1 00:00:00,093 --> 00:00:03,812 - You're my student. - Not anymore, I'm not. 2 00:00:03,863 --> 00:00:05,731 This is so not fair. 3 00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:10,368 I've never stepped outside of my marriage before. 4 00:00:10,386 --> 00:00:11,419 Who in their right minds 5 00:00:11,471 --> 00:00:14,973 would step out on his royal deanness? 6 00:00:15,007 --> 00:00:18,042 Oh, I am flattered, but I... 7 00:00:18,060 --> 00:00:19,444 Mmm! 8 00:00:19,479 --> 00:00:21,480 And I'm wet. 9 00:00:21,514 --> 00:00:24,266 Ooh, hard and wet... that's a winning combination. 10 00:00:28,154 --> 00:00:29,321 Hey! 11 00:00:30,439 --> 00:00:32,491 What? Not even a hello. 12 00:00:32,525 --> 00:00:35,243 What, were you just gonna leave me behind? 13 00:00:35,278 --> 00:00:36,995 You're saying we just pack up and leave L.A.? 14 00:00:37,029 --> 00:00:39,197 The three of us move back to New York together? 15 00:00:39,231 --> 00:00:40,832 Yeah, end of the semester. 16 00:00:40,867 --> 00:00:42,501 For the first time in my life, I'm actually happy, 17 00:00:42,535 --> 00:00:43,919 and now you want me to pack up 18 00:00:43,953 --> 00:00:45,036 and move someplace I have no friends? 19 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:46,254 What did you say your name was again? 20 00:00:46,289 --> 00:00:48,790 She didn't. Next. 21 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:50,125 Aaaah! 22 00:00:50,176 --> 00:00:53,011 Runkle is ankling! 23 00:00:53,045 --> 00:00:56,715 Rick fucking Springfield is here in my house 24 00:00:56,749 --> 00:00:57,933 right fucking now? 25 00:00:57,967 --> 00:00:59,601 '80s pop legend Rick Springfield 26 00:00:59,635 --> 00:01:00,936 is in there stealing your girl. 27 00:01:00,970 --> 00:01:03,522 You have to out-fuck Rick Springfield. 28 00:01:03,556 --> 00:01:05,557 The only time I ever made Marcy squeal like that 29 00:01:05,591 --> 00:01:07,442 was when I put the ring on her finger. 30 00:01:10,396 --> 00:01:12,614 Destroy me, Rick Springfield! 31 00:01:14,266 --> 00:01:15,767 Christ on the cross, Hank. 32 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:17,903 My lungs are about to explode. 33 00:01:17,937 --> 00:01:19,204 You didn't have to come. 34 00:01:19,238 --> 00:01:20,372 You could have stayed home 35 00:01:20,406 --> 00:01:22,490 and made the fucky-fucky with the boss lady. 36 00:01:22,542 --> 00:01:24,326 Hey, laugh all you want. 37 00:01:24,377 --> 00:01:25,460 How many people can say 38 00:01:25,494 --> 00:01:26,545 they've been in the same honey pot 39 00:01:26,579 --> 00:01:27,629 as Jack Nicholson? 40 00:01:27,663 --> 00:01:29,297 How many people in the l.A. phone book? 41 00:01:29,332 --> 00:01:30,715 Ah, who am I kidding? 42 00:01:30,750 --> 00:01:33,218 I used to be Charlie Runkle. 43 00:01:33,252 --> 00:01:35,053 Now... 44 00:01:35,087 --> 00:01:37,505 I'm Runkle! 45 00:01:37,557 --> 00:01:39,975 Hmm. Look at us, Runkle. 46 00:01:40,009 --> 00:01:41,476 L.A. has made us soft. 47 00:01:41,510 --> 00:01:43,645 You used to be able to run for the lexington avenue express 48 00:01:43,679 --> 00:01:45,263 with the best of them, 49 00:01:45,297 --> 00:01:47,482 elbowing investment wankers out of the way. 50 00:01:47,516 --> 00:01:48,733 Your cell phone in one hand, 51 00:01:48,768 --> 00:01:50,068 your mammoth ball sack in the other, 52 00:01:50,102 --> 00:01:51,903 a Hollywood reporter between your teeth, 53 00:01:51,938 --> 00:01:53,822 not even breathing so you wouldn't 54 00:01:53,856 --> 00:01:55,774 inhale the fucking piss stench. 55 00:01:55,808 --> 00:01:57,442 Jesus Christ, we're out here 'cause of Karen, 56 00:01:57,476 --> 00:01:58,660 Aren't we? 57 00:01:58,694 --> 00:01:59,861 That's right. 58 00:01:59,912 --> 00:02:01,696 The Gods have seen fit to give me another shot 59 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:02,864 with the soul mate. 60 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,866 She's in New York, feathering the nest, 61 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:06,334 and I got to be ready for her, 62 00:02:06,369 --> 00:02:09,087 mentally... physically... 63 00:02:09,121 --> 00:02:10,505 sexually. 64 00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:12,156 Maybe it's time to stop banging 65 00:02:12,174 --> 00:02:13,675 the entire college campus. 66 00:02:13,709 --> 00:02:14,843 Right you are... 67 00:02:14,877 --> 00:02:16,678 Motherfucker. 68 00:02:16,712 --> 00:02:18,380 Right as rain. 69 00:02:18,431 --> 00:02:21,016 It's time for me to grow up, do the right thing. 70 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:23,435 Easier said than done, though, huh? 71 00:02:23,469 --> 00:02:26,104 Nah, Jackie's 23. 72 00:02:26,138 --> 00:02:28,273 She's not looking to make those breasteses exclusive. 73 00:02:28,307 --> 00:02:30,141 And Jill, she knows I got a snip and a baby. 74 00:02:30,175 --> 00:02:33,695 And Felicia, I'm just a daydream to her... 75 00:02:33,729 --> 00:02:35,530 an escape hatch from the deanery. 76 00:02:35,564 --> 00:02:37,399 Shit, I can get this done in one day... 77 00:02:37,450 --> 00:02:38,867 breakfast, lunch, dinner, 78 00:02:38,901 --> 00:02:41,569 then home for some cybersex with the soul mate. 79 00:02:41,621 --> 00:02:43,204 That's not a bad idea. 80 00:02:43,239 --> 00:02:45,123 You kidding? It's a terrible idea. 81 00:02:45,157 --> 00:02:46,791 The lighting is subpar, 82 00:02:46,826 --> 00:02:48,877 very difficult to properly showcase 83 00:02:48,911 --> 00:02:50,128 one's dangling majesty. 84 00:02:50,162 --> 00:02:51,913 But it sure beats phone-ilingus. 85 00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:41,930 You wanted to see me, professor Moody? 86 00:03:41,964 --> 00:03:43,848 Jackie, my prized pupil. 87 00:03:43,883 --> 00:03:45,517 Come on in. Have a seat and shut the door. 88 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:47,519 Or... or wait. Don't... don't shut the door. 89 00:03:47,553 --> 00:03:49,771 I don't know. What... what do you think? 90 00:03:49,805 --> 00:03:52,440 Well, I think you're more of a thrill-seeker 91 00:03:52,475 --> 00:03:55,110 than I thought if you want to fuck me with the door open. 92 00:03:55,144 --> 00:03:56,928 I know. You know, I... I think, 93 00:03:56,946 --> 00:03:58,780 a... as you got to know me, you'd find that I was 94 00:03:58,814 --> 00:03:59,981 pretty much of a fuddy-duddy, 95 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,399 just an old-fashioned... 