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previously
on californication...
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- this is not hank's fault?
excuse me.
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What does that mean?
- it's not my fault.
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- you didn't tell her.
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- tell me what?
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- becca's father and i
had a slight indiscretion.
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- she's got to be
kidding me, right?
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I don't want to hear about
felicia and her mid-life crisis.
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- fuck me, bone me,
stuff me.
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Take your pick.
- oh.
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- wait, who else
has he been fucking?
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You?
oh, gross.
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- can't believe
you slept with all of them.
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- you're a goddamn
girl-whisperer.
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- okay.
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- julian's a writer too.
- really.
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- he wrote
the artist within.
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Fucking genius.
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- why are you asking me
to procure you drugs
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Like i'm your assistant?
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- i'm dating my dream crush.
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Hitting my peak sexually.
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- just give me my blow,
and let's just call it a day.
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- no fucking way,
rick springfield.
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- you just don't want me
to be happy, charlie.
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- ha ha ha.
- [grunts]
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Shit.
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You're going to get
your ass fired?
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- if i fire you first.
- charlie.
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You want to go back to
slinging beamers in the valley?
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- all right,
maybe i got carried away.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[black sabbath's n.i.b.]
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- ? oh, yeah ?
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? some people say
my love cannot be true ?
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? please believe me, my love,
and i'll show you ?
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? i will give you those things
you thought unreal ?
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? the sun, the moon, the stars
all bear my seal ?
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[music stops]
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- like one glass
of that wine,
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But i don't like--
- hey.
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- hey.
- what's the dilly, yo?
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Where are you
fine young wenches
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Off to this evening?
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- oh, dinner, yeah.
- oh.
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Great, i could eat.
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You just
give me a second?
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I want to change my shirt.
these pits are barking.
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No, actually,
that's pretty good.
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Salty.
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Yeah, you girls
want some of this?
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Check it out?
keeps you regular.
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All right,
what are we thinking?
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- we're thinking that you
weren't exactly invited.
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- oh.
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[cell phone rings]
that shit is cold.
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- yeah, you know
marcy's in a funk
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About the whole
rick springfield of it all.
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So--
- hey, chels.
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- we were going to, you know,
take her out,
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Show her a good time.
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Lady stuff.
- i like the lady stuff.
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- i know you do.
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- i was kind of
looking forward to this
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As a little
family togetherness time.
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- oh, well,
maybe next time.
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- 'cause i thought
it might be good foreplay.
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- oh, um, family togetherness
equals foreplay how exactly?
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- well, it's been
quite some time
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Since we've lain together--
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- yeah. yeah.
- as man and woman.
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- and it's going to be--it's
going to be some time, hank.
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- really? can you--
- mm-hmm.
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- how many...
days, weeks, months?
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- well, when i close my eyes,
and i don't see you inside
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That annoying little simp
of a woman.
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- oh, that's gross.
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- then--then maybe
i'll be good to go.
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- why, why--
- i mean, roughly speaking.
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- why you got to
be like that?
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- was it good, hank?
the sex?
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- ah, come on.
- did she rock your world?
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Did she fuck
your brains out?
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- oh, stop, i was
performing a service, karen.
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When a plumber
works on pipes,
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He doesn't think about
the quality of the pipes.
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He just fixes
the shit out of them,
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And then he goes
the fuck home.
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And drinks to forget.
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All right, well,
you guys have a lovely evening.
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Say hi to the marce
for me.
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Tell her
to keep her chin up.
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I'll be fine here alone.
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Eating a pb&j
under a bare bulb.
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[upbeat music]
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? ?
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- ground control
to major dong.
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- not a good time, hank.
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- i'm getting a serious
relocation vibe, here.
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You moving
north of wilshire?
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- i got the ax, hank.
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Shit-canned.
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Charlie runkle is once again
an agent without an agency.
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- rick springfield ankled?
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- that's right.
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That he-man, woman-hating
salad-tosser is now in play.
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- buck up, chuck.
you've still got me.
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I'm bound to put pen to paper
one of these days.
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Hey, fuck you.
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- whoo-hoo.
- all right, runkle.
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Here are the rest of them.
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I trust you will be discreet,
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Especially with the ones
with my legs akimbo.
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- sure thing, sue.
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- ah, the writer
who doesn't write.
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I take it you're off
with jerry maguire, here.
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- oh, undoubtedly.
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Homies before hos,
you know?
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- ah, good.
well, it saved me a phone call.
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There's no heat on you.
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I mean, you're as cold
as a witch's cunny.
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- ouchie-wahwah.
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The lady's really got it
in for me this evening.
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- hey, hey, hey.
it's just business.
