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Previously on Californication...

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This is not a good
idea. You're my student.

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I really thought you were
gonna kiss me just then.

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I've never stepped outside
of my marriage before.

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I am flattered, but I... I'm...

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What? Were you just
gonna leave me behind?

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The gods have seen fit

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to give me another
shot at the soul mate.

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I gotta be ready for her.

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Maybe it's time to stop bangin'

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the entire college campus.

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Right you are... motherfucker!

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You wanted to see me, Professor Moody?

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- Look, here's the thing...
- Oh, my God.

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You're trying to end this thing.

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- I've been doing some thinking.
- Yeah. Me, too.

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So look, here's the thing.

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You're quitting. I know.

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- David.
- Hey.

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You're doing it, aren't
you? Cashing in your freebie.

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I beg your pardon?

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Fine, I'll do it.

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You want to throw
your life away? Use me.

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Please! Go!

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Oh!

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Sync by honeybunny
- corrected by chamallow35 www.Addic7ed.Com

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Come on, show me something.

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The hint of a nipple, the
suggestion of an areola.

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We'll start small,
we'll take it from there.

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See how you feel. No pressure...

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unless you want to see my schween.

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Because I will totally unfurl for you.

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I'm not shy.

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Stop it. Your daughter
could walk in any second.

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Oh, that's impossible.

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It's unlikely, but it's not impossible,

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and I'm convinced she does
not want to see your...

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* schween *

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Oh, why you gotta talk to me like that?

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Besides, there's like 0.0%
chance of that happening.

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She's not even on the premises.

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Where is she?

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Huh?

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Where is she?

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Oh. She went down to
the liquor store for me.

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Uh, what? Oh, I hear the front door.

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We're gonna have to Skype you later.

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- Do not hang up. Hey!
- Honey, you're pixelating.

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Listen, she's with them, right?

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What?

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- She's with them.
- Them?

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They're not an alien race

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bent on intergalactic domination.

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Well, how do you know
that? Do you have proof?

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No, but you're right.

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Maybe I should check the grounds.

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Perhaps there's some sort of portal

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somewhere in the topiary.

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Okay, I'm gonna sign off.

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No, no, no, come on.
No virtual sexy time?

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Look, I'll start,

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and you can join in whenever you want.

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No, you know what? You
kind of broke the spell.

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You know, you blew it.

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You were agin it when you
thought she was in her bedroom,

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and you're agin it now you think

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she's spending the
night with the Tudors.

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I can't win with you, woman.

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Oh, yeah.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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That's it. Oh.

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There you go. Oh, yeah, come on.

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Whoa, oh! God damn you, that's unfair,

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to say nothing of bad for my prostate.

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Skypus interruptus.

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Want to party?

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Hi.

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Wake up, sleepy head.

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You don't want to be late for class.

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I remember killing that bottle of jack,

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but I do not recall you making the sex

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with Betty and Veronica here.

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Oh, no, they, uh...

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they pretty much just amuse themselves.

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Could you blame a girl though?

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It's not like you wanted to
have anything to do with us.

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Want has nothing to do with it.

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I'm trying to be a good boy, you know?

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Mm, I don't see what's so good about it.

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It's a waste of perfectly lovely

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private parts if you ask me.

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You never told me

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what you were celebrating
last night anyway.

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Oh, yeah, that. My last dance.

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I'm done.

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With what?

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The stripping.

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Oh, wow, you don't say.

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Really?

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Yep. I'm out.

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No more grinding up on
middle-aged hard-ons for me,

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except for yours, of course.

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Who you calling middle aged?

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You, my old dude boyfriend.

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Oh, stop it. You're gonna make me blush.

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So what is next for you?

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Writing.

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I'm gonna give it a shot.

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I mean, fuck, it's what
makes me the happiest, right?

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Who cares if I die
poor, drunk, and alone?

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Well, who's to say

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that you're not gonna
end up like that anyway?

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Mm. Well, thank you for
showing me the light, teach.

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Well, it's been my
pleasure and an honor.

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Just happy that my half-baked wisdom

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could assist you in any way...

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Oh, no.

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Don't tell me you're trying
to break up with me again.

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Well, to be fair and balanced

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the term "breaking up" implies

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that once upon a time, we were together.

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Okay, so then, just to be clear,

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the sheer amount of
no-holds-barred sex

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that we've been having
recently does not indicate

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a certain level of intimacy.

