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- previously
on californication...
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- my dirty little whore
of a nose
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Is sorry
that she let you down.
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I wanna fix this, charlie.
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- [chortling]
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Come on, say it, baby,
say it.
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- i'm getting fucked
by rick springfield.
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- do you want to, um,
go up to my room
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And listen to some records?
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- only if they're mine.
- church.
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- you're my student.
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- not anymore, i'm not.
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- i offered myself to you,
and you weren't interested.
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If only i could have just had
one little nibble.
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Oh!
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- i'm in love with you,
hank moody.
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- whoa!
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- were you sleeping
with your t.a.
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The whole time
you were sleeping with me?
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- what?
your dad's fucking my mom!
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- so what, you're saying
we just pack up and leave l.a.?
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The three of us move back
to new york, together?
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- yeah. end of the semester.
whatever.
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[unflattering squeaky noises]
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- oh, hey!
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Go ahead.
you've earned the right.
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Can't deny this privilege.
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[chair making squelching noises]
fire my ass.
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- oh, i'm not planning
to fire you.
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- come again?
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- unfortunately, not a single
one of the ladies
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That you so egregiously fouled
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Has agreed to stand up and press
formal charges against you.
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And without that,
the matter ends here.
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You win, hank moody.
i admit defeat.
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Not even my wife will say
a bad word about you.
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Or should i say ex-wife?
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Just this morning, she requested
i vacate the premises.
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- oh, no, she didn't!
- oh, yes, she did.
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- no, you can't--you can't kick
the dean out of the deanery.
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That shit is wrong.
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You've gotta get
that woman back.
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I can help you.
what do you want me to do?
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Just ask me.
ask me--what can i do?
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- okay, i've got a question
for you.
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You--
- no, not now.
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Hold on, i got a call.
[cell phone ringing]
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Oh. m. flower.
i don't recognize that number.
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- m--
- i don't need to take it.
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- mayflower, moron.
mayflower school for girls.
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That call could be important!
- oh!
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[both cell phones ringing]
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- hank moody.
- stacy koons.
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- yes, i'll, uh--i'll hold
for principal green
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On a disciplinary matter.
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- i will also hold
for principal green.
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Oh, this is principal green.
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[whispering]
i'm handling it here.
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I got it.
uh-huh.
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I'm listening.
a fight? oh...
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A disagreement, you mean,
an argument.
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Oh, that kind of fight.
- [whispers] what kind of fight?
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- a physical confrontation.
hmm.
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[laughs] ah, yeah.
that's my girl.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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- i assure you that expulsion
is not a step we take lightly.
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- expulsion?
- hey, slow down, dean koons.
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It's not so much fun here
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On the other side
of the desk, is it?
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- yes, stacy,
let's just wait and see
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What principal green
has to say.
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- [whispers]
she's such a kiss-ass!
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- after all, she didn't
say that both girls--
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- oh, no, they're both
being expelled.
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We have a zero-tolerance policy
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On violence here
at the mayflower school.
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We've just never had
to apply it before,
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Since most of our young ladies
have been taught
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Not to resort
to physical violence
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As a means of expression.
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- mm-hmm. so...hey, let's
look at the bright side here.
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We're making history.
big ups for women's rights.
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- you know what?
this is wrong.
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There is just no way
that becca would hit anyone.
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- right. not without
being provoked.
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We're not a family
that takes shit lying down.
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- there, see, he just admitted
it was becca's fault.
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- i did not.
- did too.
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- i didn't. i didn't.
- did too. did.
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- principal green,
i'm sure that there's no need
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To take drastic action
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That might impact
the girls' academic future.
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Chelsea was clearly upset
yesterday
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Because her father
was moving out.
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I tried to explain to her
that it wasn't hank's fault.
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- what?
what's she talking about?
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- i don't know.
she has that accent...
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- i'm so sorry.
- hank's fault?
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- you didn't tell her.
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- tell me what?
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- becca's father and i had
a slight, well, indiscretion
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That may have contributed--
indirectly, though--
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To the girls' little kafuffle.
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- she's kidding, right?
you have got to be kidding me.
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- he fucks my wife,
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I somehow ended up sleeping
at the faculty club.
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- oh, stacy, you're making this
worse than it has to be.
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- i don't think so.
- karen...
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- you! you...[snaps]
you say one word to me,
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And i will show you where becca
learned to throw down.
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- [humming]
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Hey, there, minnie mouse.
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Whoa! shouldn't you be
dressed and ready for action?
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I mean waxin'.
action waxin'.
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Ha ha. you get it?
it rhymes.
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Action waxin'.
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- bite me.
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- [teasing] still no call
from rick springfield.
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- you don't have to sound
so chipper about it.
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The man's been in tahoe
for the past three days.
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- i know, i know.
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- that was a huge show for him.
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He's probably
just decompressing right now.
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- sure, sure.
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Or maybe...
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He's trying to tell you
something.
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You know, this could be
a blessing in disguise, really.
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- he'll call.
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- maybe.
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Or...maybe not.
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You know,
maybe rick springfield
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Not calling you
for three days
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Is his way of saying that
he doesn't see the real you,
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That he doesn't, uh, value
your essential
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Woman-ness and so forth.
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- oh, my god, would you please
mind your own business, runkle?
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- hey, rick springfield
is my business.
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He's my client,
for christ sakes.
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You know, i'll tell you
something, marce.