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- oh, yeah.
- you understand.
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- i get it.
- nothing personal.
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- nope.
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- now, runkle.
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Just because
we no longer have
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A professional
relationship
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Does not mean that you
cannot wine me, dine me,
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And stand-up 69 me
once in a while, huh?
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- dear god.
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- well, she's got a point.
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There's no reason
you should let
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A professional misstep
come between you
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And a quality 69.
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- so you fire me,
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But you still want me around
as some sort of boy toy?
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- how's sundays for you?
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- charlie runkle
is not a doormat.
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He's not some little puppy
that comes trotting back
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After being kicked
to the curb.
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- you go, girl.
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- suit yourself, stallion.
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You know,
we could have been
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Lifelong fuck buddies,
runkle.
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Leave your keys
with rhonda.
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Collini, out.
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- she's a sweet woman.
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Salt of the earth, really.
i'm going to miss her.
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- really?
- not really.
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Want to get
some gin and juice?
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- ooh, hoochie-mama.
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Think i'm going to
take me one of these.
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- bad boy.
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[upbeat music]
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? ?
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- two hamsters
in a fucking cage,
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Going round and round.
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When will we ever learn?
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- hey, i'm still working off
last year's sins.
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You're the one with
fresh blood on your hands.
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- no, i didn't commit
any crimes, though.
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That's the thing.
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Karen was
clear across the country.
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I thought
we had an understanding.
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We did.
- oh.
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- she did some things.
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Ugh.
clearly i did some things.
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But we're being very adult
and european about it.
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- no matter what they say,
bitches don't like it
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When you fuck
other bitches.
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- word.
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And they don't like it when
you call them bitches, either.
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- oh.
- fyi for you, charlie runkle.
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- so you think
we'll ever get it right?
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- mm.
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That remains to be seen.
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I think that ultimately
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They're going to
have to raise the white flag
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And just accept us
for the emotional retards
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That we are,
don't you think?
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- one would think.
- yeah.
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- just hope my wiener
still works.
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- mm.
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You'll be punishing
that thing
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With gnarled,
arthritic hands.
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Don't you worry.
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- i still love her, though.
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- yeah.
- you know?
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My sweet little piece
of marcipan.
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- yeah.
- those boobies?
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- mm.
- her teeny, tiny bajinie.
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- that's enough.
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- yeah, after
all these years,
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She still gets this white man
harder than igneous rock.
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- settle down,
white man.
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Take it
to the restroom.
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- don't you have
those moments sometimes?
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You know, when you just--
you think to yourself, god--
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I love this woman,
and i always will.
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- there was this one time--
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I fell asleep in the porsche
outside of bill's house.
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- just once?
- becca found me.
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It was, like,
two or three years ago, i think.
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And karen invited me in
and made me breakfast.
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Now, i know that becca,
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I'm sure, strong-armed her
into inviting me in.
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But,
that's not the point.
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She made me breakfast,
and she didn't have to.
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You know, she made me
this omelet that was delicious.
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Perfect breakfast.
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You know why?
because she made it for me.
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- mm.
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- and then she told me
to grow the fuck up
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And get on with my life.
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But that didn't matter.
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Because it was
one of those moments
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Where i decided--
i resolved--
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That i was
going to keep on fighting.
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You know, i've--
i've lost many battles,
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But i've never lost sight
of the war.
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No retreat, baby.
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No surrender.
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Jesus christ, runkle,
are you weeping again?
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- well, it was sweet.
you--you moved me.
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[crash]
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- jesus.
- hey, hey.
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- get a load of this
asshole.
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- no shit, brosephina,
you spilled on my buddy here.
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- i did, sorry.
[snickers]
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- hey, uh, excuse me.
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- just, you know what,
let it go.
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- excuse me.
i don't mean to be a nudge.
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- let it go, hank, just--
you know, it's not worth--
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- just now,
when you said you were sorry,
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It didn't really sound like
you were sincere to me.
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It was, like,
"eh, i'm sorry."
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Perfunctory.
- [laughs]
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- you understand that word?
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- man, i am sorry.
did i spill on your girlfriend?
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'cause i can get you and
your lady another drink.
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- oh.
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I believe our manhood
was just assailed.
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- i believe you're right.
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What are we going to do
about this?
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- i know what i'm going to do
about it.
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- whoa.
250
00:09:04,417 --> 00:09:05,701
Fuck, i knew it.
251
00:09:05,752 --> 00:09:08,487
Couple of real-life
faggots.
252
00:09:08,505 --> 00:09:10,089
- charlie.
253
00:09:10,123 --> 00:09:11,373
That's right, baby.
