him at NYU when he was visiting Mia. 118 00:04:56,536 --> 00:04:57,703 Ew! Ugh! 119 00:04:57,737 --> 00:04:59,622 She says hi, by the way. 120 00:04:59,673 --> 00:05:00,706 Um, are you okay? 121 00:05:00,740 --> 00:05:02,959 You look a little sick in your stomach. 122 00:05:03,010 --> 00:05:04,710 Oh... 123 00:05:04,744 --> 00:05:07,346 Shit, you're totally not joking about this, are you? 124 00:05:07,381 --> 00:05:09,465 Oh... 125 00:05:09,516 --> 00:05:11,750 Hank. 126 00:05:11,768 --> 00:05:14,303 Oh, come on, honey. It's not that big a deal. 127 00:05:14,354 --> 00:05:17,523 I mean, I kind of felt like I owed him one. 128 00:05:17,557 --> 00:05:19,942 I did, you know, ruin his life and all. 129 00:05:19,977 --> 00:05:22,061 I mean, that night that I married him, 130 00:05:22,095 --> 00:05:24,697 and then I jumped in the car with you. 131 00:05:24,731 --> 00:05:27,950 God, it feels good to tell the truth. 132 00:05:31,238 --> 00:05:33,489 Come on, professor. 133 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:35,458 Come out of there. Get dressed. 134 00:05:35,492 --> 00:05:38,160 I'm so excited to go to class with you! 135 00:05:42,549 --> 00:05:44,750 "Eva lifts her head from her book 136 00:05:44,784 --> 00:05:47,136 and regards the curious figure striding her way. 137 00:05:47,170 --> 00:05:49,505 The faint hint of a smile appears on her face. 138 00:05:49,556 --> 00:05:51,140 Adam slows down, reaching her table. 139 00:05:51,174 --> 00:05:53,392 Their eyes meet, and it looks like Adam is going to do it. 140 00:05:53,427 --> 00:05:54,760 But what do you know, folks? 141 00:05:54,794 --> 00:05:57,563 He averts his eyes and keeps right on walking, 142 00:05:57,597 --> 00:05:59,565 jamming his hands in his pockets." 143 00:05:59,599 --> 00:06:03,686 Okay, so what can we learn from this early execrable work 144 00:06:03,737 --> 00:06:06,522 from a major... and I do mean major... 145 00:06:06,573 --> 00:06:07,523 American author? 146 00:06:07,574 --> 00:06:09,275 And don't be shy. 147 00:06:09,309 --> 00:06:11,277 Rip him a new asshole or three or four. 148 00:06:11,311 --> 00:06:14,246 Go. Dig in. 149 00:06:15,482 --> 00:06:16,648 Sir? 150 00:06:20,287 --> 00:06:22,254 Sir? 151 00:06:22,289 --> 00:06:24,540 Yes. 152 00:06:24,591 --> 00:06:27,093 I think "execrable" is a little harsh. 153 00:06:27,127 --> 00:06:29,295 I mean, I didn't think it was so bad. 154 00:06:29,329 --> 00:06:31,714 And I think those that are auditing this class 155 00:06:31,765 --> 00:06:32,882 really shouldn't participate. 156 00:06:32,933 --> 00:06:34,133 Others? 157 00:06:34,167 --> 00:06:35,801 Uh, I think you should let the woman speak. 158 00:06:35,835 --> 00:06:37,970 Sorry, what did you say your name was again? 159 00:06:38,004 --> 00:06:40,806 She didn't. Next. 160 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:41,891 Well... 161 00:06:41,942 --> 00:06:43,509 "Their eyes meet"? 162 00:06:43,527 --> 00:06:45,111 That's a little hokey, don't you think? 163 00:06:45,145 --> 00:06:46,862 And, uh... 164 00:06:46,897 --> 00:06:50,032 Eva's whole introduction, really, is just... 165 00:06:50,067 --> 00:06:51,567 Stupid, you know? 166 00:06:51,618 --> 00:06:52,902 We know she's pretty. 167 00:06:52,953 --> 00:06:53,953 - We get it. - And we're out of time. 168 00:06:53,987 --> 00:06:56,155 Look at that. Class has now ended. 169 00:06:56,189 --> 00:06:59,458 Go in peace and love to serve the word. 170 00:07:06,083 --> 00:07:07,550 Well... 171 00:07:07,584 --> 00:07:10,970 Um, here's the papers on last week's poetry 172 00:07:11,004 --> 00:07:13,389 of Jagger and Richards. 173 00:07:13,423 --> 00:07:14,640 Thank you. 174 00:07:14,674 --> 00:07:17,426 Jill. 175 00:07:17,477 --> 00:07:19,395 Thanks. 176 00:07:22,516 --> 00:07:25,184 Well, then, I'll see you next week. 177 00:07:25,218 --> 00:07:27,019 Thanks, Jill. 178 00:07:30,056 --> 00:07:32,742 You are unbelievable. 179 00:07:32,776 --> 00:07:33,943 What? 180 00:07:33,994 --> 00:07:35,911 So, Adam... 181 00:07:35,946 --> 00:07:37,613 which one are you sleeping with? 182 00:07:37,664 --> 00:07:38,897 - Excuse me? 183 00:07:38,915 --> 00:07:42,535 My bets are on the young, voluptuous student. 184 00:07:42,569 --> 00:07:44,336 She's a definite... 185 00:07:44,371 --> 00:07:46,288 Eva prototype. 186 00:07:46,339 --> 00:07:47,840 Please. There's only one Eva. 187 00:07:47,874 --> 00:07:50,259 Besides, it's against the rules to sleep with students. 188 00:07:50,293 --> 00:07:53,262 Oh, of course. Yes. 189 00:07:53,296 --> 00:07:54,880 Though when I was in college... 190 00:07:54,914 --> 00:07:56,132 - Oh, Jesus. - I slept with... 191 00:07:56,183 --> 00:07:57,433 "Slept with my professor." I know! 192 00:07:57,467 --> 00:07:58,801 I've heard quite enough 193 00:07:58,852 --> 00:08:00,853 about your sexual goings-on for one day. 194 00:08:00,887 --> 00:08:03,439 I can't believe you kept this ridiculous story. 