96 00:04:01,433 --> 00:04:03,735 Yeah, I actually wanted to talk to you about that. 97 00:04:03,769 --> 00:04:05,904 I think that we need to spice things up a little bit. 98 00:04:05,938 --> 00:04:08,490 I'm getting sort of tired of being on top all the time. 99 00:04:08,541 --> 00:04:10,909 Oh, well, don't... don't knock cowgirl. 100 00:04:10,943 --> 00:04:12,744 That's... that's my favorite "posish." 101 00:04:12,778 --> 00:04:14,662 You know, I do some of my best work from the bottom. 102 00:04:14,714 --> 00:04:16,214 - You know why? - Why? 103 00:04:16,248 --> 00:04:17,298 I got my hands free. 104 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:20,969 It's like sexual bluetooth. 105 00:04:21,003 --> 00:04:23,555 I missed you. It's been a while. 106 00:04:23,589 --> 00:04:24,839 Yeah, about that... 107 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:25,957 did you miss me? 108 00:04:25,975 --> 00:04:28,476 Well, sure I did, 109 00:04:28,511 --> 00:04:30,011 tons. 110 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,931 Um... look, here's the thing. 111 00:04:32,965 --> 00:04:35,817 Oh, my God. Seriously? 112 00:04:35,851 --> 00:04:37,852 You're trying to end this thing. 113 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,237 Uh, a thing, is it? 114 00:04:39,271 --> 00:04:42,657 Wow, well, it sounds to me like you're dumping me. 115 00:04:42,691 --> 00:04:45,276 That's harsh when you put it that way, 116 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:46,494 but, uh, that's exactly right, 117 00:04:46,529 --> 00:04:47,862 in a manner of speaking. 118 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,198 You're a lovely girl, the loveliest of the loveliest. 119 00:04:50,249 --> 00:04:52,367 This is because of that woman, isn't it? 120 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:54,002 Who was in class the other day... 121 00:04:54,036 --> 00:04:55,920 your old lady. 122 00:04:55,955 --> 00:04:57,839 That's the woman what done it, yes. 123 00:04:57,873 --> 00:04:59,591 So, um... 124 00:04:59,625 --> 00:05:01,342 you're back with her now? 125 00:05:01,377 --> 00:05:03,128 She is the mother of my child. 126 00:05:03,162 --> 00:05:06,848 Oh, and she doesn't mind you sleeping with students 127 00:05:06,882 --> 00:05:09,333 who aren't very much older than that child? 128 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,719 Well, that is... low. 129 00:05:11,771 --> 00:05:14,338 Oh, coming from the guy who loved my work 130 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:15,557 and found me oh-so-talented, 131 00:05:15,608 --> 00:05:18,226 but now has grown tired of fucking me. 132 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:20,812 Really? Have I... have I made you feel that way? 133 00:05:20,846 --> 00:05:22,063 It's cool. Don't sweat it. 134 00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:24,849 It's not like it was serious, right? 135 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:25,984 Just fun? 136 00:05:26,018 --> 00:05:28,286 Fun it was. 137 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,905 Besides, I'm a sex worker, right? 138 00:05:30,956 --> 00:05:32,040 What does that mean? 139 00:05:32,074 --> 00:05:34,125 Don't worry about me. 140 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,376 I can't get hurt. 141 00:05:35,411 --> 00:05:38,296 I'm just a hot piece of stripper ass. 142 00:05:38,330 --> 00:05:40,298 You have your fun with me, and then you're done. 143 00:05:40,332 --> 00:05:42,584 I got it, loud and clear. 144 00:05:42,635 --> 00:05:44,052 I don't like the way that sounds. 145 00:05:44,086 --> 00:05:46,087 Well, maybe I don't like the way it feels. 146 00:05:46,138 --> 00:05:48,389 Jackie, I'm sorry. 147 00:05:48,424 --> 00:05:49,757 Sorry. 148 00:05:49,809 --> 00:05:55,713 I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry. 149 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:57,732 No need to make a fuss. 150 00:05:57,766 --> 00:05:59,517 We can handle this like adults. 151 00:05:59,551 --> 00:06:01,486 In fact, since I'm... 152 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,937 right here... 153 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,072 Mm-hmm. 154 00:06:04,106 --> 00:06:06,858 Why not just, uh, blow you one more time? 155 00:06:06,892 --> 00:06:09,994 Oh. Well... 156 00:06:10,029 --> 00:06:11,996 No, that's really not necessary. 157 00:06:12,031 --> 00:06:14,332 Oh, come on, just let the sex worker 158 00:06:14,366 --> 00:06:16,084 do what the sex worker does best. 159 00:06:16,118 --> 00:06:17,335 No, no, no, no. 160 00:06:17,369 --> 00:06:18,503 Moody, I... 161 00:06:18,537 --> 00:06:22,340 Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, what is going on here? 162 00:06:22,374 --> 00:06:25,960 Oh! This is so not what it seems. 163 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:28,847 I knew it. I knew you were a depraved lunatic. 164 00:06:28,881 --> 00:06:30,632 Well, that may very well be the case, 165 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:32,383 but things are not always as they appear. 166 00:06:32,417 --> 00:06:35,353 Good God, man, your fly is open. 167 00:06:35,387 --> 00:06:38,306 Thank you for embarrassing me in front of my student. 168 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:41,559 What do you have to say for yourself, Jackie? 169 00:06:41,593 --> 00:06:43,528 Well, he said he'd give me an "a." 170 00:06:43,562 --> 00:06:45,530 Oh, that is some fucked-up shit right there, woman. 171 00:06:45,564 --> 00:06:46,731 Reverse course. 172 00:06:46,765 --> 00:06:48,700 I'm gonna have you drawn and quartered. 173 00:06:48,734 --> 00:06:50,952 Maybe Jackie's gonna want to press charges 174 00:06:50,986 --> 00:06:52,237 against the aging degenerate 175 00:06:52,271 --> 00:06:54,038 who compromised her college experience. 176 00:06:54,073 --> 00:06:55,156 Maybe I will. 177 00:06:55,207 --> 00:06:56,541 What the fuck? 178 00:06:56,575 --> 00:06:58,326 But I can't. 179 00:06:58,377 --> 00:07:00,161 Why on Earth not? 180 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:02,080 'Cause I was just kidding. 181 00:07:02,114 --> 00:07:04,465 You were kidding? 182 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,417 Look, I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous. 183 00:07:06,451 --> 00:07:08,386 He was just giving me notes on a story. 