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Sure. Sure, it does. What's your point?

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God, for someone who
loves women so much,

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you sure don't
understand them very well.

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I know this seems all
bridges of Madison County

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Right now, but...

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- Oh.
- It's really just more

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of a rite of passage for you.

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Every comely college-age
undergrad has an affair

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with her favorite
middle-aged professor.

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- Oh.
- Even my old lady had one,

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and it used to bum me
out, but now I get it.

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It's like she was fucking
me before she met me.

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Her ass is ringing.

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Here, will you hold this?

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Oh, I should take this somewhere else.

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Santa Monica perhaps.

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- Tell her I said hi.
- I will not.

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City morgue. You kill 'em, we chill 'em.

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Hey, did she get off to school okay?

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One would hope. Jesus.

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Well, that's not very comforting.

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Oh, well, you know,
the peoples of the Dean,

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they are many things,

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but not punctual is not one of them.

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Don't worry so much.

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I tried to check in with her.

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I texted, I checked her twitter page.

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I got nothing. I mean, no response.

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Duh, we're ruining her life, remember?

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Or maybe it's game day
for the Crimson tide.

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You know how edgy you get
when Aunt Flo's in town.

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Hank, are you trying to piss me off?

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You see? Is it arts and crafts week

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at panty camp for you, too?

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- Hank!
- What was that?

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Uh, what was what?

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Someone just said "Hank."

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No, that was, uh, the cleaning lady.

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The cleaning lady, that was.

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Oh, so since when did
we have a cleaning lady?

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Uh, soon. Recently.

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She doesn't appear to be dusting.

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The place is a mess.

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You saw that shit. It's fucked up.

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I gotta go.

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- What the fuck is this?
- She won't wake up.

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Shitness. Is she dead?

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I don't know.

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Ooh, that's some intense morning breath.

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Cheese doodles and beer...

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midnight snack of champions.

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She's breathing.

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- What'd she take?
- I have no idea.

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She's like a walking pharmacy, this one.

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She took some ex. We both did.

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Top of the morning, chumly.

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Ho, what the fuck do you want?

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- This guy know who I am?
- Course he knows who you are.

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You met at my place,
shared a meal, in fact.

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Broke some bread.

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Where's the respect? Why's
he being such a douche?

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Hey, watch it, Rick
Springfield. I'm in no mood.

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Yo! Hey, studs, step back.
No need for a cockfight.

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We're here to see
about the porsche, okay?

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You're selling, Rick's looking to buy.

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We set this up last night, remember?

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Yes, I remember now,
but can we reschedule?

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I've got a comatose stripper in my bed.

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Ha! I been there. Can I help?

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Oh, ooh! Ooh!

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Man, you hear that?

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Nothing like the sound
of a stripper's head

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on a hardwood floor.

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

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What? Oh, you don't rough 'em up?

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Oh, excuse me, George Bailey.

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Get a load of this guy.

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Last fuckin' boy scout over here.

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* Jessie is a friend *

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* Yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine *

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Charlie, you gotta get
this ass clown out of here

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before I start swinging.

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Oh, yeah?

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You want to throw down, bad boy, huh?

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You think you can take this?

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Guess what?

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I shit a pint of blood this morning.

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Why?

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Charlie, could you get this
girl out of here for me?

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I don't know, Hank. This
is kind of dirty business.

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You know, it's a little shady for me.

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When was the last time I asked
you to do something for me?

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What are you talking about?
I got you those reservations

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you wanted that time at Mr. Chow's.

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Yes, you did, spring of 2003.

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I remember. I was still
with karen back then.

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You think that shit is easy, Hank?

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You try it sometime.

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Restaurant people can
be very dismissive.

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Okay, all right, all right.
Here's how it's gonna go.

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Me and Rick, we're gonna
take her to the ER.,

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see what's what. We'll
leave your name our of it.

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And while we're there,
we should really look into

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why you're shitting so much blood.

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Let's go.

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Easy does it, easy does it.

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Narrow doorway.

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Safety first.

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Hey, you're Rick
Springfield, aren't you?

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That's right, tiny dancer.

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Hey, you look kind of familiar.

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You ever shake your ass for me?

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No, but my mom did, back in the day.

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I think you guys boned.

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Right on. She say good
things about my big ten-inch?

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She said you refused
to put a rubber on it.