195 00:08:03,473 --> 00:08:05,691 I mean, you wrote this when you were, like, 23? 196 00:08:05,725 --> 00:08:08,360 I save everything I write... all parts of the buffalo. 197 00:08:08,395 --> 00:08:09,361 Hmm. 198 00:08:09,396 --> 00:08:11,313 Especially the stuff about you. 199 00:08:11,364 --> 00:08:14,733 Yeah, one-act plays, haikus, 200 00:08:14,767 --> 00:08:17,069 grocery lists. 201 00:08:17,103 --> 00:08:19,288 Hank. Oh, Hank. 202 00:08:19,322 --> 00:08:20,739 I'm sorry, I was just wondering 203 00:08:20,773 --> 00:08:22,041 if you were picking up... 204 00:08:22,075 --> 00:08:24,493 - Felicia. - the girls from school today. 205 00:08:24,544 --> 00:08:26,829 K... Karen. Karen. - Hey. 206 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,247 Felicia. 207 00:08:28,281 --> 00:08:30,716 Karen. Not... not the Karen? 208 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:32,585 The mamacita of my bambina. 209 00:08:32,619 --> 00:08:35,120 Si. - Hey. I'm Becca's mom. 210 00:08:35,138 --> 00:08:36,755 It's nice to meet you. 211 00:08:36,789 --> 00:08:38,257 - I'm Chelsea's mum. - Oh, yeah. 212 00:08:38,291 --> 00:08:40,476 Lovely to meet you finally. 213 00:08:40,510 --> 00:08:42,978 Becca must be delighted to have you back. 214 00:08:43,013 --> 00:08:44,480 - Well, she's not back back. - Well, no. 215 00:08:44,514 --> 00:08:46,015 It's just a quick visit. 216 00:08:46,066 --> 00:08:48,184 You know, my work keeps me in New York, so... 217 00:08:48,235 --> 00:08:49,652 I know. It's so awful, isn't it? 218 00:08:49,686 --> 00:08:51,987 The whole working-mum thing. 219 00:08:52,022 --> 00:08:54,857 I'm so lucky with my teaching schedule. 220 00:08:54,908 --> 00:08:57,743 Actually, I'm not working this afternoon, 221 00:08:57,777 --> 00:08:59,111 so I could pick them up if you'd like. 222 00:08:59,145 --> 00:09:01,413 Oh, no, you know what? That's okay. 223 00:09:01,448 --> 00:09:03,332 I kind of... I kind of like it. I miss it, actually. 224 00:09:03,366 --> 00:09:06,836 Oh, yeah, well, who... who doesn't love a carpool line? 225 00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:09,288 Well, then, problem solved, I guess. 226 00:09:09,322 --> 00:09:12,341 - So, lovely to meet you. - Yeah. 227 00:09:12,375 --> 00:09:14,093 And you. Yes. Yeah, bye. 228 00:09:16,346 --> 00:09:19,548 Oh, my God, can you believe that woman? 229 00:09:19,599 --> 00:09:21,684 Yeah, she's... she's real classy-like, right? 230 00:09:21,718 --> 00:09:23,602 What? 231 00:09:23,637 --> 00:09:25,221 No, and that ridiculous accent. 232 00:09:25,272 --> 00:09:26,722 I mean, what the fuck? 233 00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:28,107 - It's pleasant. - She was like, you know, 234 00:09:28,141 --> 00:09:29,675 "So lovely to meet you. 235 00:09:29,693 --> 00:09:31,026 My... my schedule." 236 00:09:31,061 --> 00:09:32,695 But that... it's... she taught to speak like that. 237 00:09:32,729 --> 00:09:35,364 She's not making it... I think you're jealous. 238 00:09:35,398 --> 00:09:36,815 Are you being jealous? 239 00:09:36,849 --> 00:09:38,617 No. 240 00:09:38,652 --> 00:09:39,985 If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were. 241 00:09:40,019 --> 00:09:43,405 I mean, no, she is definitely not your type. 242 00:09:46,326 --> 00:09:47,993 No. 243 00:09:49,913 --> 00:09:51,213 There you are, 244 00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:53,999 you V.D.-riddled sack of shit. 245 00:09:54,033 --> 00:09:57,136 Ten days' worth of antibiotics I have to take, 246 00:09:57,170 --> 00:09:59,054 just in case, mind you. 247 00:09:59,089 --> 00:10:00,506 I'm taking them too, you know, 248 00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:01,974 and I'm getting tested tomorrow. 249 00:10:02,008 --> 00:10:05,311 Yes, dear, but the delicate balance of yeast in your vagina 250 00:10:05,345 --> 00:10:07,479 isn't as likely to be compromised 251 00:10:07,514 --> 00:10:09,348 by all this shit, now, is it? 252 00:10:09,382 --> 00:10:10,599 Just, you know, eat more yogurt. 253 00:10:10,650 --> 00:10:13,519 Hey, I'll make you a smoothy. 254 00:10:13,553 --> 00:10:16,655 Do I look like I want a fucking smoothy? 255 00:10:16,690 --> 00:10:19,275 Whose Corvette is that blocking the driveway? 256 00:10:19,326 --> 00:10:20,576 Rick Springfield. 257 00:10:20,610 --> 00:10:22,611 And a smoothy can be very refreshing on a hot day. 258 00:10:22,662 --> 00:10:24,496 Oh, now you got to be fucking with me. 259 00:10:24,531 --> 00:10:25,897 What fucking with you? 260 00:10:25,916 --> 00:10:29,168 I said, whose car is that blocking the driveway? 