184 00:07:08,420 --> 00:07:09,721 We were talking 185 00:07:09,755 --> 00:07:12,173 about the ending, actually, of the story, right? 186 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:13,258 Mm-Hmm. Yes. 187 00:07:13,292 --> 00:07:15,226 - And he thinks it's over. - Right. 188 00:07:15,261 --> 00:07:18,062 But I know that it's just begun. 189 00:07:18,097 --> 00:07:19,230 Right. 190 00:07:19,265 --> 00:07:21,182 But don't worry, Dean Koons, really. 191 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:24,319 He's never done anything even remotely inappropriate. 192 00:07:24,353 --> 00:07:26,854 Really, he's very boring 193 00:07:26,906 --> 00:07:29,274 and so not my type. 194 00:07:29,308 --> 00:07:31,326 I like them darker, 195 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,027 handsomer. 196 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,496 God, you have great eyebrows, sir. 197 00:07:35,531 --> 00:07:37,832 A girl could really get lost in those things. 198 00:07:37,866 --> 00:07:39,417 He's got, uh, pretty blue eyes, too, doesn't he? 199 00:07:39,451 --> 00:07:40,668 Gorgeous. 200 00:07:40,703 --> 00:07:42,253 Well, thank you. Thank you, Jackie. 201 00:07:42,288 --> 00:07:43,254 That's very kind of you. 202 00:07:43,289 --> 00:07:44,255 You're welcome. 203 00:07:44,290 --> 00:07:46,007 Thanks for the help. 204 00:07:46,041 --> 00:07:48,426 I'll show myself out. 205 00:07:53,882 --> 00:07:55,800 You have a thunderous erection right now, don't you? 206 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:57,135 Ohh! 207 00:07:59,605 --> 00:08:02,223 I'll close the door, give you some privacy. 208 00:08:04,977 --> 00:08:07,946 Oh, yeah. That's... oh, that's mama's sweet spot. 209 00:08:07,980 --> 00:08:09,513 Lower. Ah, lower. 210 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,816 Ah! Another two inches, I'll read your spec script. 211 00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:13,284 Oh, no, I don't do that. 212 00:08:13,319 --> 00:08:14,702 Oh, you're one of those, huh? 213 00:08:14,737 --> 00:08:17,405 No happy endings, just cliff-hangers. 214 00:08:17,456 --> 00:08:18,990 Well, get the fuck out of here! 215 00:08:19,024 --> 00:08:20,992 I've grown weary. I have work to do. 216 00:08:21,026 --> 00:08:24,045 Runkle! I need you on my carpet! 217 00:08:26,365 --> 00:08:28,967 Crazy bitch. 218 00:08:29,001 --> 00:08:30,635 Morning, Sue. 219 00:08:30,669 --> 00:08:33,588 Agh! That guy... fired up the grill 220 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,539 and walked out of here with an uncooked wiener. 221 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:37,225 Can you believe that? 222 00:08:37,259 --> 00:08:38,726 It's what happens when buddhists 223 00:08:38,761 --> 00:08:40,261 commandeer a profession 224 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:43,398 that rightfully belongs to well-hung swedes. 225 00:08:43,432 --> 00:08:44,732 So it is. 226 00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:46,434 What about you? 227 00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:47,769 Have you emptied the chamber today? 228 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,487 Well, as a matter of fact... 229 00:08:49,521 --> 00:08:51,606 Of course you have. You're Runkle. 230 00:08:51,657 --> 00:08:55,660 You'd whack it to a cat dancing on Youtube. 231 00:08:55,694 --> 00:08:57,395 But I'm in the mood. 232 00:08:57,413 --> 00:08:59,697 Want to fire off another round, huh? 233 00:08:59,731 --> 00:09:00,999 Phone call for you, Sue. 234 00:09:01,033 --> 00:09:02,583 Rhonda, you know better than to interrupt me 235 00:09:02,618 --> 00:09:04,085 when I'm entertaining a gentleman. 236 00:09:04,119 --> 00:09:05,336 It's him. 237 00:09:05,371 --> 00:09:06,954 Him? 238 00:09:07,006 --> 00:09:08,039 Mm-hmm. 239 00:09:08,073 --> 00:09:10,508 Everybody out. 240 00:09:10,542 --> 00:09:13,011 Uh-Huh. 241 00:09:15,381 --> 00:09:17,215 Mm-Hmm. 242 00:09:17,249 --> 00:09:19,017 How you doing? 243 00:09:20,853 --> 00:09:23,438 Everything good out here? You... you hip-pocketing anyone? 244 00:09:23,472 --> 00:09:25,556 That was always my move as an assistant. 245 00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:30,028 I know she's seen your penis. 246 00:09:30,062 --> 00:09:31,779 Guess what, Rhonda? 247 00:09:31,814 --> 00:09:33,114 She's not alone. 248 00:09:33,148 --> 00:09:35,233 11,000 hits on redtube. 249 00:09:35,267 --> 00:09:36,784 Whoo. 250 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:41,489 Don't go anywhere, Runkle. 251 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:43,291 I need you. 252 00:09:49,948 --> 00:09:51,332 Jillybean. 253 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,052 Nice to see you. 254 00:09:54,086 --> 00:09:56,554 - Wow, classy. - Ah. 255 00:09:56,588 --> 00:09:59,057 Moody, real tablecloths. 256 00:09:59,091 --> 00:10:00,591 You trying to tell me something? 257 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:03,394 'Cause I didn't even think we were dating, per se. 258 00:10:03,429 --> 00:10:05,897 That's interesting, because... 259 00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:07,348 I've been doing some thinking, 260 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,850 - and I wanted to... - Yeah, me too. 261 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:10,268 - You have? - Mm-Hmm. 262 00:10:10,302 --> 00:10:12,186 Ladies first. 263 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,488 Actually, not that much thinking, 264 00:10:13,522 --> 00:10:14,772 just a medium amount of thinking, 265 00:10:14,806 --> 00:10:16,307 'cause too much with the thinking, 266 00:10:16,325 --> 00:10:17,608 that does me in. 267 00:10:17,642 --> 00:10:18,809 That's how I jinx things. 268 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,661 So now I'm just taking it slow, 269 00:10:20,696 --> 00:10:22,813 going day by day. 270 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,482 Mm-Hmm. Mm-Hmm. 271 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,367 What were you gonna say? 272 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,373 Okay. 273 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,824 Okay, look, here's the thing. 