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That's right, baby. Skin on skin,

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let the love begin.

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Oh, hey, watch what the fuck
you're doing, Rick Springfield.

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You know what? I've just
about had it with this guy

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and his snotty fucking comments.

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I will fuck you till
your ass bleeds, cowboy.

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Thank God, 'cause I don't think

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that's gonna take very long.

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Fuck!

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Really?

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Shit.

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I know you're in there, Hank Moody.

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I heard the footsteps. Open up.

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Get in the bedroom. Back in the bedroom.

259
00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:37,612
Jilly!

260
00:11:37,646 --> 00:11:39,480
Good morning.

261
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:42,650
Good mor... just stopping
by, huh? Look at you.

262
00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:44,836
Yeah, I figured I'd catch
you before you left for work.

263
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,320
- Caught me you
did. - Uh-Huh.

264
00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,488
- You caught me.
- Yeah.

265
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:48,790
It's a pretty safe bet,

266
00:11:48,824 --> 00:11:50,458
considering you're almost always late.

267
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:52,827
You gonna invite me in, or what?

268
00:11:55,514 --> 00:11:56,831
I have something I want to tell you.

269
00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,332
- I have news, really big news.
- Okay, all right,

270
00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,384
but can it wait?

271
00:11:59,435 --> 00:12:01,019
I was just about to jump in the shower.

272
00:12:01,053 --> 00:12:03,021
Oh, perfect. I'll join you,

273
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:04,389
- and tell you in there.
- No, no, no.

274
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,107
I thought we agreed to stop
those kind of shenanigans

275
00:12:06,141 --> 00:12:07,525
For now.

276
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,310
Yeah, but that's what I
want to talk to you about.

277
00:12:09,344 --> 00:12:10,845
Okay. Well, I'm gonna grab some coffee.

278
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,614
Would you like some coffee?
'Cause I'm gonna grab...

279
00:12:12,648 --> 00:12:13,898
Ah, not so much.

280
00:12:13,949 --> 00:12:15,567
I just brushed and had
a couple of altoids.

281
00:12:15,618 --> 00:12:16,985
Oh, nice, but I'd like a cup.

282
00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:19,120
All right. Go on, go on,

283
00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:21,289
and then just meet me in
the boudoir when you get it.

284
00:12:21,323 --> 00:12:23,291
No, no! Don't go in there.

285
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,358
Why?

286
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:26,578
Just please don't.

287
00:12:26,629 --> 00:12:29,664
Oh, my God, do you have
a fucking girl in there?

288
00:12:29,698 --> 00:12:32,083
Give a guy some credit.

289
00:12:32,134 --> 00:12:36,888
Maybe he just laid down
some serious wolf bait.

290
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,723
I just took my morning dump.

291
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,308
It reeks to high heaven in there.

292
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,209
- Lovely.
- Yeah, it was.

293
00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:43,428
An almost perfect bowel movement,

294
00:12:43,479 --> 00:12:45,229
clean as a whistle, barely had to wipe.

295
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,732
But you did, right?

296
00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:50,051
I'm not a fucking
animal. Of course I did.

297
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,720
What was it that you
wanted to talk about, doll?

298
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,322
Okay, I've been doing some thinking.

299
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:55,657
Oh, you mean some over-thinking.

300
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:58,242
Shut up, you.

301
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,528
- You!
- Yes?

302
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:01,562
I accept you.

303
00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:03,698
What?

304
00:13:03,732 --> 00:13:06,034
No, I accept you for who you are.

305
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:09,370
Oh, you accept me. Thanks, I guess.

306
00:13:09,404 --> 00:13:11,506
- You're not listening, stupid.
- I'm listening.

307
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:12,707
I accept you for who you are.

308
00:13:12,741 --> 00:13:15,009
I don't want to change you.

309
00:13:17,079 --> 00:13:19,263
I think we work well together, you know?

310
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,515
Kid or no kid,

311
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,217
snip or no snip, I want to be with you.

312
00:13:23,251 --> 00:13:25,252
I think I spent years idolizing...

313
00:13:25,270 --> 00:13:26,587
Sure you don't want some coffee?

314
00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:28,756
No. I think I was in love
with the idea of love.

315
00:13:28,774 --> 00:13:30,224
- Tea?
- No, thanks.

316
00:13:30,258 --> 00:13:32,060
I like what we have.

317
00:13:32,094 --> 00:13:33,478
Are you hungry?