261 00:10:29,202 --> 00:10:30,586 And I said Rick Springfield. 262 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:31,954 He's got a big audition tomorrow, 263 00:10:32,005 --> 00:10:33,238 and we're running lines here. 264 00:10:33,256 --> 00:10:34,340 Shut the fuck up. 265 00:10:34,374 --> 00:10:36,241 Rick Springfield is running lines with you 266 00:10:36,259 --> 00:10:37,743 in my house right now? 267 00:10:37,761 --> 00:10:39,595 Yes, he's a new client. I've told you this before. 268 00:10:39,629 --> 00:10:40,930 Now, listen to me. 269 00:10:40,964 --> 00:10:43,015 I'm gonna be late coming back from his audition, 270 00:10:43,049 --> 00:10:45,250 so I got everything prepped for our dinner with Hank and Karen. 271 00:10:45,268 --> 00:10:47,303 It's gonna be gumbo. 272 00:10:47,354 --> 00:10:49,271 Everything's going in the pressure cooker. 273 00:10:49,306 --> 00:10:52,758 All you have to do is remember to start the rice, please. 274 00:10:52,776 --> 00:10:56,779 Rick fucking Springfield is here in my house 275 00:10:56,813 --> 00:10:58,597 right fucking now? 276 00:10:58,615 --> 00:11:00,449 Yes! 277 00:11:00,483 --> 00:11:03,736 He's upstairs having a nap, sort of. 278 00:11:03,770 --> 00:11:05,154 - Hey, Runkle. - Or wait. 279 00:11:05,205 --> 00:11:08,207 I spoke too soon. Here's Rick now. 280 00:11:08,241 --> 00:11:09,875 Dude, don't you have anything raunchier 281 00:11:09,909 --> 00:11:12,828 than back issues of gent magazine? 282 00:11:12,879 --> 00:11:14,964 Well... 283 00:11:14,998 --> 00:11:16,465 Hello. 284 00:11:16,499 --> 00:11:18,450 Oh, my God. 285 00:11:18,468 --> 00:11:19,618 You're really... 286 00:11:19,636 --> 00:11:22,504 Rick Springfield in my house right now. 287 00:11:22,555 --> 00:11:23,806 Um... 288 00:11:23,840 --> 00:11:26,308 you're... you're very tall and... 289 00:11:26,343 --> 00:11:30,179 and dark and handsome and, uh... 290 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:32,231 No. Charlie doesn't have anything raunchier than that, 291 00:11:32,265 --> 00:11:33,732 because he likes to, you know, 292 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:35,567 kick it old school with the pornography. 293 00:11:35,602 --> 00:11:37,903 - Know what I'm saying? - Church. 294 00:11:37,937 --> 00:11:39,688 Hey, are these my beta-blockers? 295 00:11:39,739 --> 00:11:42,858 - I get real nervous before... - Oh, no, that's just a... 296 00:11:42,909 --> 00:11:44,309 - Lip gloss. - Oh. 297 00:11:44,327 --> 00:11:47,196 Back in the old days, sue used to blow me. 298 00:11:47,247 --> 00:11:50,249 But these days, she likes them younger... 299 00:11:50,283 --> 00:11:52,001 and balder. 300 00:11:52,035 --> 00:11:54,703 - Hey... would you... - Okay. Okay! 301 00:11:54,754 --> 00:11:56,088 Don't you need to be running along somewhere, 302 00:11:56,122 --> 00:11:57,206 little one, hmm? 303 00:11:57,257 --> 00:11:59,591 - Appointments and such? - No, I'm okay. 304 00:11:59,626 --> 00:12:01,677 I just want to stay here and talk to Rick Springfield. 305 00:12:01,711 --> 00:12:04,013 Not on my watch, okay? We got work to do. 306 00:12:04,047 --> 00:12:05,848 Lots of it. No time for distractions. 307 00:12:05,882 --> 00:12:07,933 - But come on! - One more word out of you, 308 00:12:07,967 --> 00:12:09,501 and I'm gonna tell him what those pills are really for. 309 00:12:09,519 --> 00:12:10,552 Shh! 310 00:12:15,642 --> 00:12:17,359 When I was a kid, you spoke when you were spoken to, 311 00:12:17,394 --> 00:12:19,111 or else you were chased around a kitchen 312 00:12:19,145 --> 00:12:20,612 with a wooden spoon. 313 00:12:20,647 --> 00:12:23,232 Sorry, we weren't put on this planet to entertain you. 314 00:12:23,283 --> 00:12:25,617 Untrue... entertainment for the poor. 315 00:12:25,652 --> 00:12:27,202 That's what my mother always called children. 316 00:12:27,237 --> 00:12:29,238 Clearly, she was wrong. 317 00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:32,408 Hmm. Well, maybe if you weren't poor... 318 00:12:32,459 --> 00:12:34,043 - Excuse me? - Poor? Are we? 319 00:12:34,077 --> 00:12:35,411 I didn't get that memo. Are we poor? 320 00:12:35,462 --> 00:12:37,746 No offense, Karen, but Becca showed me a picture 321 00:12:37,797 --> 00:12:39,415 of the apartment where you live, 322 00:12:39,466 --> 00:12:41,583 and I've been in dorm rooms that are bigger than that. 323 00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:43,502 I mean, I think that it would be best for Becca 324 00:12:43,536 --> 00:12:44,720 if she could stay in L.A. 325 00:12:44,754 --> 00:12:48,340 and have at least some shot at a normal life. 326 00:12:56,649 --> 00:12:58,734 - She did say "no offense." - Okay. 327 00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:02,104 Ooh! She returns! 