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I have seen some things, okay,
up close and personal,
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Some strangely
fucked-up shit, huh?
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That guy...he's not
the biggest friend to women.
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- [scoffs] oh...
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And you're frigging
bella abzug over here.
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- far from it.
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- no, i totally get it--
i'm dating my dream crush...
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Hitting my peak sexually,
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This close to selling
this frigid box of a house,
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And moving on
with my life,
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And you just don't want me
to be happy, charlie.
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- of course i want you
to be happy, marcy.
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God, i mean, look,
we're talking here, okay?
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I miss this.
i miss us.
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Do you know how long it's been
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Since i've heard you say
those three little words?
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- eat my clam?
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- eat my clam--
no, no, not eat my clam.
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I love you.
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I don't mean to get
a bee in my bonnet, babe.
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I just--i don't wanna
see you waste your life
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Waiting for a phone call
that might never come.
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- oh, it's coming, fool.
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And by the way,
my gay uncle called.
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He wants his expressions back.
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- guess it's homeschooling
after all.
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- well, you better hope
that he remembers his algebra,
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Because you definitely
won't be going
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To a new york private school
after this.
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- well, obviously,
she was provoked.
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- yes. she called you
a home wrecker...
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Which you are.
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Yet somehow that didn't stop me
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From shoving her
into the vending machine.
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Then the hitting began.
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Satisfied?
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- hank, i asked you
to do one thing.
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Look after becca.
how hard is that?
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- hard.
real hard.
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I understand that now.
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- well, it couldn't have
been that hard, could it?
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- what's that supposed to mean?
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- you know what that means.
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- you're mad about felicia?
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- no. i would not give you
the satisfaction
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Of being mad about felicia.
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- i don't know how satisfying
that would be.
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- you know what? while i'm
working my ass off in new york,
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You start
some kind of relationship
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With the most annoying
woman on the planet,
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Who also happens to be the
mother of becca's best friend
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And your boss!
what is--[groans]
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- it's not a relationship,
karen, far from it.
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You know that.
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She was just looking
to sleep with someone--
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Anyone--
get her groove back,
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Get back at the dean,
and i-i didn't want to.
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I thought it was a bad idea.
you know, it seemed wrong to me.
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We don't like to get involved
in other people's marital woes,
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'cause we've been there.
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That's some sad,
messed-up shit,
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And i wanted to keep us
out of it.
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- oh, you did a really good job
of not getting involved, hank.
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- well, i did, at first.
i refused.
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But then she was gonna call in
her chip with this other dude,
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This mr. zipless fuck,
a real cheeseball--
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- you know what?
out.
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- what? what?
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- i don't want to hear
about felicia and her...
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Midlife crisis, okay?
- okay.
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- do you have any idea how
fucking infuriating you are?
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- yes. yes, i do.
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I'm just trying to fill you in
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On what happened
while you were away.
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- leave now, okay?
i need--i need peace, hank.
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You must have something to do,
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I-i mean some...
papers to grade,
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Some fucking marijuana
to smoke,
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Hey, some students to fuck.
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- what? so--so you'd be
totally fine if i, uh...
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- uhh!
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[rick springfield singing]
- ? my life has just begun ?
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? now i understand
the greater plan ?
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? my precious little one ?
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[end chords]
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[click]
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- ohh. pipes
of a fucking angel.
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You know,
i gotta take this down
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And play it for
the girls at the orphanage.
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- right on.
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Hey, i'm doing
a children's charity concert
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At, uh, the grove
thursday night.
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Yeah, half the proceeds
go to, uh, juvenile diabetes.
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- what?
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- um, i'm speechless.
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Girls at the orphanage?
juvenile diabetes?
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Who are you two,
and what have you done
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With the nymphomaniacal
sociopaths
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I've grown to love and loathe?
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- sorry to burst
your bubble, runkle.
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I'm a complicated beast.
- me too.
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00:10:09,002 --> 00:10:10,502
Plus, you know, charity events
are like ground zero
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For single pussy.
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- and he's back.
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00:10:13,056 --> 00:10:14,673
- hey, you should have
seen me in tahoe.
245
00:10:14,691 --> 00:10:16,692
Two nights, six chicks--
no rubbers.
246
00:10:16,727 --> 00:10:19,695
- bravo, rick.
bravo.
247
00:10:19,730 --> 00:10:22,514
Safety first, i always say,
of course.
248
00:10:22,532 --> 00:10:23,983
But [clears throat]
then again,
249
00:10:24,017 --> 00:10:25,818
I'm not the one
who's currently having
250
00:10:25,852 --> 00:10:28,487
Intimate relations
with my wife.
251
00:10:28,572 --> 00:10:31,040
- oh, can it, runkle.
life's messy.
252
00:10:31,074 --> 00:10:32,691
- you better clean up
your game, gonzo--
253
00:10:32,709 --> 00:10:34,577
The womanizing, the boozing.
254
00:10:34,628 --> 00:10:37,196
If you won't do it for marcy,
at least do it for your career.
255
00:10:37,214 --> 00:10:40,366
We have landed you the comeback
vehicle of a lifetime.
256
00:10:40,384 --> 00:10:42,501
Please don't fuck it up.
257
00:10:42,535 --> 00:10:44,136
- hey, please don't use
the "c" word, all right?
258
00:10:44,171 --> 00:10:46,038
I'm not coming back
from anything.