318
00:13:33,529 --> 00:13:37,949
No, but now I know that
I'm in love with you.

319
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,201
I'm in love with you, Hank Moody.

320
00:13:40,235 --> 00:13:42,620
Oh, Jill.

321
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,124
This... it's wo... but...

322
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:50,044
No, don't "but" me. Don't "but" me now.

323
00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,279
Ho!

324
00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:55,383
Yeah, or I just might butt you back.

325
00:13:57,052 --> 00:14:01,956
Fuck! Okay, you hold
that very naked thought.

326
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,677
Yeah.

327
00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:16,404
- * Who is it? *
- It's Felicia.

328
00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,855
Felicia? Fuck.

329
00:14:17,906 --> 00:14:19,440
Fuck, yeah. You'll be cool?

330
00:14:19,474 --> 00:14:21,308
- Okay.
- All right.

331
00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:23,528
- Stay in there.
- Oh!

332
00:14:23,579 --> 00:14:25,446
Whoo!

333
00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:33,004
- Good morning.
- Good morning to you.

334
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,673
I can't stop thinking about it.

335
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,924
What?

336
00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:39,260
Oh. Oh, that.

337
00:14:39,294 --> 00:14:41,162
Mm, you liked that, did you?

338
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,513
I did.

339
00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:45,800
That was some very intense
and powerful love-making, Hank.

340
00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:48,136
Mmm.

341
00:14:48,170 --> 00:14:49,637
What's wrong?

342
00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:51,172
Not a big fan of that term...

343
00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,673
love-making, making love.

344
00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:56,644
I prefer boning, stuffing,
schtupping, banging,

345
00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:58,563
porking, boffing.

346
00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,400
Anything, take your pick,
just not love-making.

347
00:15:02,451 --> 00:15:04,318
So much for the afterglow.

348
00:15:04,352 --> 00:15:08,122
All right, so what can
I do for you this a.m.?

349
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:10,524
I told him.

350
00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,827
Him?

351
00:15:12,861 --> 00:15:15,830
Fuck. Please tell me that by "him"

352
00:15:15,864 --> 00:15:16,998
You mean your therapist?

353
00:15:17,032 --> 00:15:19,200
No such luck, I'm afraid.

354
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:22,303
Felicia, why on Earth would
you do something like that?

355
00:15:22,337 --> 00:15:23,721
He knew, Hank.

356
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,425
He saw it in my face...
the pure joy, the glow

357
00:15:27,476 --> 00:15:29,894
of a freshly fucked and
properly tended-to woman.

358
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:31,763
So I told him. I came clean.

359
00:15:31,814 --> 00:15:33,598
It felt so good.

360
00:15:33,649 --> 00:15:35,183
It was the right thing to do.

361
00:15:35,217 --> 00:15:36,684
Jesus fuck.

362
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:39,720
Jesus fuck is right. Guess what?

363
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,489
What?

364
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:42,690
I'm leaving him.

365
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,525
Oh, no! Oh, no, you're not!

366
00:15:44,559 --> 00:15:47,411
Yes, I am. Stacy and I
don't make sense anymore.

367
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,996
We haven't for quite some time now.

368
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,832
and I was thinking, life is short.

369
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,834
Fuck it. I want to
spend the rest of my days

370
00:15:52,868 --> 00:15:54,235
with someone I feel passionate about,

371
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:55,837
someone who gives me butterflies,

372
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:58,339
and for better or for worse,
Hank, that someone is you.

373
00:15:58,373 --> 00:16:00,842
Whoa, whoa, whoa, just
slow the fuck down, Felicia.

374
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,243
One session of love-making,

375
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,961
now matter how inspired or transcendent,

376
00:16:04,012 --> 00:16:06,097
does not a relationship
make. What about the Chelsea?

377
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:07,215
What about her?

378
00:16:07,249 --> 00:16:08,933
I don't care how bratty or snotty

379
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,084
that little shit is.

380
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,385
She doesn't deserve a broken home.

381
00:16:11,419 --> 00:16:12,687
Oh, she'll get over it.

382
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,188
Becca's clearly weathered the storm.

383
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,858
No, she hasn't. She's
totally fucked up, that kid.

384
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,359
Karen and I made a huge mistake.

385
00:16:18,393 --> 00:16:20,394
We should have stayed
together at all costs for her.