328 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,223 Yes! 329 00:13:05,241 --> 00:13:07,693 Yes, in! On the fucking line! 330 00:13:07,727 --> 00:13:09,578 I'm gonna take you down, mommy. 331 00:13:09,612 --> 00:13:10,746 Oh, Jesus. 332 00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,564 Is there any sport for which your father 333 00:13:12,582 --> 00:13:15,167 does not have the proper attire? 334 00:13:15,201 --> 00:13:17,169 I bet he swims in a speedo. Does he? 335 00:13:18,254 --> 00:13:19,922 - Oh! - Yes! 336 00:13:19,956 --> 00:13:23,258 Yes! Yes! Take that, you lazy motherfucker! 337 00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:24,409 Oh, hello. 338 00:13:24,427 --> 00:13:26,011 - Felicia. - All right... 339 00:13:26,045 --> 00:13:28,079 You just caught us getting some exercise. 340 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,515 Hello. 341 00:13:29,549 --> 00:13:32,417 - Honey, game's not over. - That was just a point? 342 00:13:32,435 --> 00:13:34,103 What do you do when you win a whole match, 343 00:13:34,137 --> 00:13:35,420 sacrifice a calf? 344 00:13:35,438 --> 00:13:36,805 - He doesn't... - Cheers. 345 00:13:36,856 --> 00:13:39,775 Actually mean it, all that trash talking and such. 346 00:13:39,809 --> 00:13:43,312 That's just his way. Stacy, this is Becca's mum. 347 00:13:43,363 --> 00:13:44,613 - Karen! - Hi. 348 00:13:44,647 --> 00:13:46,865 Oh, so nice to meet you. Heard so much about you. 349 00:13:46,900 --> 00:13:48,367 - Oh! - Delighted. 350 00:13:48,401 --> 00:13:50,319 - Thank you. - You should stay for dinner. 351 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,037 Just you, not him. 352 00:13:52,071 --> 00:13:53,455 Okay, give me that racket. 353 00:13:53,490 --> 00:13:54,656 The dean has just requested 354 00:13:54,707 --> 00:13:57,042 a heaping helping of my backhand for dinner. 355 00:13:57,076 --> 00:13:59,611 - Yes, of course, you must stay. - Oh, well, you know, 356 00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:01,380 That's really kind, but we have plans. 357 00:14:01,414 --> 00:14:03,665 We're meeting some friends, so... 358 00:14:03,716 --> 00:14:05,884 Their friends, not mine. 359 00:14:05,919 --> 00:14:08,670 Yes. But the point is we're going as a family. 360 00:14:08,721 --> 00:14:11,140 Tout ensemble... so that's the point. 361 00:14:11,174 --> 00:14:13,809 And I'd rather stay here with this family. 362 00:14:13,843 --> 00:14:15,894 Oh, isn't she sweet? 363 00:14:15,929 --> 00:14:17,896 You know you're always welcome here, Becca. 364 00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:19,314 Yes. Always. 365 00:14:19,349 --> 00:14:21,800 Your... your mom is visiting from New York. 366 00:14:21,818 --> 00:14:23,318 Your mom... have you met your mom? 367 00:14:23,353 --> 00:14:24,803 She's only gonna be here for a little while. 368 00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:26,304 You want to spend time with her, no? 369 00:14:26,322 --> 00:14:27,406 No. 370 00:14:27,440 --> 00:14:28,857 Once you drag me back to New York, 371 00:14:28,908 --> 00:14:32,077 All I'm going to be doing is spending time with my mother. 372 00:14:32,111 --> 00:14:34,329 I certainly won't have any friends. 373 00:14:34,364 --> 00:14:35,914 All right, Becca, apologize to your mother. 374 00:14:35,949 --> 00:14:38,033 It's fine. It's really fine. 375 00:14:38,084 --> 00:14:39,985 You know what? It seems like you have 376 00:14:40,003 --> 00:14:41,703 An open invitation here, so it's... 377 00:14:41,754 --> 00:14:42,955 Of course! 378 00:14:42,989 --> 00:14:44,706 It's no problem if you want to stay for dinner. 379 00:14:44,757 --> 00:14:46,842 And that way, you two can have a lovely time with your friends. 380 00:14:46,876 --> 00:14:49,327 Yes. Thank you, Felicia. 381 00:14:55,969 --> 00:14:58,770 Karen couldn't make it. 382 00:14:58,805 --> 00:14:59,938 Not feeling well. 383 00:14:59,973 --> 00:15:01,440 Mm-Hmm. 384 00:15:01,474 --> 00:15:02,724 Yes! 385 00:15:02,775 --> 00:15:04,393 Oh, God! 386 00:15:04,444 --> 00:15:06,278 - Oh, look at you. - Look at you. 387 00:15:06,312 --> 00:15:08,346 - I miss you. - Is this for me? 388 00:15:08,364 --> 00:15:09,681 What, my muumuu? 389 00:15:09,699 --> 00:15:11,033 You look like America's next top smurf. 390 00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:13,368 It's just the schmata I wear around the house. What? 391 00:15:13,403 --> 00:15:16,288 - In with you! - Where's the Runkle-Ator? 392 00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:17,706 - Well, he's stuck in... - Runkle! 393 00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:20,125 Traffic on his way over from the valley. 