259
00:10:46,056 --> 00:10:48,758
That reminds me--
i need some blow.
260
00:10:50,677 --> 00:10:52,395
- sorry?
261
00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:54,230
- dude, you heard me.
262
00:10:54,264 --> 00:10:55,898
Some blow, some yay,
some white girl,
263
00:10:55,933 --> 00:10:57,216
Some powder, some cake.
264
00:10:57,234 --> 00:10:58,684
I start filming tomorrow.
265
00:10:58,718 --> 00:11:00,736
It's my last chance
to get fucked out of my mind.
266
00:11:00,771 --> 00:11:02,688
- all due respect,
'80s rock star,
267
00:11:02,722 --> 00:11:05,441
I think you'd have a better
line on cocaine than i would.
268
00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:06,409
- so?
[laughs]
269
00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:07,726
- so why are you asking me
270
00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:10,112
To procure you drugs
like i'm your assistant?
271
00:11:10,163 --> 00:11:13,065
- gee, uh, let me see.
because i fucking can.
272
00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:15,901
- i don't think
i like your tone, bud,
273
00:11:15,919 --> 00:11:17,954
Not one little bit.
274
00:11:18,005 --> 00:11:21,573
- 9:00 p.m.,
my trailer on set.
275
00:11:21,541 --> 00:11:24,076
Okay?
276
00:11:27,514 --> 00:11:30,582
- [scoffs]
- aw, christ, runkle.
277
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,750
Sack up!
278
00:11:31,768 --> 00:11:33,436
If a client asks you
279
00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:36,222
To dress up like a french maid
and rim his shit-hole,
280
00:11:36,256 --> 00:11:38,808
You comply,
with bells on, huh?
281
00:11:38,859 --> 00:11:41,444
I would hook him up myself,
but my guy's in thailand--
282
00:11:41,478 --> 00:11:44,897
Just some sex tourism,
something like that, anyway.
283
00:11:44,931 --> 00:11:46,532
So this one's on you.
284
00:11:46,566 --> 00:11:47,650
Oh. almost forgot.
285
00:11:47,701 --> 00:11:49,285
Here.
286
00:11:49,319 --> 00:11:51,404
Annual bonus.
287
00:11:51,438 --> 00:11:53,990
Don't spend it all
in one place, ladyboy.
288
00:12:00,613 --> 00:12:02,048
- this does seem mighty small.
289
00:12:02,082 --> 00:12:03,749
I think i got
a bigger bonus check
290
00:12:03,783 --> 00:12:05,384
When i worked
at blockbuster in '91.
291
00:12:05,419 --> 00:12:07,336
- wait, wait.
be kind, rewind.
292
00:12:07,421 --> 00:12:08,804
Hank moody
worked at blockbuster?
293
00:12:08,839 --> 00:12:11,457
- yeah. yeah, i had the khakis,
the tucked-in polo.
294
00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:12,958
[laughs]
the whole thing.
295
00:12:12,976 --> 00:12:14,927
I used to splice porn
into the disney films.
296
00:12:14,961 --> 00:12:16,962
- of course you did.
297
00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,564
- but back to you.
298
00:12:18,598 --> 00:12:21,317
How does this all
make you feel...
299
00:12:21,351 --> 00:12:23,853
Emotionally?
300
00:12:23,904 --> 00:12:25,104
- wow.
301
00:12:25,138 --> 00:12:28,074
Well...
[sighs]
302
00:12:28,108 --> 00:12:29,975
Between my sad little
bonus check
303
00:12:29,993 --> 00:12:32,111
And my new position
as rick springfield's
304
00:12:32,145 --> 00:12:33,645
Drug dealer/pimp,
305
00:12:33,663 --> 00:12:37,950
I would have to say
i feel like shit emotionally.
306
00:12:37,984 --> 00:12:40,986
- enough! i've grown tired
of your jibber-jabber, runkle.
307
00:12:41,004 --> 00:12:42,955
My turn.
let's switch it up.
308
00:12:48,295 --> 00:12:49,345
Ohh...
309
00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:51,714
Becca got expelled.
310
00:12:51,765 --> 00:12:54,383
She went all leon spinks
on her bff.
311
00:12:54,468 --> 00:12:55,718
- really?
312
00:12:55,769 --> 00:12:58,854
Is it creepy that i find that
mildly arousing?
313
00:12:58,889 --> 00:13:01,891
- yes.
- continue.
314
00:13:01,808 --> 00:13:03,943
- karen is livid,
as well she should be.
315
00:13:03,977 --> 00:13:06,178
I honestly don't know
how it all got so out of hand.
316
00:13:06,196 --> 00:13:08,064
Chelsea and becca
were thick as thieves,
317
00:13:08,115 --> 00:13:09,615
Once upon a time,
like you and me.
318
00:13:09,649 --> 00:13:11,734
The dean's been kicked
out of the deanery.
319
00:13:11,785 --> 00:13:13,352
Felicia did that,
and that ain't right.
320
00:13:13,370 --> 00:13:14,520
And i should be happy.
321
00:13:14,538 --> 00:13:16,021
I know i should,
322
00:13:16,039 --> 00:13:18,874
Because we're all packing up
and moving to new york soon.
323
00:13:18,909 --> 00:13:21,327
[charlie sobbing]
324
00:13:23,196 --> 00:13:24,830
Are you weeping?