274 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:37,345 Oh, my God. Oh, my sweet fucking God. 275 00:10:37,379 --> 00:10:39,430 - What? - Jack. 276 00:10:39,465 --> 00:10:41,349 My egg-waster. Ohh! 277 00:10:41,383 --> 00:10:43,217 - That's the ex dull normal? - Yeah. 278 00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,803 The guy I waited half a fucking decade 279 00:10:45,837 --> 00:10:46,854 to propose to me. 280 00:10:46,889 --> 00:10:48,356 - That guy? - Yes! 281 00:10:48,390 --> 00:10:51,609 And he dumped me, in a place just like this... 282 00:10:51,643 --> 00:10:53,344 - fucking Italian food. - Really? 283 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:54,529 That is a dick move. 284 00:10:54,563 --> 00:10:56,898 Yeah. And you know what else? 285 00:10:56,949 --> 00:10:59,283 He said it was unethical for him 286 00:10:59,318 --> 00:11:02,236 to keep dating me, knowing that I wanted to get married 287 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,404 and have kids, 288 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,789 and he wasn't ready for those things. 289 00:11:04,823 --> 00:11:06,357 Well, see, that... that sounds 290 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,692 pretty morally upstanding to me. 291 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:09,877 - In fact... - Really? 292 00:11:09,912 --> 00:11:11,329 'Cause it didn't stop him 293 00:11:11,363 --> 00:11:13,581 from having regular sex with me for five years. 294 00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:15,466 But you could have gotten rid of him, right? 295 00:11:15,501 --> 00:11:16,801 Wash that man right out of your hair. 296 00:11:16,835 --> 00:11:18,002 Boom! End of problem. 297 00:11:18,036 --> 00:11:19,504 Have you ever thought about being the dumper 298 00:11:19,538 --> 00:11:21,005 instead of the dumpee? 299 00:11:21,039 --> 00:11:22,423 That's not a bad idea. 300 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:24,258 - Why don't you practice on me? - Oh, my God! 301 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,811 Uhh! She has a ring. Look. 302 00:11:26,845 --> 00:11:27,979 Look at her finger. 303 00:11:28,013 --> 00:11:30,181 Do you see that monstrosity on her finger? 304 00:11:30,215 --> 00:11:32,066 They're fucking engaged! 305 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,267 - I, uh... - Oh! 306 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,903 Oh, my God, I... 307 00:11:35,938 --> 00:11:37,555 What is my move here? What do I do? 308 00:11:37,573 --> 00:11:38,940 Nothing. There is no move. 309 00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:40,024 I have to go and say hi? 310 00:11:40,058 --> 00:11:41,526 No! Fuck, no. You don't say hi. 311 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:42,860 But that's what normal people do. 312 00:11:42,894 --> 00:11:44,895 Jill, you've got to get out of your own way. 313 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,998 The only thought in your head right now 314 00:11:47,032 --> 00:11:48,166 should be, "fuck that guy." 315 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,201 I'm really starting to think 316 00:11:50,235 --> 00:11:52,253 that's the only piece of advice you have. 317 00:11:52,287 --> 00:11:55,039 This is what you should do. 318 00:11:55,073 --> 00:11:56,374 What are you doing? 319 00:11:56,408 --> 00:11:58,459 Oh, my God, Moody. 320 00:11:58,510 --> 00:11:59,794 Moody. 321 00:12:01,713 --> 00:12:03,764 Oh, my God, it is you. 322 00:12:03,799 --> 00:12:06,217 Yeah, it's me, buddy. Kind of busy here. 323 00:12:06,251 --> 00:12:08,553 Well, excuse me for having the nerve to come up to you 324 00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:09,637 and say hi in public. 325 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:10,638 Don't blow me off. 326 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,856 I just wanted you to know 327 00:12:11,890 --> 00:12:14,141 that I got the test results back. 328 00:12:14,193 --> 00:12:16,477 And, uh, shit, I hope you have the courage 329 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,613 to inform the rest of your sexual partners, 330 00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:20,531 Because lord knows I never had the herp 331 00:12:20,566 --> 00:12:22,450 before you blew me until I was shooting blood 332 00:12:22,484 --> 00:12:24,285 at the Palm Springs white party. 333 00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:25,486 Whatever. 334 00:12:25,537 --> 00:12:27,955 I hope you and your beard 335 00:12:27,990 --> 00:12:30,124 have a wonderful rest of the day. 336 00:12:40,952 --> 00:12:42,286 - Now... - Oh, God. 337 00:12:42,304 --> 00:12:44,672 Okay, can I just tell you that being incredibly sweet 338 00:12:44,723 --> 00:12:46,924 and sensitive to my situation right now 339 00:12:46,958 --> 00:12:49,644 is not making me want to fuck you any less. 340 00:12:49,678 --> 00:12:52,430 Let's go, baby. 341 00:12:52,464 --> 00:12:54,398 Okay, so here's the thing. 342 00:13:00,522 --> 00:13:02,573 Ugh. He's my life, Charlie. 343 00:13:02,608 --> 00:13:03,991 He's my first client. 344 00:13:04,026 --> 00:13:06,327 I can't lose him. I am fucked if I lose him. 345 00:13:06,361 --> 00:13:07,945 Let me handle this for you, Sue. 346 00:13:11,617 --> 00:13:14,585 Knock-knock. Runkle calling. 347 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:17,088 How you doing there? 348 00:13:17,122 --> 00:13:18,205 Hello, hello. 349 00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:20,491 I'm Charlie Runkle and... 350 00:13:20,509 --> 00:13:23,344 Are you the law? 351 00:13:23,378 --> 00:13:25,796 Or are you an outlaw? 352 00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:27,848 'Cause there's only one I can abide. 353 00:13:27,883 --> 00:13:30,351 Sue, uh... 354 00:13:30,385 --> 00:13:31,769 Susan. 355 00:13:33,138 --> 00:13:35,856 No harm, man. 356 00:13:35,891 --> 00:13:38,025 Come in peace. 357 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:42,113 I owe you an apology. 358 00:13:42,147 --> 00:13:43,347 Don't do this. 359 00:13:43,365 --> 00:13:45,232 Just get your head out of your ass, 360 00:13:45,284 --> 00:13:46,350 and you don't have to apologize. 361 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:47,851 Come on, Sue, you know I love you. 362 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,453 Then why change? 363 00:13:49,488 --> 00:13:53,040 It's... it's not about chasing some shiny Hollywood dream. 364 00:13:53,075 --> 00:13:54,358 Hell, I've... 365 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,210 I've snorted, fucked, and smoked everything 366 00:13:56,244 --> 00:13:57,795 Hollywood has to offer. 