394 00:15:20,159 --> 00:15:21,860 That man is dead to me, by the way. 395 00:15:21,878 --> 00:15:23,078 Do you see this? 396 00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:26,197 This hideous VD-type pustule on my face? 397 00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,916 - Ooh! - No, not really. 398 00:15:27,967 --> 00:15:29,218 - That is disgusting. - Yeah. 399 00:15:29,252 --> 00:15:30,469 - Shut up. - You see it, right? 400 00:15:30,503 --> 00:15:32,137 - Oh, yeah, it's deep in there. - Guess what? 401 00:15:32,171 --> 00:15:33,889 He gave it to me. Thanks. 402 00:15:33,923 --> 00:15:36,391 And he tried to rape me, by the way. 403 00:15:36,426 --> 00:15:37,726 But how are you? 404 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,812 I'm good. I... I... you know, Becca, she's... 405 00:15:40,847 --> 00:15:42,064 - Hello. - I know. 406 00:15:42,098 --> 00:15:44,049 Hello. Make way for the victors. 407 00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,268 - Victory. - He got the part? 408 00:15:46,319 --> 00:15:49,488 You got the part? Oh, my God! 409 00:15:49,522 --> 00:15:51,389 Congratulations... 410 00:15:51,407 --> 00:15:54,243 - Is that Rick Springfield? - I believe it is, yeah. 411 00:15:54,277 --> 00:15:58,614 And who are you, pretty lady? 412 00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:05,570 Rick Springfield and Andy Gibb on solid gold... 413 00:16:05,588 --> 00:16:07,256 This means nothing to you? 414 00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:08,340 I remember. 415 00:16:08,374 --> 00:16:10,626 Everybody loved Rick Springfield, right? 416 00:16:10,677 --> 00:16:12,344 She just didn't have the poster over her bed. 417 00:16:12,378 --> 00:16:16,014 You... I'm guessing you practiced your she-bopping to that, huh? 418 00:16:16,049 --> 00:16:17,849 You know what always used to start my motor? 419 00:16:17,884 --> 00:16:19,017 Mannix. 420 00:16:19,052 --> 00:16:20,752 That tall Armenian 421 00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,688 with a great head of hair... mmm. 422 00:16:22,722 --> 00:16:26,775 Just thinking of him still gets my juices flowing. 423 00:16:28,111 --> 00:16:30,279 Teen fantasies are great, okay? 424 00:16:30,313 --> 00:16:32,197 You know, I've had some of my own. 425 00:16:32,231 --> 00:16:34,149 Oh, yeah, what, you? Duran Duran? 426 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,768 - Ha. - Boy George? 427 00:16:36,786 --> 00:16:38,287 Cheryl Tiegs, thank you very much. 428 00:16:38,321 --> 00:16:40,772 My point is, you have to remember... 429 00:16:40,790 --> 00:16:42,374 musicians, actors, models... 430 00:16:42,408 --> 00:16:44,660 these are people with flaws and such. 431 00:16:44,711 --> 00:16:47,162 I mean, there's no way they could possibly live up 432 00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:49,280 to the excitement, the mystery 433 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,616 that our tortured teen psyches choose to project upon them. 434 00:16:51,634 --> 00:16:54,119 - That... that's my point. - Oh, my God. 435 00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:55,554 I made a girl come seven times once. 436 00:16:57,173 --> 00:16:58,390 Oh... 437 00:16:58,424 --> 00:17:01,343 Over the course of an entire relationship? 438 00:17:02,595 --> 00:17:04,813 All in a row? 439 00:17:04,847 --> 00:17:06,848 Sweet Jesus. 440 00:17:06,899 --> 00:17:09,351 Who's ready for dessert? I know I am. 441 00:17:09,402 --> 00:17:10,969 Cheers to you, Rick Springfield. 442 00:17:10,987 --> 00:17:12,154 Hold on a second. 443 00:17:20,163 --> 00:17:21,863 What are you doing moping in the fridge? 444 00:17:21,914 --> 00:17:24,983 '80s pop legend Rick Springfield is in there stealing your girl, 445 00:17:25,001 --> 00:17:26,585 not Jessie's girl, your girl, 446 00:17:26,619 --> 00:17:28,820 - Runkle's girl. - I'm well aware of this fact. 447 00:17:28,838 --> 00:17:30,339 So get in there and make her jealous. 448 00:17:30,373 --> 00:17:32,374 With what? You gonna loan me Karen? 449 00:17:32,425 --> 00:17:33,875 That's disgusting. What's wrong with you? 450 00:17:33,926 --> 00:17:35,460 - What's wrong with you? - Fuck you. 451 00:17:36,495 --> 00:17:37,929 Yello. 452 00:17:37,964 --> 00:17:39,214 Shit, really? 453 00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:42,050 Um... all right, w... w... we'll... 454 00:17:42,101 --> 00:17:43,301 Yeah. We'll be right over. 455 00:17:43,335 --> 00:17:44,386 - We got to go. - What? 456 00:17:44,437 --> 00:17:45,503 Little problem with the offspring. 457 00:17:45,521 --> 00:17:46,888 Don't panic, no, no, no. 458 00:17:46,939 --> 00:17:48,690 They just... it seems Becca and Chelsea 459 00:17:48,725 --> 00:17:50,675 staged a raid on the Dean's wine cellar. 460 00:17:50,693 --> 00:17:53,895 Oh, my God. I knew that Chelsea was trouble. 