325
00:13:24,864 --> 00:13:26,966
- [continues sobbing]
- [chuckles]
326
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,034
- i need cocaine!
327
00:13:29,052 --> 00:13:31,837
[sobbing]
328
00:13:31,871 --> 00:13:33,923
- and this concerns me how?
- i don't know!
329
00:13:33,974 --> 00:13:35,007
- mm.
330
00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:37,376
- i just--i might get fired!
331
00:13:37,394 --> 00:13:39,395
Collini doesn't give
a shit about me.
332
00:13:39,429 --> 00:13:41,213
Marcy--marcy,
she's a fucking stranger.
333
00:13:41,231 --> 00:13:44,600
[whining]
no one takes care of me!
334
00:13:44,651 --> 00:13:46,185
And now you,
you're leaving me too.
335
00:13:46,269 --> 00:13:48,487
You're moving back
to new york.
336
00:13:48,522 --> 00:13:53,492
[sobbing]
337
00:13:53,527 --> 00:13:55,995
- come here.
338
00:13:56,029 --> 00:13:58,914
- [continues sobbing]
339
00:13:58,949 --> 00:14:00,833
[knock on door]
- big boy.
340
00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:02,535
- uh, sorry.
341
00:14:02,569 --> 00:14:06,505
Am i interrupting something,
professor moody?
342
00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,791
- nah. just a complete
psychological breakdown.
343
00:14:08,842 --> 00:14:10,292
- i'm just picking up
my essay.
344
00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:11,910
Jill said she graded them.
345
00:14:11,928 --> 00:14:14,847
- rock on.
- oh.
346
00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:17,183
[charlie gulps, stops crying]
347
00:14:17,217 --> 00:14:19,918
- oh, and you should hit up
dave edelstein.
348
00:14:19,936 --> 00:14:21,587
Kind of a douche,
349
00:14:21,605 --> 00:14:24,890
But his coke
is the fucking truth.
350
00:14:28,761 --> 00:14:31,430
What?
it's a great study aid.
351
00:14:31,615 --> 00:14:34,033
Plus, it suppresses
my gag reflex.
352
00:14:34,067 --> 00:14:37,102
Good for...you know.
353
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:41,707
- noted.
and dismissed.
354
00:14:41,741 --> 00:14:44,326
Shotgun?
355
00:14:49,249 --> 00:14:52,117
- they're not gonna
hear that.
356
00:14:52,135 --> 00:14:54,286
- an unreliable drug dealer,
the fucking gall.
357
00:14:54,254 --> 00:14:56,005
- all right, well.
we tried, right?
358
00:14:56,056 --> 00:14:57,456
I gave it a shot.
- that's you trying?
359
00:14:57,474 --> 00:14:58,624
- what?
360
00:14:58,642 --> 00:15:00,626
- no wonder my last book
didn't sell.
361
00:15:00,644 --> 00:15:02,344
- aeeeii!
- cheese it, the cops.
362
00:15:02,395 --> 00:15:03,979
[charlie making nonsense sounds]
363
00:15:05,148 --> 00:15:07,266
- oh! unlocked.
364
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:10,436
Go, go!
365
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,994
[object clatters]
- come on.
366
00:15:25,985 --> 00:15:27,086
- ha ha!
367
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,338
[laughs] bleah!
368
00:15:29,372 --> 00:15:32,124
- ooh, a fleshlight--
stealthy, secure.
369
00:15:32,158 --> 00:15:34,176
I hate to say it,
but it's highly likely.
370
00:15:34,211 --> 00:15:37,963
Maybe in the labia.
vas definitely.
371
00:15:37,997 --> 00:15:40,266
I would, uh, check it out.
- oh, shit!
372
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:43,602
- looks a little like you.
check it.
373
00:15:43,637 --> 00:15:45,354
Go deep.
dig in.
374
00:15:45,388 --> 00:15:47,339
Get in there.
375
00:15:47,357 --> 00:15:49,275
[squelching sounds]
376
00:15:49,309 --> 00:15:52,177
Oh, charlie.
[both laughing]
377
00:15:52,195 --> 00:15:54,613
- ah! goddamn it.
it's sticky inside.
378
00:15:54,648 --> 00:15:56,148
What are you laughing at?
379
00:15:56,182 --> 00:15:58,367
- 'cause i know where it is,
numb nuts.
380
00:15:58,401 --> 00:15:59,618
Go.
381
00:15:59,653 --> 00:16:01,853
- fucking hell.
382
00:16:01,871 --> 00:16:04,206
Oh, you have got
to be kidding me.
383
00:16:04,241 --> 00:16:05,624
[snake hissing]
384
00:16:05,659 --> 00:16:07,192
- go ahead.
i had a few when i was a kid.
385
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,662
They're--they're like
sweethearts with scales.
386
00:16:11,197 --> 00:16:13,132
Just do it.
- [funny voice] what is dis?
387
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:17,303
Okay. you're not such
a bad boy, really, are you?
388
00:16:17,337 --> 00:16:19,471
No...
389
00:16:19,506 --> 00:16:21,390
You're a good little boy.
390
00:16:21,424 --> 00:16:23,726
That's a good boy.
391
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,094
- [exhales sharply]
392
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:28,347
- ow! fuck! ah! god!
- runkle, shit!
393
00:16:28,381 --> 00:16:29,565
What the fuck, runkle?