254
00:09:11,424 --> 00:09:15,661
We're here, we're queer,
and get used to it.
255
00:09:15,679 --> 00:09:17,263
[crash]
256
00:09:18,882 --> 00:09:20,599
[crash]
257
00:09:20,634 --> 00:09:22,334
- let me at him.
258
00:09:22,352 --> 00:09:25,054
- ? let it shine ?
259
00:09:25,105 --> 00:09:27,690
? let it shine ?
260
00:09:27,724 --> 00:09:29,892
? let it shine ?
261
00:09:31,945 --> 00:09:33,345
- thank you.
262
00:09:33,363 --> 00:09:34,814
- you might want to think
about popping a breath mint
263
00:09:34,848 --> 00:09:36,515
Or chewing some gum
every now and again.
264
00:09:36,533 --> 00:09:38,234
Your mouth tastes like
a hobo's taint.
265
00:09:38,285 --> 00:09:39,618
- why you got to do that?
266
00:09:39,653 --> 00:09:41,019
Why you got to make me feel
self-conscious?
267
00:09:41,037 --> 00:09:43,239
Do you have gum
or a breath mint or something?
268
00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:44,406
- what are we going to do now?
269
00:09:44,457 --> 00:09:46,292
- something fun, huh?
270
00:09:46,326 --> 00:09:48,861
Um, you want to go back
to my place,
271
00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:49,862
Watch some dvds?
272
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,997
The girls are out
for the night.
273
00:09:52,031 --> 00:09:53,365
- i'm not
going to watch pornography
274
00:09:53,383 --> 00:09:54,533
With you, charlie runkle.
275
00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:55,885
Creeps me out.
276
00:09:55,919 --> 00:09:58,137
- we'll watch a regular movie.
i don't care.
277
00:09:58,171 --> 00:09:59,588
- no, no, no, the last time
you talked me into movie night,
278
00:09:59,639 --> 00:10:02,508
I sat there and watched you
play pocket pool for two hours.
279
00:10:02,542 --> 00:10:04,543
Men should not experience
pornography together.
280
00:10:04,561 --> 00:10:07,146
It's unseemly.
- excuse me, mr. morality.
281
00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,347
I didn't know
you had all these, you know,
282
00:10:08,381 --> 00:10:09,515
Special rules,
about home entertainment.
283
00:10:09,549 --> 00:10:10,900
- you know what?
the night is young.
284
00:10:10,934 --> 00:10:13,152
It's in diapers,
for christ's sakes.
285
00:10:13,186 --> 00:10:14,219
What do you say,
you and me,
286
00:10:14,237 --> 00:10:16,405
We go on
a good, old-fashioned bender?
287
00:10:16,439 --> 00:10:18,858
- aw,
i could roll with that.
288
00:10:18,892 --> 00:10:20,225
- you can roll with it?
- i can roll with it.
289
00:10:20,243 --> 00:10:22,778
- well, then, you roll
with it, motherfucker.
290
00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:24,663
- proceeding to roll.
291
00:10:24,698 --> 00:10:27,666
[jazz music]
292
00:10:27,701 --> 00:10:29,335
? ?
293
00:10:29,369 --> 00:10:31,203
- i think
i'm sewing it up.
294
00:10:31,237 --> 00:10:33,923
I tell you, seriously.
it has led me astray.
295
00:10:33,957 --> 00:10:36,175
- thank you.
- that's disgusting.
296
00:10:36,209 --> 00:10:39,962
And, also,
what's it going to solve?
297
00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:41,246
- i'm lost.
298
00:10:41,264 --> 00:10:45,417
Are you talking about
your heart or your vagina?
299
00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:46,585
- look at you.
300
00:10:46,603 --> 00:10:48,437
Using all the proper names
for things.
301
00:10:48,471 --> 00:10:51,256
- well, it is
her father's favorite word.
302
00:10:51,274 --> 00:10:53,943
- i'm speaking
of my vagina, sweetheart.
303
00:10:53,977 --> 00:10:55,444
I don't have
a heart anymore.
304
00:10:55,478 --> 00:10:57,313
I lost that years ago.
305
00:10:57,364 --> 00:11:00,649
I think it was the night
of the squirting incident.
306
00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,868
Remember that, huh?
307
00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:06,405
Okay, i'll say no more.
308
00:11:06,439 --> 00:11:07,907
- you know--you know what?
309
00:11:07,941 --> 00:11:09,375
You had the fantasy.
310
00:11:09,409 --> 00:11:10,776
I mean,
how many people can say
311
00:11:10,794 --> 00:11:12,795
That they slept with
their teen idol, right?