367 00:13:57,829 --> 00:13:59,664 Heh. 368 00:13:59,698 --> 00:14:01,832 It's... 369 00:14:01,866 --> 00:14:04,335 it's about my legacy. 370 00:14:04,369 --> 00:14:08,222 These young bulldogs from UTK came up nipping at my heels, 371 00:14:08,256 --> 00:14:11,092 Saying they could put my face on a salad-Dressing bottle 372 00:14:11,143 --> 00:14:13,761 and sell millions for charity... 373 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:14,895 Paul Newman-type shit. 374 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:18,048 Shit is exactly what it is. 375 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,684 UTK gives that speech 376 00:14:19,718 --> 00:14:21,819 to every potential client over 50. 377 00:14:21,853 --> 00:14:25,573 It's how they poach boomers... by preying on idealism. 378 00:14:25,607 --> 00:14:27,525 Who the fuck are you? 379 00:14:27,559 --> 00:14:30,361 I am Charlie Runkle. 380 00:14:30,395 --> 00:14:32,697 You can call me Chuck. 381 00:14:32,731 --> 00:14:34,198 Look, what they want to do 382 00:14:34,232 --> 00:14:36,500 is turn you into a corporate brand, man. 383 00:14:36,535 --> 00:14:37,868 Forget Paul Newman. 384 00:14:37,902 --> 00:14:39,170 Uh, UTK is more likely 385 00:14:39,204 --> 00:14:40,705 to put your name on a McDonald's cup. 386 00:14:40,739 --> 00:14:43,541 Sue here is the one... stop the vomit. 387 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,078 Listen, Sue. 388 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,748 Did you bring me one of those mba twerps, 389 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,350 or is this guy a man? 390 00:14:52,384 --> 00:14:54,769 Oh, no. He's a man. 391 00:14:54,803 --> 00:14:56,387 Right. 392 00:14:56,421 --> 00:14:59,056 Well, then let's settle this like men. 393 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:10,651 You want me to fight you? 394 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:14,655 You lick me, I go with her. 395 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:18,125 I lick you, you will leave the premises. 396 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:20,828 All right, Runkle. 397 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,446 - I... wha... - Uhh! 398 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,448 Pound him! 399 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,217 I'm not gonna hit an old man. 400 00:15:26,251 --> 00:15:28,302 I heard that, pantywaist. 401 00:15:28,336 --> 00:15:31,338 Forget to take your pamprin this morning? 402 00:15:34,009 --> 00:15:35,726 Okay, then. 403 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,898 How do you propose we do this, huh? 404 00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:42,817 We're gonna do it tiger style? 405 00:15:42,851 --> 00:15:44,902 Or do you like the spider, hmm? 406 00:15:44,936 --> 00:15:46,020 Hmm? 407 00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:48,138 Aah! Unh! 408 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,306 Come on. 409 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,242 Sue is Sue! 410 00:15:51,276 --> 00:15:53,411 She believes in people, not brands. 411 00:15:53,445 --> 00:15:55,329 She had your back when you were living in her van. 412 00:15:55,363 --> 00:15:57,031 She'll have it till the day you di... Ow! 413 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,866 That's my fucking bad nipple! 414 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:03,537 You want your face on some salad dressing, 415 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,873 sue will get you some motherfucking salad dressing. 416 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,425 Agh! 417 00:16:07,459 --> 00:16:08,959 Arrgh! 418 00:16:08,993 --> 00:16:11,178 Ohh! God, fuck. 419 00:16:11,213 --> 00:16:13,380 My Goddamn sciatica. 420 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,633 Fuck the whimpering dog pack! 421 00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:18,219 Go with the lioness! 422 00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,520 I'm in. 423 00:16:19,554 --> 00:16:23,274 Get the fuck off me. 424 00:16:23,308 --> 00:16:25,142 Runkle. 425 00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:27,862 Come on, you. 426 00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:31,031 Come on. 427 00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:33,734 You almost gave me a heart attack, you old bear. 428 00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,370 Oh, Susie, you know I never would have left you. 429 00:16:36,404 --> 00:16:40,624 I didn't want to sign with those UTK guys. 430 00:16:40,659 --> 00:16:42,025 They're the laugh of the town 431 00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,712 with that agent that's masturbating all the time. 432 00:16:44,746 --> 00:16:46,831 Yeah. Tell me about it. 433 00:16:46,865 --> 00:16:49,032 That place is unsavory. 434 00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:11,689 Oh, professor Moody. 435 00:17:11,723 --> 00:17:13,607 - Oh, you shouldn't have. - Can I come in? 436 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,527 Uh, not the best of times, actually. 437 00:17:16,561 --> 00:17:19,396 Well, I have some important things to discuss, 438 00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:20,498 weighty things... 439 00:17:20,532 --> 00:17:23,033 stuff I'd like to get off my chest. 440 00:17:24,536 --> 00:17:25,669 Well... 441 00:17:25,704 --> 00:17:26,754 by all means, then. 442 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:30,791 I really do have a meeting. 443 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,259 Okay, okay. 444 00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:35,846 So look, here's the thing. 445 00:17:35,881 --> 00:17:37,348 No. No, no. 446 00:17:37,382 --> 00:17:39,350 This is yummier. 447 00:17:39,384 --> 00:17:41,602 You're quitting. I know. 448 00:17:41,636 --> 00:17:44,305 You're moving back to New York, aren't you? 449 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,307 You and kelly are going to give it another go. 450 00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:47,441 Karen. Karen. 451 00:17:47,475 --> 00:17:48,726 Whatever. 