394
00:16:29,599 --> 00:16:31,150
- that fucking thing
fed upon me!
395
00:16:31,184 --> 00:16:33,819
That fucking goddamn monster
fucking ate my flesh.
396
00:16:33,853 --> 00:16:35,988
Oh, shit. jesus christ,
what if it's poisonous?
397
00:16:36,022 --> 00:16:38,073
I think i-i feel
my heart slowing down.
398
00:16:38,108 --> 00:16:40,442
- oh, my god, i think something
weird is happening.
399
00:16:40,493 --> 00:16:41,660
- is there?
400
00:16:41,695 --> 00:16:43,395
- you're becoming
an even bigger pussy!
401
00:16:43,413 --> 00:16:44,997
It's a garter snake.
it's an overgrown earthworm.
402
00:16:45,031 --> 00:16:45,998
You're fine.
403
00:16:46,032 --> 00:16:47,199
[knocking]
- excuse me.
404
00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:49,001
I.d.s. now.
405
00:16:49,035 --> 00:16:51,170
- oh, well, actually, we're
just--we're just visiting.
406
00:16:51,204 --> 00:16:54,089
- yeah? who you visiting?
- his, uh--his, uh, cousin.
407
00:16:54,124 --> 00:16:55,507
- yeah.
- lover. his nephew.
408
00:16:55,542 --> 00:16:57,242
David edelstein.
409
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:59,578
[laughing]
david edelstein.
410
00:16:59,596 --> 00:17:01,930
Runkle. runkle.
411
00:17:05,719 --> 00:17:07,252
Run, runkle!
[guard grunting]
412
00:17:07,270 --> 00:17:09,254
Oh, i'm sorry.
413
00:17:09,272 --> 00:17:11,757
Jeez. okay.
sorry. sorry.
414
00:17:13,727 --> 00:17:15,394
Oh, sorry, sorry.
415
00:17:18,765 --> 00:17:21,700
[both grunting]
416
00:17:21,735 --> 00:17:22,701
Oh! [thud]
417
00:17:22,736 --> 00:17:23,902
That's my left ball!
[thud]
418
00:17:23,936 --> 00:17:25,204
That's my right ball.
419
00:17:25,238 --> 00:17:27,206
[thud]
no! not the glans!
420
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,242
Runkle, save yourself.
run!
421
00:17:30,276 --> 00:17:32,578
Easy on the cuffs there,
bad lieutenant.
422
00:17:32,612 --> 00:17:34,963
You're making a big mistake.
- save it for the cops.
423
00:17:34,998 --> 00:17:36,749
- you know,
i'm very tight with the dean.
424
00:17:36,783 --> 00:17:38,584
He will not be pleased
when he hears about this.
425
00:17:38,618 --> 00:17:40,586
- you're friends with the dean?
- i fucked his wife.
426
00:17:40,620 --> 00:17:41,587
[grunts]
oh!
427
00:17:43,306 --> 00:17:45,557
- what, no dinner?
428
00:17:45,592 --> 00:17:48,510
- oh. i didn't think
you'd be hungry.
429
00:17:48,561 --> 00:17:50,312
- i'm not.
430
00:17:50,347 --> 00:17:53,232
- no, me neither.
431
00:17:53,266 --> 00:17:55,818
Hey!
would you look at that?
432
00:17:55,852 --> 00:17:57,903
We have something in common.
433
00:17:57,937 --> 00:18:00,606
- that, and we're both
pissed at him.
434
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:01,857
- i'm not pissed at him,
435
00:18:01,908 --> 00:18:03,776
Because it would not be
appropriate for me to be--
436
00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:05,110
- mother.
437
00:18:05,144 --> 00:18:06,328
- daughter.
438
00:18:06,413 --> 00:18:08,414
- i just wanna know
what the fuck is going on
439
00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:09,648
With my own life.
440
00:18:09,666 --> 00:18:11,917
- yep.
that seems reasonable.
441
00:18:11,951 --> 00:18:13,869
- basic, simple things.
442
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,620
Where am i going to school?
443
00:18:15,672 --> 00:18:19,124
Is he living with us?
is he not living with us?
444
00:18:19,158 --> 00:18:21,460
Is someone
in charge here, anyone?
445
00:18:21,494 --> 00:18:24,213
Or are we just going on
in this fucked-up limbo
446
00:18:24,264 --> 00:18:25,664
Forever and ever?
447
00:18:25,682 --> 00:18:28,467
- sweetie, i know, i know
it doesn't make any sense.
448
00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:31,637
- you can't sweetie me.
i'm not six years old anymore.
449
00:18:31,671 --> 00:18:34,473
I need real answers.
- i know.
450
00:18:34,507 --> 00:18:36,308
You're right, i'm sorry.
i--
451
00:18:36,342 --> 00:18:38,610
And i know
that's nowhere near enough.
452
00:18:38,645 --> 00:18:39,978
I...
453
00:18:40,012 --> 00:18:42,364
You see, i had a plan.
454
00:18:42,399 --> 00:18:45,016
I did.
455
00:18:45,034 --> 00:18:47,786
But it just didn't work out
the way i thought it would.
456
00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:51,623
- oh, you thought he'd do
a good job of being in charge?
457
00:18:51,658 --> 00:18:53,191
- right.
458
00:18:55,795 --> 00:18:57,963
I have an idea.
let's get outta here.