312
00:11:12,829 --> 00:11:13,796
That's--that's--
313
00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:14,797
- how many people
can say
314
00:11:14,831 --> 00:11:17,049
They slept with
rick springfield?
315
00:11:17,083 --> 00:11:20,669
Only every tramp, ho, and thief
in greater l.a. county.
316
00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,755
Ugh! bleh!
317
00:11:22,789 --> 00:11:24,423
Ah, what was i thinking?
318
00:11:24,457 --> 00:11:27,476
You just--you don't put yourself
out there like that.
319
00:11:27,510 --> 00:11:28,928
- it was good--it was good--
- take notes.
320
00:11:28,962 --> 00:11:31,814
- because you owed it
to your younger self, right?
321
00:11:31,848 --> 00:11:35,734
I mean, you needed to explore
that whole area.
322
00:11:35,769 --> 00:11:37,519
- really?
323
00:11:37,570 --> 00:11:39,605
Were there any areas
you explored
324
00:11:39,639 --> 00:11:41,473
When you was in
new york?
325
00:11:41,491 --> 00:11:43,976
- i don't think we need to--
- what, mom?
326
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:46,362
- yes, please,
not in front of the child.
327
00:11:46,413 --> 00:11:48,480
- no, screw that.
328
00:11:48,498 --> 00:11:50,115
Tonight, you're a grown's-up.
329
00:11:50,149 --> 00:11:52,985
You're out on
girls' night out--g.n.o.
330
00:11:53,003 --> 00:11:54,837
You want a "zip"
of my wine?
331
00:11:54,871 --> 00:11:56,154
- marce.
- mm-hmm.
332
00:11:56,172 --> 00:11:59,157
[upbeat music]
333
00:11:59,175 --> 00:12:07,165
? ?
334
00:12:12,355 --> 00:12:15,674
- oh, check it out.
335
00:12:15,692 --> 00:12:17,609
south of heaven.
- no.
336
00:12:17,644 --> 00:12:19,812
- first edition,
signed by the author.
337
00:12:19,846 --> 00:12:21,847
- portrait of the artist
as a dirty young man.
338
00:12:21,865 --> 00:12:23,148
What did i inscribe?
339
00:12:23,182 --> 00:12:26,184
- "to kelly:
best oral ever."
340
00:12:26,202 --> 00:12:30,072
Who is kelly?
341
00:12:30,123 --> 00:12:33,692
- i don't know.
[laughs]
342
00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:35,627
- i think we should find out.
- poor kelly.
343
00:12:35,662 --> 00:12:38,747
- sounds like
she had mad skills.
344
00:12:38,798 --> 00:12:42,334
- oh, early hank moody,
going for 100 big ones.
345
00:12:42,368 --> 00:12:43,919
- that real money?
maybe in pesos.
346
00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:46,889
- that's 100% john wayne-style
american dollar.
347
00:12:46,923 --> 00:12:48,057
- shit.
348
00:12:48,091 --> 00:12:49,224
People are willing
to pay good money
349
00:12:49,259 --> 00:12:51,010
For my early,
beer-soaked ramblings?
350
00:12:51,044 --> 00:12:52,678
I've increased in value.
351
00:12:52,712 --> 00:12:55,898
The franklin mint can lick me
where the good lord split me.
352
00:12:55,932 --> 00:12:57,349
- it's a shame that money
doesn't go to you.
353
00:12:57,383 --> 00:12:59,384
It goes to sleepy-eyes
over there.
354
00:12:59,402 --> 00:13:00,402
- no shit.
355
00:13:00,437 --> 00:13:01,887
I do all the work.
356
00:13:01,905 --> 00:13:04,606
And weird beard over there
profits off my words,
357
00:13:04,657 --> 00:13:08,277
My autograph, my memories
of sweet gifted kelly.
358
00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:10,245
It probably costs
100 bucks a week
359
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,081
To keep him in tie dye
and birkenstocks
360
00:13:12,115 --> 00:13:13,365
And crystals.
- true "dat."
361
00:13:13,399 --> 00:13:14,366
And you know
there's no way
362
00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:16,285
I'm seeing my 10% either.
363
00:13:16,336 --> 00:13:18,070
- you could really use
that ten-spot right about now,
364
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,956
Couldn't you.
- right?
365
00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:22,875
- cover me--i'm going
abbie hoffman on this shit.
366
00:13:22,909 --> 00:13:25,594
- oh, okay. hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on.
367
00:13:25,628 --> 00:13:27,846
I got you.
- you know, runkle.
368
00:13:27,881 --> 00:13:29,631
Information...
- take it on home.
369
00:13:29,682 --> 00:13:31,917
- wants to be free.