386
00:16:20,428 --> 00:16:22,780
But we were stubborn,
and we were foolish,

387
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,782
- and retarded, we were young.
- Why don't you just shut up

388
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,534
and make love to me already?

389
00:16:26,568 --> 00:16:31,289
Or you can fuck me, bang
me, stuff me. Take your pick.

390
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:34,909
Who's that?

391
00:16:34,943 --> 00:16:38,996
That'd be my agent, my representation.

392
00:16:39,047 --> 00:16:41,949
Charlie Runkle, Felicia Koons.

393
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,468
Oh, hey, hey, hey, the Dean's wife.

394
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,087
- Mm-Hmm.
- Oh, shit.

395
00:16:46,121 --> 00:16:47,471
Nice to meet you, missus.

396
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:49,257
Lovely to meet you.

397
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,314
So where were we?

398
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,766
I was leaving my husband for you.

399
00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:03,688
Hold on a second.

400
00:17:09,494 --> 00:17:10,995
Whoo-Hoo!

401
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:16,534
Hey, come on, man, you
want to get in on this?

402
00:17:16,585 --> 00:17:18,085
You guys are fucking foul.

403
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,921
You sure? We got an open hole.

404
00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:22,540
Sweetheart, you okay?

405
00:17:22,591 --> 00:17:24,175
Don't worry. They're paying for it...

406
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,676
handsomely.

407
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,595
Well, I'm paying for it very handsomely.

408
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:28,846
Hey, I left my wallet at home.

409
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,548
Don't be such a fucking schnorr, Runkle.

410
00:17:30,599 --> 00:17:31,832
Jesus. I'm losing my wood.

411
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,500
Come on, say it, baby, say it.

412
00:17:33,518 --> 00:17:36,270
I'm getting fucked by Rick Springfield.

413
00:17:37,522 --> 00:17:41,359
* You better love somebody * Whoo!

414
00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:45,363
* Oh, I think you better love somebody *

415
00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,448
You okay out here? What are you doing?

416
00:17:47,482 --> 00:17:48,816
What does it look like?

417
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:51,369
Oh, that? I got an
apartment full of classics,

418
00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:52,787
and you gotta go with that one?

419
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,739
What's the big deal?
I've heard good things.

420
00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:57,325
Yeah? Well, what do you
think? Thoughts, criticisms?

421
00:17:57,359 --> 00:17:58,525
What do you got?

422
00:17:58,543 --> 00:18:00,795
I like it a lot. She's a good writer.

423
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,964
My kind of girl obviously.

424
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,199
So, uh, can we leave yet?

425
00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:07,752
Uh, no, I still got
some fires to put out.

426
00:18:07,803 --> 00:18:10,704
Okay. Are you proud of me for quitting?

427
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:12,340
Absolutely.

428
00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:13,841
You done good, kiddo.

429
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:15,393
Thanks.

430
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:17,378
Hey, don't think we're done

431
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:19,546
with the boyfriend/girlfriend
conversation just yet.

432
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,391
Hello, Hank.

433
00:18:33,228 --> 00:18:34,495
Morning, Stacy.

434
00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:36,080
The front door was open.

435
00:18:36,114 --> 00:18:39,834
Oh, I can be very neighborly that way.

436
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:41,235
You never called me Stacy before.

437
00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:42,420
Wonder why.

438
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,754
I don't know. Just kind of rolled

439
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,206
trippingly off the tongue this morning.

440
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,757
Oh, something must be different.

441
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,542
Oh, that's right. You fucked my wife.

442
00:18:48,576 --> 00:18:52,246
Okay. Well, there's that.

443
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:53,580
What could you say?

444
00:18:53,598 --> 00:18:55,466
What could you possibly say, Hank,

445
00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:58,853
to take away the hurt and
the pain of being cuckolded?

446
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,307
I got nothin'. I got nothin' at all.

447
00:19:03,358 --> 00:19:06,811
Uh, I'm sorry. The well is dry.

448
00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,479
I think you should hit
me. You want to hit me?

449
00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:10,781
Head, gut... it doesn't
matter. It's only fair.

450
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,599
No, I don't want to hit you, Hank.

451
00:19:12,617 --> 00:19:14,785
I just want to try to
understand, how do you do it?

452
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,103
Do what?

453
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:19,156
Well, you obviously have this... this...