459
00:18:57,997 --> 00:18:59,581
We've been cooped up
all day long.
460
00:18:59,632 --> 00:19:00,999
We need fresh air.
461
00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:02,718
- whatever.
462
00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:05,504
- that was kind of a yes,
wasn't it?
463
00:19:05,538 --> 00:19:08,724
Come with me.
464
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:11,727
[springfield's love is all right
tonight plays, muffled]
465
00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:13,729
[indistinct chatter]
466
00:19:13,763 --> 00:19:21,770
? ?
467
00:19:44,711 --> 00:19:46,578
- hey, man.
468
00:19:46,596 --> 00:19:49,548
- you...you're really
hanging out down there, rick.
469
00:19:49,582 --> 00:19:53,602
- yeah. i like to free-ball
with my eight ball.
470
00:19:53,636 --> 00:19:55,771
- evidently.
471
00:19:55,805 --> 00:19:58,140
? ?
472
00:19:58,191 --> 00:20:02,561
Jesus.
- ? love is all right ?
473
00:20:02,595 --> 00:20:04,279
Okay.
look, rick.
474
00:20:04,314 --> 00:20:06,899
Before i, uh, hand over
the goods,
475
00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:08,266
I just--i really feel like
476
00:20:08,284 --> 00:20:09,935
I need to get something
off my chest.
477
00:20:09,953 --> 00:20:11,269
- all right, charlie.
it's okay.
478
00:20:11,287 --> 00:20:14,439
I-i was out of line today.
i'm sorry.
479
00:20:14,457 --> 00:20:16,542
I mean, you're my agent.
you're not my errand boy.
480
00:20:16,576 --> 00:20:20,295
- wow!
i'm--i'm surprised.
481
00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:23,081
Well, okay.
uh, thank you, rick.
482
00:20:23,115 --> 00:20:24,633
I appreciate that.
- okay. so?
483
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:27,669
Coca!
- absolutely.
484
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,588
I'm just--i'm very thirsty.
it was a long trip.
485
00:20:29,622 --> 00:20:33,475
I see you got a cooler.
i need some refreshment.
486
00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:37,729
- ? tonight i'm crawling out
from in it ?
487
00:20:37,764 --> 00:20:40,599
? ?
488
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:43,602
- where is she?
489
00:20:43,636 --> 00:20:46,471
Marcy, where are you?
i know you're in here, marcy.
490
00:20:48,107 --> 00:20:52,160
- uh-oh.
491
00:20:52,195 --> 00:20:53,946
- i don't know
what shocks me more...
492
00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:57,115
The fact that you've obviously
completely replaced me
493
00:20:57,149 --> 00:21:00,919
Or that you jeopardize
your sobriety for this fuckwit!
494
00:21:00,954 --> 00:21:03,822
- ohh!
this fuckwit...
495
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,657
Happens to be
one of the kindest,
496
00:21:05,675 --> 00:21:08,293
Gentlest lovers
i've ever known.
497
00:21:08,327 --> 00:21:10,879
- ha! yeah, i know a couple
of strippers out there
498
00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:12,998
Who might dispute
that assessment.
499
00:21:13,016 --> 00:21:16,635
- hey, watch it, runkle.
gimme my fucking blow!
500
00:21:16,669 --> 00:21:19,187
? love is ?
where is it?
501
00:21:19,222 --> 00:21:22,524
? all right tonight ?
502
00:21:22,559 --> 00:21:25,861
- ha ha ha ha ha!
503
00:21:25,895 --> 00:21:27,729
- oh, shit!
504
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:29,481
You looking
to get your ass fired?
505
00:21:29,515 --> 00:21:31,483
- that's not possible.
- really? why is that?
506
00:21:31,517 --> 00:21:32,951
- because i fire you first!
that's right.
507
00:21:32,986 --> 00:21:35,153
I don't care how much
business you bring in.
508
00:21:35,187 --> 00:21:37,956
You're an emotional fucking
albatross, rick springfield,
509
00:21:37,991 --> 00:21:39,124
And i'm through with you!
510
00:21:39,158 --> 00:21:40,742
- charlie, perspective.
511
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:44,529
You wanna go back to slinging
beemers in the valley?
512
00:21:49,752 --> 00:21:51,536
- maybe i got carried away.
513
00:21:51,554 --> 00:21:53,922
What i meant to say is...
- ha ha ha ha.
514
00:21:53,973 --> 00:21:57,009
No, no, no, no.
it's too late, fucker.
515
00:21:57,043 --> 00:21:58,310
You're dead to me.
516
00:21:58,344 --> 00:21:59,928
And you can tell
that old cooze collini
517
00:21:59,979 --> 00:22:01,563
That the whole
harry greenberg agency
518
00:22:01,598 --> 00:22:03,214
Is fuckin' dead to me too.
519
00:22:03,232 --> 00:22:04,933
Fuck you!
520
00:22:04,984 --> 00:22:08,219
And--and fuck your z3
and fuck your dumb bald head
521
00:22:08,237 --> 00:22:10,739
And your small, shitty life!
522
00:22:10,773 --> 00:22:13,191
Now, gimme my blow
and get the fuck outta here!
523
00:22:13,225 --> 00:22:14,610
- gladly.
524
00:22:14,661 --> 00:22:17,029
- oh! ah!
525
00:22:17,063 --> 00:22:19,164
Shit!
what the fuck?