370
00:13:34,187 --> 00:13:36,105
I think we're good.
- got it?
371
00:13:36,139 --> 00:13:37,606
- let's go.
372
00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,424
- we bad.
373
00:13:39,442 --> 00:13:41,226
We bad, we bad.
- stop that.
374
00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:42,277
- we bad.
- stop it.
375
00:13:42,312 --> 00:13:43,595
- wait, let me get you.
- no.
376
00:13:43,613 --> 00:13:44,596
- let me get you
covered, here.
377
00:13:44,614 --> 00:13:46,065
Let me get you.
- charlie.
378
00:13:46,099 --> 00:13:49,651
- i what?
- don't do that, you're an ass.
379
00:13:49,702 --> 00:13:52,270
- holy fuck, look at this.
380
00:13:52,288 --> 00:13:54,456
The artist within
gets himself an entire table.
381
00:13:54,491 --> 00:13:55,574
- all right,
how much does
382
00:13:55,608 --> 00:13:58,377
A first ejaculate
sir walter dali go for?
383
00:13:58,411 --> 00:14:00,278
- 95 bucks.
- yes.
384
00:14:00,296 --> 00:14:01,964
I win.
385
00:14:01,998 --> 00:14:06,001
Suck it and taste it,
artist within my yam bag.
386
00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:12,508
Hold on a second,
i got to let one rip.
387
00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:14,560
Switch with me?
388
00:14:14,594 --> 00:14:18,647
[flatulence]
- okay, okay, okay.
389
00:14:18,681 --> 00:14:22,151
[upbeat music]
390
00:14:22,185 --> 00:14:24,019
[indistinct yelling]
391
00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:26,021
- come on.
- slow down!
392
00:14:26,072 --> 00:14:28,107
Come on, man.
393
00:14:28,141 --> 00:14:30,692
Whoa, ow, ow.
- get up.
394
00:14:30,743 --> 00:14:32,477
- i'm down.
man down.
395
00:14:32,495 --> 00:14:33,695
- get up.
get the man up.
396
00:14:33,746 --> 00:14:35,480
- okay, the man's up.
oh!
397
00:14:35,498 --> 00:14:38,167
- hey, don't fuck
with the pinkberry.
398
00:14:38,201 --> 00:14:40,335
- we can't stop.
we can't stop.
399
00:14:40,370 --> 00:14:43,839
- you know there's no one
chasing you, right, dad?
400
00:14:43,873 --> 00:14:45,674
- no?
- so there isn't.
401
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:47,926
Phew.
402
00:14:47,961 --> 00:14:49,461
- this is fun.
403
00:14:49,495 --> 00:14:50,762
We have fun.
404
00:14:50,797 --> 00:14:52,714
- why are you looking at me
like that, you goon?
405
00:14:52,765 --> 00:14:54,499
- are you ready
for an adventure, marce?
406
00:14:54,517 --> 00:14:55,517
- no.
407
00:14:55,552 --> 00:14:57,269
Please stop doing that
with your face.
408
00:14:57,303 --> 00:14:59,671
- we should move
to new york, hmm,
409
00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,190
With our friends,
the van der moodys.
410
00:15:01,224 --> 00:15:03,025
- what?
- i did it.
411
00:15:03,059 --> 00:15:04,643
I got fired.
412
00:15:04,677 --> 00:15:07,563
Whoo!
[chuckles]
413
00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:10,282
That's it--there's nothing
tying us here, man.
414
00:15:10,316 --> 00:15:12,517
You got dumped
by a pervy rock star,
415
00:15:12,535 --> 00:15:14,286
And i lost my job.
- well, tell everybody.
416
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:19,041
- ? freedom's just
another word for ?
417
00:15:19,075 --> 00:15:22,194
? i'm a free bird ?
- he's freaking me out.
418
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,328
- yeah, me too.
419
00:15:23,362 --> 00:15:26,698
- this is what two white winters
will do to you.
420
00:15:26,716 --> 00:15:28,867
- my deeny's sewn up
tighter than ever.
421
00:15:28,885 --> 00:15:30,969
- that was great, charlie.
congratulations.
422
00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:32,087
- come on, come with us.
- no.
423
00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:33,088
- the next stop
is the convenience store.
424
00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:34,089
Hey, hey.
425
00:15:34,140 --> 00:15:35,807
What kind of snacks
do you like?
426
00:15:35,842 --> 00:15:36,925
- stop it.
427
00:15:36,976 --> 00:15:38,260
- because i--i like snacks.
- you know what?
428
00:15:38,311 --> 00:15:40,545
It's--it's--it's past
our, um, bedtime.
429
00:15:40,563 --> 00:15:42,231
- what about us?
what about ours?