452 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,694 The point is, I assumed you'd be moving back. 453 00:17:50,729 --> 00:17:52,229 Not to worry, we'll be fine. 454 00:17:52,263 --> 00:17:53,697 Life goes on. 455 00:17:53,732 --> 00:17:55,699 I'm sure I could just cruise by home depot 456 00:17:55,734 --> 00:17:59,036 and find someone more suitable for the job. 457 00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:00,404 Hmm. 458 00:18:01,573 --> 00:18:02,873 Well... 459 00:18:02,908 --> 00:18:05,459 You can't say we didn't give it a shot, right? 460 00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:07,795 We gave it the old college try, didn't we? 461 00:18:07,829 --> 00:18:09,580 Did you, Hank? 462 00:18:09,614 --> 00:18:10,831 I like to think so. 463 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,167 Oh, well, that's all that matters, then. 464 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,836 You seem rather annoyed with me. 465 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:18,672 Ah, it's all for the best, really. 466 00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,424 What's for the best? 467 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:21,759 Well, seeing as though 468 00:18:21,793 --> 00:18:23,477 I made an absolute fool out of myself, 469 00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:26,313 I can't say that I'm entirely sad to see you go. 470 00:18:26,348 --> 00:18:27,565 No, it's true, really. 471 00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:28,899 You know... 472 00:18:28,934 --> 00:18:31,986 I offered myself to you, and you weren't interested. 473 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:33,988 Whoa, Felicia, that's not exactly how it went down. 474 00:18:34,022 --> 00:18:36,190 Y... you have some serious relationship issues 475 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,825 to attend to, as do I. 476 00:18:37,859 --> 00:18:39,810 And the most that we could have offered each other 477 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,580 is some... sexual healing... 478 00:18:42,614 --> 00:18:44,665 pleasures of the flesh and whatnot, that's all. 479 00:18:44,699 --> 00:18:46,750 Oh, but that's exactly what I was looking for. 480 00:18:46,785 --> 00:18:48,335 Oh, no, no, no. You say that, but... 481 00:18:48,370 --> 00:18:49,954 - No, it is. - No, but... but... 482 00:18:49,988 --> 00:18:52,155 After a while, I would work my way under your skin 483 00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,708 like the slow-moving fungus that I am. 484 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,094 And you... I've always been a sucker for a woman 485 00:18:57,128 --> 00:19:00,047 who's a boy on my arm and a puma in the bedroom. 486 00:19:00,098 --> 00:19:03,333 If only I could have just had one little nibble. 487 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,469 A nibble's not enough. We both know that, Felicia. 488 00:19:05,503 --> 00:19:06,770 Yeah. It's all for the best. 489 00:19:06,805 --> 00:19:09,506 - So we're cool? - Yes, we're cool. 490 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,775 Okay. 491 00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:13,310 That's my meeting. 492 00:19:13,344 --> 00:19:15,145 You know what? You can... you can go out this door 493 00:19:15,179 --> 00:19:16,513 if... if you'd like, if it's more convenient. 494 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,515 But I... my... my car is right out front, 495 00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:19,867 - so why don't I just... - Oh, of course. 496 00:19:19,901 --> 00:19:20,868 I'll see you out. 497 00:19:20,902 --> 00:19:22,369 Oh, oh, wait, wait. 498 00:19:23,688 --> 00:19:25,322 - David. - Hey. 499 00:19:25,356 --> 00:19:26,323 Ooh. 500 00:19:26,357 --> 00:19:28,125 - Come in. - You look good. 501 00:19:28,159 --> 00:19:30,494 Oh, I'm... I'm sorry. Uh, am I early? 502 00:19:30,528 --> 00:19:31,879 - Am I interrupting something? - Not at all. 503 00:19:31,913 --> 00:19:33,163 Yeah, well, he kind of is. 504 00:19:33,197 --> 00:19:35,032 Nonsense. Professor Moody was just leaving. 505 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:36,700 Hank Moody. David Wilder. 506 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,052 Big fan. Big, big fan. 507 00:19:38,086 --> 00:19:40,704 David's another of our notorious writers 508 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:42,556 - at the university. - Yeah, the hardest of woods. 509 00:19:42,590 --> 00:19:43,590 - Yeah. - I'm aware. 510 00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:44,875 You know, before you came along, 511 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,677 I was in a fair amount of trouble with this one 512 00:19:46,711 --> 00:19:48,395 for bedding the local talent. 513 00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:50,397 So thank you for taking the pressure off me. 514 00:19:50,432 --> 00:19:51,982 Ah, you're welcome... 515 00:19:52,017 --> 00:19:53,767 I guess. 516 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,402 Yeah, it's, uh... it's given me 517 00:19:55,437 --> 00:19:57,187 a hell of a lot of time to work on my writing, 518 00:19:57,221 --> 00:19:58,605 which is nice, 'cause you know what I like to do? 519 00:19:58,657 --> 00:19:59,857 I like to sit at my desk, 520 00:19:59,891 --> 00:20:02,860 and I like to brew up a big mug of word tea. 521 00:20:02,894 --> 00:20:04,361 Word tea? Sure. 522 00:20:04,395 --> 00:20:05,779 You should probably go. 523 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:06,914 We have work to discuss. 524 00:20:06,948 --> 00:20:08,949 Where... where exactly is, uh, 525 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,918 his royal deanness this evening? 526 00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:12,202 Oh, he's out with friends, 527 00:20:12,236 --> 00:20:15,405 re-creating, uh, the battle of Chickamauga. 528 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,374 That's interesting. That's very interesting. 529 00:20:17,408 --> 00:20:19,259 No, it's not, actually. It's dull as shit. 530 00:20:19,294 --> 00:20:20,594 You're doing it, aren't you? 531 00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:22,913 You're cashing in your freebie, your marital hall pass. 532 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,431 I don't know what you're talking about. 533 00:20:24,466 --> 00:20:26,100 Yeah, you do. You're gonna stick it to the deaner 534 00:20:26,134 --> 00:20:28,385 by letting Wilder here show you his hardest of woods. 