526
00:22:19,198 --> 00:22:21,750
? love is all right ?
527
00:22:21,784 --> 00:22:23,735
- like your dream crush
now, marcy?
528
00:22:23,753 --> 00:22:25,037
- damn it!
529
00:22:25,071 --> 00:22:27,906
- it's like watching
a figure skater fall.
530
00:22:27,924 --> 00:22:30,742
- come on, baby, let's go.
we're getting out of here.
531
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:34,579
? ?
532
00:22:34,597 --> 00:22:36,431
[soundless laughter]
533
00:22:36,466 --> 00:22:39,301
[rick muttering under breath]
534
00:22:44,590 --> 00:22:47,776
- incoming, boom, boom.
535
00:22:47,810 --> 00:22:51,113
Boom!
and the little bird said...
536
00:22:51,147 --> 00:22:52,864
- dad!
537
00:22:52,899 --> 00:22:54,533
- oh! oh, yes.
538
00:22:54,567 --> 00:22:56,568
- i thought you hated chelsea.
539
00:22:56,602 --> 00:22:58,937
- well, since when
did you care what i think?
540
00:22:58,955 --> 00:23:02,273
Anyway, the point is to say
what you wanted to say.
541
00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:04,743
Come on.
542
00:23:04,777 --> 00:23:06,745
[knocking]
543
00:23:06,779 --> 00:23:08,296
Knock, knock.
544
00:23:08,331 --> 00:23:10,782
Don't be afraid.
we come in peace.
545
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,718
- hello!
chelsea!
546
00:23:12,752 --> 00:23:15,554
Look who's here!
come on in.
547
00:23:15,588 --> 00:23:16,922
- i see.
- thank you.
548
00:23:16,956 --> 00:23:19,057
- i'm just not sure
i give a shit.
549
00:23:19,092 --> 00:23:20,892
- i guess that's what passes
for a welcome
550
00:23:20,927 --> 00:23:22,460
Around here these days.
551
00:23:22,645 --> 00:23:25,097
- i just came to say
i'm sorry
552
00:23:25,131 --> 00:23:27,632
For punching you in the face.
553
00:23:27,650 --> 00:23:29,818
And calling you
a stupid twat.
554
00:23:29,852 --> 00:23:33,572
I was highly emotional.
- aw, look at that.
555
00:23:33,606 --> 00:23:36,808
rapprochement-- it's my
favorite part of any war.
556
00:23:36,826 --> 00:23:39,911
Why don't you and becca
go up to your room?
557
00:23:39,946 --> 00:23:42,447
- it's not necessary,
okay, dad?
558
00:23:42,481 --> 00:23:44,249
- i'll finish dinner.
- it's fine.
559
00:23:44,283 --> 00:23:46,251
Now, if you two don't mind,
560
00:23:46,285 --> 00:23:49,504
I'm enjoying some quality time
with my dad...
561
00:23:49,539 --> 00:23:52,290
Before he checks
into the heartbreak hotel.
562
00:23:52,324 --> 00:23:55,260
- we know.
we've been there already.
563
00:23:55,294 --> 00:23:57,495
- oh, come on, now, you don't
have to make it sound so dour.
564
00:23:57,513 --> 00:24:00,265
- well, that's a nice try,
but you want my opinion?
565
00:24:00,299 --> 00:24:02,100
It's so much better
not to lie to them,
566
00:24:02,135 --> 00:24:04,803
Because they kinda know
when things are shitty.
567
00:24:04,837 --> 00:24:06,938
- i-i don't know
that things are all that--
568
00:24:06,973 --> 00:24:09,641
- they're shitty, dad.
face it.
569
00:24:09,675 --> 00:24:11,676
All thanks to you know who.
570
00:24:11,694 --> 00:24:15,480
- look, it'd be nice if we could
blame hank for all of this,
571
00:24:15,531 --> 00:24:17,015
But the fact of the matter is,
572
00:24:17,033 --> 00:24:18,700
It's just--
it's more complicated than that.
573
00:24:18,735 --> 00:24:21,536
- i'm not talking about hank.
i'm talking about mom.
574
00:24:21,571 --> 00:24:24,623
She's making a complete ass
of herself.
575
00:24:24,657 --> 00:24:26,458
- well, that's true.
- [mouthing words]
576
00:24:26,492 --> 00:24:27,542
- i'm going to my room.
577
00:24:27,577 --> 00:24:29,360
That's where i'll be, in case,
578
00:24:29,378 --> 00:24:33,081
I don't know, you want to
apologize further or something.
579
00:24:35,084 --> 00:24:37,135
- [whispering] you know,
i'm sure she doesn't mean it.
580
00:24:37,170 --> 00:24:39,554
Go on.
take a shot.
581
00:24:41,174 --> 00:24:43,391
- you'll be okay.
582
00:24:51,184 --> 00:24:53,068
You know how we could
really get back
583
00:24:53,102 --> 00:24:56,738
At those significant others
of ours, the two of us?
584
00:24:56,739 --> 00:24:58,523
If we made love...
585
00:24:58,557 --> 00:25:01,526
That would really
piss 'em off.
586
00:25:01,577 --> 00:25:03,394
Huh?
- oh, wow.
587
00:25:03,412 --> 00:25:05,197
Becca!
- too soon?
588
00:25:05,231 --> 00:25:07,365
You're right.
it's too soon.