461 00:17:53,946 --> 00:17:55,447 Oh... honey, I... 462 00:17:55,481 --> 00:17:57,449 - Okay. Call me later. - Very nice to meet you. 463 00:17:57,483 --> 00:17:59,901 - I hope she's okay. - Bye, Rick Springfield. 464 00:17:59,952 --> 00:18:02,454 Bye, guys. 465 00:18:02,488 --> 00:18:04,856 Mm. Do you want to, um... 466 00:18:04,874 --> 00:18:07,743 go up to my room and listen to some records? 467 00:18:09,912 --> 00:18:12,547 - Only if they're mine. - Church. 468 00:18:17,387 --> 00:18:18,754 So, Runkle, 469 00:18:18,805 --> 00:18:21,723 what are you serving for dessert? 470 00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:23,708 I know what I want. 471 00:18:23,726 --> 00:18:26,728 Tube steak. Yes, I know. 472 00:18:26,763 --> 00:18:29,264 Listen, Sue, this is, uh... 473 00:18:29,315 --> 00:18:32,434 a really difficult time for me right now, 474 00:18:32,485 --> 00:18:34,886 and besides, I should probably let you know 475 00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:36,321 I think I have V.D. 476 00:18:36,355 --> 00:18:37,739 Oh, no worries. 477 00:18:37,774 --> 00:18:41,576 Oh, just slap a bag on it, and I'm good to go. 478 00:18:44,914 --> 00:18:46,564 Welcome. 479 00:18:46,582 --> 00:18:48,784 Glass of Cab? 480 00:18:48,835 --> 00:18:51,620 Oh, fuck, I forget what fucking year this is. 481 00:18:51,671 --> 00:18:52,621 Stacy! 482 00:18:52,672 --> 00:18:54,005 - She's drunk. - No. 483 00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,740 Look, she can't even walk in a straight line. 484 00:18:55,758 --> 00:18:57,793 Felicia, are you drunk? 485 00:18:57,844 --> 00:18:59,077 Just a tiny bit. 486 00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:00,545 Seems such a shame 487 00:19:00,579 --> 00:19:02,747 to let all that perfectly good wine go to waste. 488 00:19:02,765 --> 00:19:04,599 They opened about $3,000 worth. 489 00:19:04,634 --> 00:19:06,251 Which is the one you were saving 490 00:19:06,269 --> 00:19:08,019 for our 20th anniversary? 491 00:19:08,054 --> 00:19:10,555 Not that we're ever gonna get there, at this point. 492 00:19:10,589 --> 00:19:12,641 Oh, darling, I think you should slow down a little bit. 493 00:19:12,692 --> 00:19:14,693 Karen, may I get you a glass? 494 00:19:14,727 --> 00:19:18,363 I've got an '82 Petrus, an '86 Chateau Margaux, 495 00:19:18,397 --> 00:19:20,982 and a '92 screaming eagle Cab that'll blow your mind. 496 00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:22,367 What can I get you? 497 00:19:22,401 --> 00:19:25,454 This is not some fucking social occasion! 498 00:19:25,488 --> 00:19:27,605 I have come here to collect my daughter! 499 00:19:27,623 --> 00:19:28,990 Okay, so where is she? 500 00:19:29,041 --> 00:19:30,208 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - Becca! 501 00:19:30,243 --> 00:19:31,776 I understand your concern, but... 502 00:19:31,794 --> 00:19:33,328 - Becca! - Is profanity really warranted? 503 00:19:33,379 --> 00:19:35,580 - Where the fuck is she? - It's a big house. 504 00:19:35,614 --> 00:19:37,282 They keep the kids chained in the basement. 505 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,050 She's not as scary as she seems. 506 00:19:39,085 --> 00:19:41,119 She has some anger-management issues. 507 00:19:41,137 --> 00:19:42,287 - Thank you. - Excellent. 508 00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:43,788 A whole family of sociopaths. 509 00:19:43,806 --> 00:19:45,674 Okay, in this case, maybe she's right. 510 00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:47,458 We should just get Becca and leave. 511 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,060 - Yes! - Oh, whatever you like. 512 00:19:49,095 --> 00:19:51,629 I... I don't see why we can't all just sit down as adults 513 00:19:51,647 --> 00:19:53,315 and talk this thing through. 514 00:19:53,349 --> 00:19:54,799 What? Your idea of shitty parenting? 515 00:19:54,817 --> 00:19:56,651 Uh-Oh. 516 00:19:56,686 --> 00:19:58,520 Oh, well, I don't think that's our place to comment, 517 00:19:58,571 --> 00:19:59,905 even though you're absolutely right. 518 00:19:59,939 --> 00:20:02,807 Let's all just try to keep cool heads, shall we? 519 00:20:02,825 --> 00:20:04,743 The girls are just testing our boundaries. 520 00:20:04,777 --> 00:20:06,828 It's all perfectly normal for their age range. 521 00:20:06,863 --> 00:20:08,864 Normal for Chelsea, maybe. 522 00:20:08,915 --> 00:20:11,249 Are you implying that this is all Chelsea's fault? 523 00:20:11,284 --> 00:20:12,817 Oh, no, I'm not implying anything. 524 00:20:12,835 --> 00:20:15,153 - I'm just saying it flat out. - Oh, you've got a lot of nerve. 525 00:20:15,171 --> 00:20:17,038 Oh, shit, now you've angered the Dean. 526 00:20:17,089 --> 00:20:19,207 - Becca! Becca! - Hank, find her. 527 00:20:19,258 --> 00:20:21,376 Fuck it, Stacy. She's right. 