454
00:19:19,207 --> 00:19:22,543
this thing with women,
some very strong connection,

455
00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:23,911
that no matter what you do,

456
00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:25,913
no matter how big of an ass you are,

457
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:28,716
they seem to respond. You're
a goddamn girl whisperer.

458
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,284
Okay.

459
00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,619
Have you listened to your wife lately?

460
00:19:32,637 --> 00:19:34,221
Have you? Because she
gives every indication

461
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,289
of being a woman scorned.

462
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:36,474
Now, far be it from me

463
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:37,975
to poke my nose into
the Dean's business,

464
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:41,345
but it seems to me
like you hurt her first.

465
00:19:41,396 --> 00:19:43,848
You're right, I did.

466
00:19:43,899 --> 00:19:45,266
I was weak. I cheated.

467
00:19:45,300 --> 00:19:47,685
- Well...
- Stepped outside my marriage.

468
00:19:47,736 --> 00:19:49,470
Humiliated my better half.

469
00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:50,988
It happens.

470
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,774
But she was so hot, Hank,
this student of mine.

471
00:19:53,808 --> 00:19:55,642
- You should have
seen her. - Dean-O.

472
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,278
A priest would have defiled this girl.

473
00:19:57,312 --> 00:19:58,612
Wow. Well, you might want to keep

474
00:19:58,646 --> 00:20:00,331
those kind of details to yourself.

475
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,533
Oh, Felicia is wonderful.

476
00:20:02,584 --> 00:20:05,286
A beautiful wife, a beautiful mother.

477
00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,287
I was in love with her

478
00:20:06,321 --> 00:20:07,671
the first moment I set eyes on her.

479
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,839
I knew she was the one.

480
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,758
She was always a little
reserved in the sack.

481
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,543
- The British, you know.
- Yeah.

482
00:20:12,594 --> 00:20:14,328
There was never a surplus of oral,

483
00:20:14,346 --> 00:20:17,348
and whatever there was dried
up right after the wedding.

484
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,350
- Okay.
- I never understood that.

485
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,634
Yeah. Here you go.

486
00:20:20,668 --> 00:20:22,103
A man likes to get his dick sucked.

487
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,387
Well, you know.

488
00:20:23,438 --> 00:20:26,474
Maybe if you took a goddamn
shower once in a while.

489
00:20:26,508 --> 00:20:28,526
Do you really think a woman
wants to go down on a man

490
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,194
who just walked in off the tennis court?

491
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:32,179
Or just came in from a ride, huh?

492
00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,782
You think I want to peel
off those sweaty bike shorts

493
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,617
and go to town? Disgusting!

494
00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:39,703
I'm sorry, Felicia, but
that just so happens to be

495
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,655
when this man is at his horniest.

496
00:20:41,689 --> 00:20:42,689
You know that.

497
00:20:42,707 --> 00:20:44,291
Have you heard of compromise, Stacy?

498
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,127
Compromise... I like
where this is going.

499
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,379
Divorce court... that's
where this is going.

500
00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:49,914
Hey, what are you doing here anyway?

501
00:20:49,965 --> 00:20:51,999
A free pass means once...
nNo repeat business.

502
00:20:52,033 --> 00:20:53,867
And we're gonna be
discussing this in therapy.

503
00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,553
- Just you watch.
- That's an excellent idea.

504
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,221
Therapize the fuck out of this shit.

505
00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:58,556
And you're coming with us, Hank.

506
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,541
- Oh, that's an awful idea.
- It is awful.

507
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:01,675
Do you know how much of my life

508
00:21:01,709 --> 00:21:03,210
I've wasted on that couch pretending

509
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:04,711
we can just jabber through our issues?

510
00:21:04,729 --> 00:21:07,481
No more, Stacy. No more.

511
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:09,316
I'm in love with someone else.

512
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:11,385
Yee...

513
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:13,654
Are you in love with my wife, Hank?

514
00:21:16,658 --> 00:21:18,659
That's a ridiculous question.

515
00:21:18,693 --> 00:21:20,561
Well, she seems to be in love with you.

516
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:21,996
Do you feel the same?

517
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:25,399
Feel the same?

518
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:27,168
Do you love her?

519
00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:37,094
What do we have here?

520
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,929
What are you doing home?

521
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,081
Uh, school closed?
What is it, a snow day?

522
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:42,216
What are you guys doing here?