589
00:25:07,283 --> 00:25:09,067
My heart needs to heal.
590
00:25:09,085 --> 00:25:11,753
Hell, i'm not even sure
the little dean is up to it,
591
00:25:11,788 --> 00:25:13,338
You know.
592
00:25:13,372 --> 00:25:16,925
How 'bout a glass of wine?
- sold.
593
00:25:16,959 --> 00:25:19,410
- free at last!
594
00:25:19,428 --> 00:25:21,263
You know, the air,
it just smells better
595
00:25:21,264 --> 00:25:22,714
After you've been
in the big house.
596
00:25:22,748 --> 00:25:24,266
Thanks for doing this,
by the way.
597
00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:25,550
I can't believe you didn't have
598
00:25:25,584 --> 00:25:27,435
Anything better to do
with your evening.
599
00:25:27,470 --> 00:25:29,888
- couldn't very well let you
rot in there, could i?
600
00:25:29,922 --> 00:25:31,439
- well, it's been done.
601
00:25:31,474 --> 00:25:33,475
- well, i'm the one who made
the brilliant mistake
602
00:25:33,526 --> 00:25:35,360
Of hiring you.
- yes, you did.
603
00:25:35,394 --> 00:25:37,262
- and i never give up
on my brilliant mistakes.
604
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,930
I see them through
to the bitter end.
605
00:25:38,948 --> 00:25:40,064
- is that where we are?
606
00:25:40,116 --> 00:25:41,616
Because i-i knew
i recognized the place.
607
00:25:41,651 --> 00:25:43,952
- i don't regret any of it,
you know,
608
00:25:43,986 --> 00:25:47,956
Despite the humiliation,
gossiping in the department,
609
00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:49,491
Or the end of my marriage.
610
00:25:49,542 --> 00:25:52,077
- shit. you gonna go through
with this divorce thing?
611
00:25:52,111 --> 00:25:54,079
- sure. it's a wonderful
feeling, you know,
612
00:25:54,113 --> 00:25:55,797
Once you realize
that it's all behind you--
613
00:25:55,832 --> 00:25:59,050
All that bitterness
and anguish and torment.
614
00:25:59,085 --> 00:26:00,552
- mm.
615
00:26:00,586 --> 00:26:02,587
I don't know, i, uh--
i've been there.
616
00:26:02,621 --> 00:26:04,622
I have.
but it wasn't like that for me.
617
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,174
It was more like having
618
00:26:06,225 --> 00:26:09,261
A giant hole
ripped in my universe.
619
00:26:09,295 --> 00:26:11,629
- yeah, but you never
actually let go, did you?
620
00:26:11,647 --> 00:26:13,464
It's the pain that holds
people together,
621
00:26:13,482 --> 00:26:15,350
The need to hurt one another.
622
00:26:15,401 --> 00:26:17,018
Once that's gone,
there's nothing left.
623
00:26:17,069 --> 00:26:18,687
Nothing worth saving, anyway.
624
00:26:18,738 --> 00:26:21,072
- i don't accept that.
where's the love, lady?
625
00:26:21,107 --> 00:26:23,525
- the love?
- yes. where it be located?
626
00:26:23,576 --> 00:26:25,360
To misquote
a '70s soul classic.
627
00:26:25,411 --> 00:26:27,612
Don't make me go roberta flack
on your ass.
628
00:26:27,646 --> 00:26:29,831
- that's love,
torturing each other?
629
00:26:29,866 --> 00:26:31,283
Half in, half out?
630
00:26:31,317 --> 00:26:33,318
- torture.
that sounds like love to me.
631
00:26:33,336 --> 00:26:35,086
- well, you go on
believing that if you like.
632
00:26:35,121 --> 00:26:37,589
- i like.
that shit's romantic.
633
00:26:37,623 --> 00:26:39,624
- i've had quite enough torture
for one lifetime.
634
00:26:39,658 --> 00:26:42,427
Ohh, enough
with doing the right thing.
635
00:26:42,461 --> 00:26:44,763
I never thought you'd be
one of those types, you know?
636
00:26:44,964 --> 00:26:46,381
The ones who suffer
in silence.
637
00:26:46,432 --> 00:26:48,884
- no, i'm not.
i-i suffer very loudly.
638
00:26:48,935 --> 00:26:50,685
You should try it sometime.
- [laughs]
639
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:52,003
No, thanks.
640
00:26:52,021 --> 00:26:53,889
From now on,
i'd just rather be happy.
641
00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:55,506
- so that's it?
642
00:26:55,524 --> 00:26:57,142
You discovered
the key to happiness
643
00:26:57,176 --> 00:26:58,676
In one short semester?
644
00:26:58,694 --> 00:27:02,063
- well, i did have
a little help.
645
00:27:02,114 --> 00:27:05,317
Thanks, professor.
646
00:27:05,351 --> 00:27:06,952
You know if you ever decide
647
00:27:06,986 --> 00:27:09,321
To rethink that philosophy
of yours,
648
00:27:09,355 --> 00:27:10,855
Let me know.
649
00:27:10,873 --> 00:27:12,857
I'll be around.
650
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:15,744
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651
00:27:15,795 --> 00:27:17,545
- ? catch a cannonball ?
652
00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:21,366
? gonna take me down the line ?
653
00:27:21,384 --> 00:27:23,418
? my bag is sinkin' low ?
654
00:27:23,469 --> 00:27:29,705
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