535 00:20:28,419 --> 00:20:29,603 I beg your pardon. 536 00:20:29,637 --> 00:20:31,555 Uh, hey, buddy, that is completely out of line. 537 00:20:31,589 --> 00:20:32,756 Don't... don't do it, Felicia. 538 00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,892 Don't throw it all away for a few clumsy minutes 539 00:20:34,926 --> 00:20:36,226 with the poor man's version of me, 540 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:37,611 the road-show version of me. 541 00:20:37,645 --> 00:20:39,029 Hey, you know what? 542 00:20:39,064 --> 00:20:41,315 Bragging's not my thing, but I can go for hours, Moody. 543 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,483 Stay and watch. Be my guest. 544 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:43,867 Maybe she'll take us both on. 545 00:20:43,902 --> 00:20:45,652 Hank, this is none of your business. 546 00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:48,271 Even if I was cashing something in or whatever... 547 00:20:48,289 --> 00:20:49,490 Felicia, don't do it. 548 00:20:49,541 --> 00:20:51,241 Don't... don't... don't chuck it all 549 00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:53,110 for the fucking nutty professor here. 550 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:54,211 This is bullshit. 551 00:20:54,245 --> 00:20:55,295 You know what? That is uncalled for. 552 00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:56,780 And we both know that I'm not black. 553 00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,999 When was the last time, by the way, 554 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:00,617 that you published anything, Moody? 555 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,835 You know what? Easy for you to say. 556 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,137 No, no, no, no, no, no. You have no... 557 00:21:03,171 --> 00:21:04,805 You just got back with your ex-whatever, 558 00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:07,124 just as things were starting to heat up between us. 559 00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,392 You know what, Felicia? 560 00:21:08,426 --> 00:21:09,676 It's up to you. 561 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:11,461 You know that I would jump at the opportunity 562 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:12,679 to make sweet, hard love to you. 563 00:21:12,731 --> 00:21:14,348 You have the... you have the ass 564 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,767 of a ten-year-old boy. 565 00:21:16,801 --> 00:21:18,769 Hank, please, just go. 566 00:21:18,803 --> 00:21:20,404 It's too little, too late. 567 00:21:20,438 --> 00:21:22,439 I can't. 568 00:21:22,473 --> 00:21:25,692 Fine. You're a big girl. 569 00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:27,945 You can make your own decisions. 570 00:21:27,979 --> 00:21:29,747 Be good to her, Wilder. 571 00:21:29,781 --> 00:21:30,981 She's way out of your league. 572 00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:32,533 I concur. 573 00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:33,984 Hey, uh, Moody... 574 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,086 I have a book coming out this spring. 575 00:21:36,121 --> 00:21:39,156 Do you think maybe you can write me up a blurb? 576 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:42,159 What's this one called, the buoyancy of turds? 577 00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,595 Think about it. I'll send you a copy, okay? 578 00:21:47,999 --> 00:21:49,266 I think he's drunk. 579 00:22:00,228 --> 00:22:02,345 So how do you want to do this? 580 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,181 Do you want to just kick back 581 00:22:04,199 --> 00:22:06,066 and start with a little oral, huh? 582 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,651 Do you want a little bit of this? 583 00:22:07,685 --> 00:22:09,369 Or should I go for a little bit of that, you know? 584 00:22:09,404 --> 00:22:10,988 Because I'll tell you something, 585 00:22:11,022 --> 00:22:13,407 I could eat that peach all night long. 586 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,859 I just camp out... 587 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:17,294 S'mores. 588 00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:20,547 Yeah, I think you'll find 589 00:22:20,582 --> 00:22:22,466 that I'm a very giving and caring lover... 590 00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,251 so you don't have to worry... 591 00:22:24,302 --> 00:22:27,421 Fine, I'll do it. 592 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,890 You want to throw your life away, use me. 593 00:22:29,924 --> 00:22:32,476 What? That's the most ridiculous thing I've... 594 00:22:32,510 --> 00:22:34,211 Please! Go! 595 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:37,598 Mmm, mmm. 596 00:22:39,517 --> 00:22:42,052 Ohh. 597 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:45,522 Wilder, go brew yourself a big mug of word tea... 598 00:22:45,556 --> 00:22:47,608 and dip your balls in it. 599 00:22:51,412 --> 00:22:53,396 Huh. 600 00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:56,083 Behind the green door is available on Blu-Ray. 601 00:22:56,117 --> 00:22:58,068 Laser disc. 602 00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,870 People who sold their laser discs 603 00:22:59,904 --> 00:23:02,072 were absolute assholes, 604 00:23:02,090 --> 00:23:04,407 fools and assholes. 605 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,009 Oh! What? 606 00:23:06,044 --> 00:23:07,044 Flip it. 607 00:23:07,078 --> 00:23:09,847 Ah, flip it! 608 00:23:15,086 --> 00:23:16,419 Wow. 609 00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,222 Okay. 610 00:23:19,641 --> 00:23:22,192 So where is the man of the house this evening? 611 00:23:22,227 --> 00:23:23,977 Berlin. 612 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:27,364 Think he is bidding on an Egyptian fertility amulet. 613 00:23:27,398 --> 00:23:29,199 It's quite rare, really. 614 00:23:29,234 --> 00:23:32,202 It's the world's first depiction of a butt plug. 615 00:23:32,237 --> 00:23:34,154 Excellent. Excellent. 616 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,406 Good for him. 617 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,827 I must toast you. 618 00:23:40,879 --> 00:23:42,546 What you did today was astonishing. 