430
00:15:42,265 --> 00:15:43,982
- way past your bedtime.
[laughs]
431
00:15:44,017 --> 00:15:45,267
Come on.
no, you know what?
432
00:15:45,318 --> 00:15:46,735
You get to put yourself
to bed tonight.
433
00:15:46,769 --> 00:15:47,886
- you too, charles, from now on,
you're going to be changing
434
00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:50,055
Your own diapers
and wiping your own ass.
435
00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:52,241
I am done being your mommy.
- okay.
436
00:15:52,275 --> 00:15:53,909
But could you just please--
could you--
437
00:15:53,943 --> 00:15:55,861
Could you say ass
one more time again?
438
00:15:55,895 --> 00:15:57,162
Because i can work
with that for days.
439
00:15:57,197 --> 00:15:58,363
- i want you to have this.
440
00:15:58,397 --> 00:15:59,865
This is your heritage
and your inheritance.
441
00:15:59,899 --> 00:16:01,750
I liberated it
just moments ago.
442
00:16:01,784 --> 00:16:04,069
- what is that?
- stop it.
443
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,090
- who's kelly?
444
00:16:08,124 --> 00:16:09,741
- [laughs]
445
00:16:09,759 --> 00:16:11,543
- i've been thinking about that
for, like, ten minutes.
446
00:16:11,577 --> 00:16:13,295
She's either
447
00:16:13,346 --> 00:16:15,931
A cocktail waitress
from toronto
448
00:16:15,965 --> 00:16:18,600
Or a very promising young
marine biologist.
449
00:16:18,635 --> 00:16:20,519
- either way, your father's
very lucky to have known her.
450
00:16:20,553 --> 00:16:22,471
- okay, that's it.
let's go.
451
00:16:22,522 --> 00:16:23,605
- okay.
- bye.
452
00:16:23,640 --> 00:16:25,891
- your loss, ladies.
- thank you.
453
00:16:25,925 --> 00:16:27,309
- i guess you're never
going to know the splendor
454
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:29,478
Of a cheese doodle burp.
- stop selling, runkle.
455
00:16:29,529 --> 00:16:30,729
Come on.
- good point.
456
00:16:30,763 --> 00:16:33,782
[laughs]
457
00:16:33,816 --> 00:16:35,767
[upbeat music]
458
00:16:35,785 --> 00:16:38,453
- good evening.
459
00:16:38,488 --> 00:16:39,905
I think she liked me.
460
00:16:39,939 --> 00:16:43,325
[laughs]
461
00:16:45,662 --> 00:16:48,380
- kim, wasabi?
- wasabi?
462
00:16:48,414 --> 00:16:50,666
- living the dreams, hank.
living the dream.
463
00:16:50,717 --> 00:16:52,634
- hey, you get the booze.
i'll get the snacks.
464
00:16:52,669 --> 00:16:54,303
- this is all the snack
a brother needs.
465
00:16:54,337 --> 00:16:55,787
- hey, you got
your guilty pleasures.
466
00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:56,788
I got mine.
i like--
467
00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:58,123
[crash]
- oh!
468
00:16:58,141 --> 00:17:01,093
Ow! the humanity.
469
00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:04,179
- jesus christ, hank, come on.
- jesus, hank.
470
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:05,180
- i'm sorry, kim.
i'll pay for it.
471
00:17:05,231 --> 00:17:06,765
- you bet your ass
you pay for it.
472
00:17:06,799 --> 00:17:08,133
- yeah.
- shit, man.
473
00:17:08,151 --> 00:17:09,467
- yeah, yeah.
474
00:17:09,485 --> 00:17:11,153
- you got scolded.
- yeah.
475
00:17:11,187 --> 00:17:13,805
- i heard it.
476
00:17:19,912 --> 00:17:21,663
- hey, i saw that.
477
00:17:21,698 --> 00:17:22,831
- saw what, homie?
478
00:17:22,865 --> 00:17:24,149
- what are you doing?
put that shit back.
479
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,284
- the fuck you care?
480
00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:26,418
- what do i care?
481
00:17:26,452 --> 00:17:29,204
Kim and his wife...
kim are good people,
482
00:17:29,255 --> 00:17:30,339
And you're stealing
from them.
483
00:17:30,373 --> 00:17:31,623
You need money,
get a paper route or something.
484
00:17:31,657 --> 00:17:32,958
That's bullshit.
- whatever.
485
00:17:32,992 --> 00:17:34,209
- whatever?
- leave him alone, hank.
486
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:36,345
- no, the kid's stealing.
that's not cool.