523
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,684
I believe that question

524
00:21:43,718 --> 00:21:45,252
should be directed at you, young lady.

525
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,637
Copy that, motherfucker.

526
00:21:46,688 --> 00:21:48,939
I left one of my books
here. I needed it.

527
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,108
Well, you could have called me.

528
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,526
I would have brought it to you.

529
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,228
You know what? I'm gonna
take you right back to school

530
00:21:54,262 --> 00:21:55,596
right now, you little guttersnipe.

531
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:56,730
No more of your double-Talk.

532
00:21:56,764 --> 00:21:58,232
I'm taking your lying, no-account ass

533
00:21:58,266 --> 00:21:59,533
back to school, pronto. Come on.

534
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,702
Excellent idea, what he
said. Let's go, Chelsea.

535
00:22:01,736 --> 00:22:03,270
No, wait a second.
Why are you guys here?

536
00:22:03,288 --> 00:22:05,623
Actually, we were chatting about you.

537
00:22:05,657 --> 00:22:07,825
That's right, we were talking
about your offensive behaviors,

538
00:22:07,876 --> 00:22:09,276
which apparently seem now

539
00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:11,545
to be not so unjustified, do they?

540
00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:13,831
Hey, Becca. Becca?

541
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,589
- Dad?
- Yes, daughter?

542
00:22:21,623 --> 00:22:25,309
Why is there a naked lady in my bedroom?

543
00:22:25,343 --> 00:22:26,627
Is that my kimono?

544
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:27,928
Yeah.

545
00:22:27,962 --> 00:22:29,296
Way to go, Hank.

546
00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:30,464
Oh, my God.

547
00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:32,966
Were you sleeping with your T.A.

548
00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:34,652
The whole time you
were sleeping with me?

549
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,136
What? Mom!

550
00:22:36,154 --> 00:22:37,855
Well, to be fair, it was only the once.

551
00:22:37,906 --> 00:22:38,939
Bullshit.

552
00:22:38,973 --> 00:22:41,275
No, I was referring to flea and I.

553
00:22:41,309 --> 00:22:42,476
I counted three times.

554
00:22:42,494 --> 00:22:43,994
All in one night doesn't count.

555
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:47,248
Your dad's fucking my mom.

556
00:22:47,282 --> 00:22:48,666
Dad, anything to say about this?

557
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,651
I think this calls for a family meeting.

558
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:51,752
- Good thinking.
- Oh, anyway?

559
00:22:51,786 --> 00:22:53,420
- What is it?

560
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,622
- Oh, whoa! Oh!

561
00:22:54,656 --> 00:22:56,957
- Oh, boy.
- Oh, my God!

562
00:22:58,260 --> 00:23:00,961
What the fuck? Is that Rick Springfield?

563
00:23:00,995 --> 00:23:02,963
You bet your khaki-clad ass, white man.

564
00:23:02,997 --> 00:23:05,683
- Oh, holy shit.
- You a fan?

565
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:07,685
Where the fuck's that
fire extinguisher, Runkle?

566
00:23:07,719 --> 00:23:09,853
Hey, what's up, sweetheart?

567
00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,355
Sorry.

568
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:13,224
Oh, you have got to be shitting me.

569
00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:15,559
Please tell me you have not been
fucking her this entire time.

570
00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:17,895
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, not
in front of the children.

571
00:23:17,946 --> 00:23:19,697
And not last night, I
didn't. I was being good.

572
00:23:19,731 --> 00:23:21,482
I was an officer and a
gentleman. You tell her.

573
00:23:21,516 --> 00:23:22,983
Are these my pants?

574
00:23:23,017 --> 00:23:25,786
Wait, who else has he been fucking?

575
00:23:25,820 --> 00:23:27,020
You?

576
00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:28,355
Oh, gross.

577
00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:31,125
- Sorry, man, I just...
- So you, too, then?

578
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:33,294
God, no. Thanks. He's
just fucking my mom.

579
00:23:33,328 --> 00:23:35,028
Chelsea, watch your mouth.

580
00:23:35,046 --> 00:23:36,914
Dad, seriously, man up
and grow a pair already.

581
00:23:36,965 --> 00:23:38,799
You're gonna let this
asshole steal your wife?

582
00:23:38,833 --> 00:23:41,201
Hey! That's my father
you're talking about.

583
00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:42,536
Thank you, Becca.

584
00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:44,054
I really can't believe
I quit stripping for you.