619 00:23:42,580 --> 00:23:43,797 Thank you, Sue. 620 00:23:43,831 --> 00:23:45,799 When you started, I thought, 621 00:23:45,833 --> 00:23:48,418 "My God, this man has diarrhea of the mouth 622 00:23:48,452 --> 00:23:50,453 and there is no kaopectate in sight." 623 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:52,956 But the poetry... 624 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,892 that poured out of you... 625 00:23:54,926 --> 00:23:57,794 I mean, you cast your rod, 626 00:23:57,812 --> 00:23:59,846 and you hooked the old swordfish, 627 00:23:59,898 --> 00:24:02,482 and you reeled him in by his taint. 628 00:24:02,517 --> 00:24:04,985 To Charles W. Runkle, 629 00:24:05,019 --> 00:24:06,236 my hero. 630 00:24:06,271 --> 00:24:08,155 No. No. 631 00:24:08,189 --> 00:24:10,490 To you, Sue. 632 00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,583 - Ahh. - Well, look at that. 633 00:24:19,617 --> 00:24:20,834 So let's get this party started! 634 00:24:20,868 --> 00:24:22,152 Hmm. 635 00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:23,486 Toot? 636 00:24:24,789 --> 00:24:26,340 Uh... 637 00:24:26,374 --> 00:24:27,374 why not? 638 00:24:29,377 --> 00:24:31,678 Wow, that's, uh... 639 00:24:31,713 --> 00:24:33,163 that's a nice coke straw. 640 00:24:33,181 --> 00:24:35,498 Very classy. 641 00:24:35,516 --> 00:24:37,434 Yeah. It was given to me by a female member 642 00:24:37,468 --> 00:24:38,518 of fleetwood mac. 643 00:24:38,553 --> 00:24:40,837 Ahh. 644 00:24:40,855 --> 00:24:42,306 Whew! 645 00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:43,607 Stevie Nicks? 646 00:24:43,641 --> 00:24:45,359 Oh, I can't say. 647 00:24:45,393 --> 00:24:47,277 But it wasn't Christine McVie 648 00:24:47,312 --> 00:24:49,396 or Lindsey Buckingham. 649 00:24:49,447 --> 00:24:51,014 Yeah, Lindsey's a dude. 650 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:53,233 Exactly. 651 00:24:54,902 --> 00:24:57,404 I have a deviated septum. 652 00:24:57,455 --> 00:24:58,739 Oh... 653 00:24:58,790 --> 00:25:00,240 Well, you really shouldn't touch this stuff at all. 654 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:02,743 You know, that really burns. 655 00:25:02,794 --> 00:25:05,128 I want you to do me a solid, Runkle. 656 00:25:05,163 --> 00:25:09,199 I need you to blow this up my bum... 657 00:25:09,217 --> 00:25:12,085 You know, a tush toot. 658 00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:16,974 The old coke in the can, huh? 659 00:25:17,008 --> 00:25:18,258 No biggie. 660 00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,844 Ha! Heh, no, it's no biggie... 661 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:23,597 No biggie at all. 662 00:25:30,571 --> 00:25:32,022 Got anything a little longer? 663 00:25:32,056 --> 00:25:33,690 We'll use this. 664 00:25:37,228 --> 00:25:38,612 Whoa. Not so fast. 665 00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,947 Where you going on a school night, young lady? 666 00:25:40,999 --> 00:25:42,699 Actually, I was hoping 667 00:25:42,733 --> 00:25:44,951 we could go grab some ice cream, 668 00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:47,621 make those coldstone guys work for their tips. 669 00:25:47,672 --> 00:25:48,672 Really? 670 00:25:48,706 --> 00:25:50,374 What, like me and you? 671 00:25:50,408 --> 00:25:52,409 Together? 672 00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:55,379 Like father and daughter, almost, together? 673 00:25:55,413 --> 00:25:57,681 to the stone that is cold, together? 674 00:25:57,715 --> 00:26:00,434 That's cool. 675 00:26:00,468 --> 00:26:02,185 What the fuck? 676 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,108 Hank! Mr. Moody. 677 00:26:08,142 --> 00:26:09,192 You're not gonna "Mr. Hank" 678 00:26:09,227 --> 00:26:10,694 your way out of this one, Chelsea. 679 00:26:10,728 --> 00:26:12,946 - Jesus Christ. - Becca said you'd be gone. 680 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:15,399 Dad, can you please be cool? 681 00:26:15,433 --> 00:26:17,100 Be cool? 682 00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:18,601 I don't know how much spunk 683 00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,370 this kid has deposited all over your bedroom! 684 00:26:20,405 --> 00:26:23,156 Okay, that was unsavory, all right? 685 00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:25,992 But it had to be said. Now, time to go! 686 00:26:28,746 --> 00:26:29,880 Come on, Chelsea. 687 00:26:29,914 --> 00:26:31,715 Ow. 688 00:26:31,749 --> 00:26:32,999 - You limping, Hank? 689 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:34,584 Yes, I went jogging this morning, Chelsea, okay? 690 00:26:34,618 --> 00:26:35,836 Now go. 691 00:26:35,887 --> 00:26:37,671 You're not interested in what I'm doing. 692 00:26:39,123 --> 00:26:41,558 Is this really how you want to spend your school nights? 693 00:26:41,592 --> 00:26:43,844 I wasn't doing anything wrong. 694 00:26:43,895 --> 00:26:45,512 You weren't doing anything wrong? 695 00:26:45,563 --> 00:26:47,464 Becca, you invited your friends over 696 00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:49,733 to fuck in your bedroom while you waited outside. 697 00:26:49,767 --> 00:26:51,234 That is disgusting. 698 00:26:51,269 --> 00:26:54,187 And that's hilarious, coming from you and all. 699 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:56,639 What? I don't understand you. 700 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,358 What the fuck are you thinking? 701 00:26:58,409 --> 00:27:00,577 Do you think this house is a bordello? 702 00:27:04,982 --> 00:27:06,666 Okay, look... 703 00:27:06,701 --> 00:27:08,785 - Here's the thing. - Actually, dad, yes. 704 00:27:08,819 --> 00:27:10,587 This house is a bordello, 705 00:27:10,621 --> 00:27:12,038 because that's how it's run by you! 706 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:14,341 Now, don't you try to turn this around on me. Becca! 707 00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:16,426 Becca! Don't go out that door! 708 00:27:16,461 --> 00:27:19,262 Might as well live whatever life I have left 709 00:27:19,297 --> 00:27:21,214 before you ship me off to New York! 710 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,599 Becca. 711 00:27:22,633 --> 00:27:23,934 Becca! 712 00:27:25,002 --> 00:27:26,219 Becca. 713 00:27:27,555 --> 00:27:31,557 Sync by honeybunny - chamallow35 www.Addic7ed.Com