487
00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:37,713
- he's a kid,
and need i remind you,
488
00:17:37,764 --> 00:17:39,664
We borrowed ourselves
some hardcover nonfiction
489
00:17:39,682 --> 00:17:40,882
This very evening?
490
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:42,718
- that is totally different.
- of course it is.
491
00:17:42,769 --> 00:17:45,387
- there's no law against
an author stealing his own work.
492
00:17:45,438 --> 00:17:47,005
- what about julian?
493
00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:48,473
- there's no law
against stealing
494
00:17:48,507 --> 00:17:50,559
From a colossal douchebag.
495
00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:52,227
Wait, check this out.
no, i got an idea.
496
00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:54,730
Hey. no, no.
no, it's cool.
497
00:17:54,781 --> 00:17:57,182
You put that shit back,
and i'll give you this book.
498
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,817
People swear by it.
it'll change your life.
499
00:17:58,851 --> 00:18:00,185
Put you
on the straight and narrow.
500
00:18:00,203 --> 00:18:02,120
And if it doesn't,
you can use it as toilet paper.
501
00:18:02,155 --> 00:18:05,490
check it out.
the artist within.
502
00:18:05,524 --> 00:18:07,209
- hank.
- my ass.
503
00:18:07,243 --> 00:18:08,627
- here you go.
- hank.
504
00:18:08,661 --> 00:18:09,628
- yeah, take it, take it.
shut up, charlie,
505
00:18:09,662 --> 00:18:11,213
I'm schooling this kid.
- hank.
506
00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:14,082
- what, what?
507
00:18:14,133 --> 00:18:15,217
Ah, ah!
508
00:18:15,251 --> 00:18:16,218
- dude, give me
your fucking wallet, man.
509
00:18:16,252 --> 00:18:17,552
- yeah, yeah.
- all right.
510
00:18:17,587 --> 00:18:18,870
- okay, just take it easy.
- hurry the fuck up, man.
511
00:18:18,888 --> 00:18:20,339
- you win, all right.
settle down.
512
00:18:20,373 --> 00:18:21,757
No, you got it.
you got it.
513
00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:23,759
- take it easy.
- shut the fuck up.
514
00:18:23,810 --> 00:18:28,230
- just take it.
treat yourself.
515
00:18:28,264 --> 00:18:29,564
- what, are you kidding me?
516
00:18:29,599 --> 00:18:31,400
What the fuck?
what the fuck is this?
517
00:18:31,434 --> 00:18:33,985
- i work on commission, bro.
- shut the fuck up.
518
00:18:34,020 --> 00:18:36,054
You think this is
a fucking joke?
519
00:18:36,072 --> 00:18:41,393
- i got a daughter.
520
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:42,744
- oh, shit.
[gun shots]
521
00:18:42,779 --> 00:18:44,729
- get out of my store,
motherfuckers!
522
00:18:44,747 --> 00:18:46,415
[gunshots]
get out!
523
00:18:46,449 --> 00:18:48,500
[alarm sounds]
you motherfuckers!
524
00:18:48,534 --> 00:18:50,752
[yells indistinctly]
fuck you!
525
00:18:50,787 --> 00:18:54,206
Get back here!
- fuck me.
526
00:19:06,602 --> 00:19:08,387
- ah, right on,
let's go.
527
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:22,984
- i thought
that was it, hank.
528
00:19:23,035 --> 00:19:24,453
The end.
529
00:19:24,487 --> 00:19:28,657
- i know
what you mean, broheme.
530
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:31,243
- what was going
through your head?
531
00:19:31,277 --> 00:19:33,445
- what do you think?
532
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:35,297
Karen and becca.
533
00:19:35,331 --> 00:19:36,798
And how much i love them.
534
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:40,969
And how much time i've wasted
being a selfish prick.
535
00:19:41,003 --> 00:19:42,471
What a cosmic fuck-you
it would be
536
00:19:42,505 --> 00:19:44,055
If you were
the last person i kissed
537
00:19:44,090 --> 00:19:45,557
Before i died.
538
00:19:45,591 --> 00:19:47,426
- i don't know.
539
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,627
I think it would have been
kind of poetic, actually.
540
00:19:49,645 --> 00:19:53,131
- for you, maybe.
541
00:19:53,149 --> 00:19:54,649
- i know what you mean,
though.
542
00:19:54,684 --> 00:19:57,519
I had my whole life
flash before my eyes, really.
543
00:19:57,570 --> 00:20:00,939
Just like, uh, like a tivo
on fast-forward.
544
00:20:00,973 --> 00:20:02,640
And you know what?
545
00:20:02,658 --> 00:20:04,743
It was
really fucking pathetic.