528 00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:23,328 This is obviously Chelsea's fault. 529 00:20:23,346 --> 00:20:24,796 Becca doesn't have the gumption 530 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:26,548 to get in any kind of serious trouble. 531 00:20:26,599 --> 00:20:28,099 - She's a follower. - Excuse me? 532 00:20:28,134 --> 00:20:29,885 Oh, no, no, no. I meant it in a nice way. 533 00:20:29,936 --> 00:20:31,669 You know, teenagers suck. 534 00:20:31,687 --> 00:20:34,105 They're all bloody awful, Chelsea in particular. 535 00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:36,507 I just hope she makes it to 17 without getting pregnant. 536 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:37,609 Honey! 537 00:20:37,643 --> 00:20:39,510 That's not fair. 538 00:20:39,529 --> 00:20:42,564 You're all such fucking hypocrites. 539 00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:45,951 We are the way we are 540 00:20:45,985 --> 00:20:48,537 because you made us this way. 541 00:20:48,571 --> 00:20:51,022 Okay, sweetie, come on. Let's go home. 542 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,241 - I don't want to go home. - Hank! 543 00:20:53,292 --> 00:20:55,994 I want you all to listen to me for once! 544 00:20:56,028 --> 00:20:57,963 Sweetie, we're here. 545 00:20:57,997 --> 00:20:59,548 All right? We're listening. 546 00:20:59,582 --> 00:21:01,366 We're all ears. 547 00:21:01,384 --> 00:21:03,468 What is it you want to say? 548 00:21:03,502 --> 00:21:05,554 What is it... oh, boy. 549 00:21:05,588 --> 00:21:06,555 Oh! 550 00:21:19,235 --> 00:21:21,219 Yes, yes, yes, yes! 551 00:21:24,323 --> 00:21:26,691 Oh, I fucking love this part! 552 00:21:26,725 --> 00:21:31,446 Me too, me too, me too! Ah ah ah ah ah! 553 00:21:31,497 --> 00:21:33,949 Hi. What took you so long, Runkle? 554 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,734 You know, they've been at it for a while over there. 555 00:21:36,752 --> 00:21:38,086 Sounds good too. 556 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,505 I almost started without you. 557 00:21:40,539 --> 00:21:44,242 I'm just finishing up some dishes. 558 00:21:45,544 --> 00:21:47,429 I thought I'd let a few things soak. 559 00:21:47,463 --> 00:21:49,014 Runkle, are you... 560 00:21:49,048 --> 00:21:50,265 were you crying? 561 00:21:50,299 --> 00:21:52,267 Ah... 562 00:21:52,301 --> 00:21:54,853 Maybe, a little. 563 00:21:54,887 --> 00:21:56,087 Yes. 564 00:21:56,105 --> 00:21:57,639 Oh, please! 565 00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:59,057 Over that? 566 00:21:59,091 --> 00:22:01,309 That's kids' stuff. 567 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:03,928 - Ignore it. - Destroy me, Rick Springfield! 568 00:22:03,946 --> 00:22:06,231 Listen to that, will you? 569 00:22:06,265 --> 00:22:08,700 I don't know how to compete with that! 570 00:22:08,734 --> 00:22:10,935 The only time I ever made Marcy squeal like that 571 00:22:10,953 --> 00:22:12,704 was when I put the ring on her finger! 572 00:22:12,738 --> 00:22:14,105 Harry Winston? 573 00:22:14,123 --> 00:22:15,940 Tiffany. 574 00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:17,942 Oh, Runkle. 575 00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:20,879 You are the saddest sack I have ever seen! 576 00:22:20,913 --> 00:22:24,249 To you, the glass is always half empty, huh? 577 00:22:24,283 --> 00:22:25,717 Never half full? 578 00:22:25,751 --> 00:22:29,137 Right now my wife is half full of Rick Springfield! 579 00:22:29,171 --> 00:22:30,755 That's exactly what I mean. 580 00:22:30,789 --> 00:22:31,890 Men. 581 00:22:31,924 --> 00:22:33,725 I mean, you are the biggest bunch of pussies 582 00:22:33,759 --> 00:22:34,976 there ever was. 583 00:22:35,011 --> 00:22:37,628 Yes, yes, yes! 584 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,130 - You're leaving? - Yeah. 585 00:22:39,148 --> 00:22:41,066 Well, I'm gonna let you off the hook this time. 586 00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:43,568 But before I go... 587 00:22:43,602 --> 00:22:44,969 I'm gonna give you a little tip 588 00:22:44,987 --> 00:22:47,989 on how to get your hot little wifey back. 589 00:22:48,024 --> 00:22:53,028 Sex is supposed to be about joy, Runkle, 590 00:22:53,079 --> 00:22:55,497 pure joy. 591 00:22:57,199 --> 00:22:59,918 And if you've forgotten what that sounds like... 592 00:22:59,952 --> 00:23:01,753 Ah! 593 00:23:01,787 --> 00:23:02,987 Oh! 594 00:23:03,005 --> 00:23:05,674 Oh! Don't stop! 595 00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:08,009 Runkle, no! Don't... 596 00:23:08,044 --> 00:23:09,177 Stop! 597 00:23:09,211 --> 00:23:10,845 Oh, God! 598 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,330 You are good! 599 00:23:12,348 --> 00:23:14,349 Oh, oh, oh! 600 00:23:14,383 --> 00:23:17,936 Ah! That is perfect! 