585
00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,706
I still think it's a solid move.

586
00:23:45,724 --> 00:23:47,141
Now, if you'll all excuse me,

587
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:51,145
I appear to have an
actual fire to put out.

588
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:53,013
Sorry about that, dude.

589
00:23:53,047 --> 00:23:54,148
That's Rick Springfield.

590
00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:16,370
Okay.

591
00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:39,393
Come on, honey, we should
really get you to school.

592
00:24:39,427 --> 00:24:42,196
I can't believe you
slept with all of them.

593
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:44,431
It's not that simple, sweetheart.

594
00:24:44,449 --> 00:24:45,932
All of them.

595
00:24:45,950 --> 00:24:49,770
Yes, I suppose I did. Yeah.

596
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:50,954
Why?

597
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,240
I don't know. I don't know.

598
00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:56,377
That's not good enough.
I want to know why.

599
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:57,795
There has to be a reason.

600
00:24:57,829 --> 00:24:59,279
Make me understand.

601
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,083
It just sort of happened.

602
00:25:03,117 --> 00:25:04,802
Why do you do things like that?

603
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:08,305
Because I'm an idiot, obviously.

604
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,758
No, you're not allowed to
feel sorry for yourself,

605
00:25:10,792 --> 00:25:12,760
not right now.

606
00:25:12,794 --> 00:25:14,595
You need to talk to me.

607
00:25:14,629 --> 00:25:17,648
You need to tell me why
you do the things you do

608
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:20,818
when you know that people
can get seriously hurt,

609
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,436
myself included.

610
00:25:22,470 --> 00:25:26,824
God damn it, I hate it
when you're mad at me.

611
00:25:26,858 --> 00:25:28,275
I'm not mad at you.

612
00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:30,778
You wouldn't get mad at a big, dumb dog

613
00:25:30,812 --> 00:25:32,529
for shitting on the rug, would you?

614
00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:34,248
I would, but I'm a harsh taskmaster.

615
00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:35,416
That's just me.

616
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:37,284
What do you want me
to take away from this,

617
00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:38,419
from how you treat women?

618
00:25:38,453 --> 00:25:39,620
Oh, Jesus.

619
00:25:39,654 --> 00:25:42,339
Is that all they are
to you, walking vaginas?

620
00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:51,265
There's no excuse for my behavior.

621
00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:54,718
There's no defense if somebody
got hurt, especially you.

622
00:25:54,769 --> 00:25:56,603
But I need you to
know that I started out

623
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,004
with the best of intentions.

624
00:25:58,022 --> 00:26:02,393
I guess I just wanted
them all to see it,

625
00:26:02,444 --> 00:26:05,946
the thing that makes them special.

626
00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:07,948
I guess that's all anybody
wants is to be seen,

627
00:26:07,982 --> 00:26:11,351
to be recognized.

628
00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:12,703
Then the lines get blurry,

629
00:26:12,737 --> 00:26:18,075
and the fact that your mom and
I are in such a weird place.

630
00:26:18,126 --> 00:26:22,212
Yeah. Hence, the big stinking mess.

631
00:26:24,382 --> 00:26:26,834
But I'm sorry if I
let you down, sweetie,

632
00:26:26,868 --> 00:26:29,553
and I don't know how much more

633
00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:30,971
I'm gonna be able to say I'm sorry

634
00:26:31,005 --> 00:26:34,541
before it doesn't mean anything anymore.

635
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:38,429
I don't know, either.

636
00:26:38,480 --> 00:26:41,047
But I have this funny
feeling we're gonna find out.

637
00:26:50,057 --> 00:26:52,192
Hey, honey.

638
00:26:52,226 --> 00:26:55,729
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
she's, uh, at school...

639
00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:58,415
receiving her education.

640
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:00,000
Mm-Hmm. Yeah, I'm gonna pick her up

641
00:27:00,034 --> 00:27:03,454
and take her to get some ice cream,

642
00:27:03,505 --> 00:27:05,672
shoot the shit, bridge the gap,

643
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,342
just like old times. Mm-Hmm. Yeah.

644
00:27:11,262 --> 00:27:13,597
Well, I love you, too.

645
00:27:13,631 --> 00:27:17,351
Skype you later? All right.

646
00:27:21,422 --> 00:27:25,392
Where are my fucking clothes?

647
00:27:30,571 --> 00:27:38,652
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