601 00:23:17,970 --> 00:23:18,970 Ah! 602 00:23:19,004 --> 00:23:20,722 Oh, that's... oh... oh... 603 00:23:20,773 --> 00:23:23,508 That is perfect! 604 00:23:28,013 --> 00:23:30,732 Ahh! 605 00:23:35,821 --> 00:23:38,623 Collini... out. 606 00:23:44,046 --> 00:23:46,414 Come on, take this. 607 00:23:46,465 --> 00:23:49,300 Now, you may wake up in the middle of the night... 608 00:23:49,335 --> 00:23:51,202 possibly craving an egg mcmuffin. 609 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:53,555 The important thing is not to get off the ride at that point, 610 00:23:53,589 --> 00:23:54,923 but to remain in your seat 611 00:23:54,974 --> 00:23:58,393 with your seatbelt securely fastened. 612 00:23:58,427 --> 00:24:00,895 Okay, sweetie? 613 00:24:00,930 --> 00:24:03,214 Good night, sweetie. 614 00:24:03,232 --> 00:24:06,484 I promise, everything will be better tomorrow. 615 00:24:06,519 --> 00:24:08,770 Except for your head. That'll feel much worse. 616 00:24:08,821 --> 00:24:11,523 Stay. 617 00:24:18,447 --> 00:24:20,615 What's up, sweetie? 618 00:24:20,666 --> 00:24:23,451 We don't have to do what she says, you know. 619 00:24:23,502 --> 00:24:26,421 - What who says? - Her. 620 00:24:26,455 --> 00:24:28,757 The enemy. 621 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,675 Your mom is not the enemy. 622 00:24:30,709 --> 00:24:32,910 She loves you. She wants what's best for you. 623 00:24:32,928 --> 00:24:35,296 Mom doesn't understand. She never will. 624 00:24:35,347 --> 00:24:38,016 This is it, okay? 625 00:24:38,050 --> 00:24:40,751 I'm not just gonna wake up one day and be like her... 626 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:43,354 six feet tall and beautiful. 627 00:24:44,857 --> 00:24:47,592 You already are beautiful. 628 00:24:47,610 --> 00:24:51,112 Chelsea's the only friend I've ever had, 629 00:24:51,147 --> 00:24:53,931 the only one who accepts me for who I really am. 630 00:24:53,949 --> 00:24:56,484 - That is not true. - It is. 631 00:24:56,535 --> 00:24:58,787 Do you know what it's like 632 00:24:58,821 --> 00:25:01,606 to have no one and nothing, 633 00:25:01,624 --> 00:25:04,292 how totally awful that feels? 634 00:25:06,612 --> 00:25:08,946 Yes, I think I do. I... 635 00:25:08,964 --> 00:25:13,218 once upon a time, I felt like that. 636 00:25:13,252 --> 00:25:15,003 Now I have you. 637 00:25:18,007 --> 00:25:20,475 Yet, somehow... 638 00:25:20,509 --> 00:25:22,844 I still have nothing. 639 00:25:33,805 --> 00:25:34,823 Good night. 640 00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,292 Thanks. 641 00:25:56,462 --> 00:25:58,546 So... 642 00:25:58,597 --> 00:26:00,715 I guess you're on her side, 643 00:26:00,766 --> 00:26:03,000 like you guys are this team right now. 644 00:26:03,018 --> 00:26:05,503 We're a team, all right. 645 00:26:07,389 --> 00:26:10,692 Just not a very good one, 646 00:26:10,726 --> 00:26:12,694 not without our captain. 647 00:26:12,728 --> 00:26:14,229 You know, you're right. 648 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,347 L.A. is no place to raise a daughter 649 00:26:16,365 --> 00:26:18,483 or a dad. 650 00:26:18,517 --> 00:26:20,702 We need your guidance. 651 00:26:20,736 --> 00:26:22,687 We need you, mommy dearest... 652 00:26:24,406 --> 00:26:27,709 Really... 653 00:26:27,743 --> 00:26:30,745 Even though sometimes we may take you for granted 654 00:26:30,796 --> 00:26:33,464 and throw embarrassing hissy fits and get drunk 655 00:26:33,499 --> 00:26:36,968 and generally act like we don't give a shit about anything. 656 00:26:38,470 --> 00:26:39,804 So you're just both 657 00:26:39,838 --> 00:26:42,090 adolescent girls at heart, right? 658 00:26:42,141 --> 00:26:46,060 Yes, we are, the both of us. 659 00:26:47,763 --> 00:26:50,348 I like you like this. 660 00:26:50,382 --> 00:26:52,717 What, all defeated and shit? 661 00:26:52,735 --> 00:26:54,051 Yes. 662 00:26:54,069 --> 00:26:57,221 You're like... you're like putty in my hands. 663 00:26:57,239 --> 00:26:59,107 - Oh, yeah? - Really. 664 00:26:59,158 --> 00:27:01,892 - Do with me what you will. - Mm. 665 00:27:05,063 --> 00:27:08,750 - Anything? - Yeah, anything at all. 666 00:27:16,342 --> 00:27:18,459 Mm. Hank? 667 00:27:18,510 --> 00:27:19,627 Wha... 668 00:27:19,678 --> 00:27:22,580 You know what I said about Bill this morning? 669 00:27:22,598 --> 00:27:23,914 Yes. 670 00:27:23,933 --> 00:27:25,516 Got ya. 671 00:27:29,421 --> 00:27:31,356 You fucker. 672 00:27:31,390 --> 00:27:33,141 Sync by honeybunny - corrected by chamallow35 www.Addic7ed.Com