546
00:20:04,777 --> 00:20:09,247
- oh, i believe you.
547
00:20:09,282 --> 00:20:14,002
- okay, what now?
where do we go from here?
548
00:20:14,036 --> 00:20:15,170
- i'm not entirely sure.
549
00:20:15,204 --> 00:20:16,705
But if you thought
we were drinking before,
550
00:20:16,756 --> 00:20:19,090
You were dead wrong
because now--
551
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:20,342
- [snickers]
552
00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:22,210
- we are going to do
some drinking. you with me?
553
00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:24,662
- oh, till the end,
my nubian brother.
554
00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,215
Till the bitter end.
555
00:20:28,718 --> 00:20:29,935
I love you, bro.
556
00:20:29,969 --> 00:20:33,021
- hey, settle down.
don't soil yourself.
557
00:20:33,055 --> 00:20:35,507
Again.
558
00:20:35,525 --> 00:20:37,859
- make the car
go very fast.
559
00:20:39,145 --> 00:20:41,229
- okay, just one drink.
560
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,115
So that missy here
doesn't slit her wrists
561
00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:46,034
When she's left all alone.
562
00:20:46,068 --> 00:20:47,452
- oh, but you forget.
563
00:20:47,487 --> 00:20:49,020
I won't be alone.
564
00:20:49,038 --> 00:20:52,357
'cause i got yertle the turtle
as my roommate.
565
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:55,544
All the disadvantages
of being married
566
00:20:55,578 --> 00:20:57,162
And none of the advantages.
567
00:20:57,196 --> 00:21:00,549
- and what would those be,
if you don't mind my asking?
568
00:21:00,583 --> 00:21:01,866
- those what?
569
00:21:01,884 --> 00:21:03,868
- the advantages
of being married.
570
00:21:03,886 --> 00:21:06,922
I need to know so i don't
end up as bitter as you guys.
571
00:21:06,973 --> 00:21:08,373
- shit, is that
how we sound?
572
00:21:08,391 --> 00:21:10,875
- so far i haven't heard much
in the pro-men column.
573
00:21:10,893 --> 00:21:12,928
The best
you can hope for, i guess,
574
00:21:12,979 --> 00:21:15,046
Is that they make you laugh
and occasionally
575
00:21:15,064 --> 00:21:16,648
Fix things
around the house.
576
00:21:16,682 --> 00:21:20,068
- yeah, that would be great.
what?
577
00:21:20,102 --> 00:21:22,437
I would kill for a guy
to fix things around the house.
578
00:21:22,488 --> 00:21:25,073
- what we meant to say was--
- don't look at me.
579
00:21:25,107 --> 00:21:27,526
I know i'm bitter.
i own that shit.
580
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,662
I ams who i's ams.
- well, i'm not bitter.
581
00:21:30,696 --> 00:21:33,198
Am i bitter?
582
00:21:33,232 --> 00:21:34,749
Maybe i am.
583
00:21:34,784 --> 00:21:36,368
I'm disillusioned.
that's what i am.
584
00:21:36,402 --> 00:21:38,587
I'm definitely
disillusioned.
585
00:21:38,621 --> 00:21:40,455
- come on, mom.
what did you think would happen?
586
00:21:40,506 --> 00:21:41,456
Did you think
if you left
587
00:21:41,507 --> 00:21:43,341
He would grow up
all of a sudden?
588
00:21:43,376 --> 00:21:44,742
- no, i just--
589
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,794
You know,
i wish we didn't
590
00:21:45,845 --> 00:21:48,263
Have to prop him up
all the time.
591
00:21:48,297 --> 00:21:49,464
- so what's the point
in wishing for something
592
00:21:49,515 --> 00:21:52,183
That's never
going to come true?
593
00:21:52,218 --> 00:21:54,352
He's never
going to change, mom.
594
00:21:54,387 --> 00:21:56,888
He's always going to be
that drunken fool
595
00:21:56,922 --> 00:21:59,808
In the middle
of abbot kinney.
596
00:21:59,859 --> 00:22:05,614
The same guy
who wrote this book.
597
00:22:05,648 --> 00:22:07,032
And if that's not
what you want,
598
00:22:07,066 --> 00:22:09,985
Then you have to be
the one to walk away.
599
00:22:10,036 --> 00:22:12,270
Because he never will.
600
00:22:13,873 --> 00:22:15,907
- god, jesus.
601
00:22:15,941 --> 00:22:18,443
I love this little buddha
you shot out of your vag.
602
00:22:18,461 --> 00:22:20,912
So wise.
603
00:22:26,218 --> 00:22:29,754
[birds chirping]
604
00:22:29,788 --> 00:22:33,975
[dog barking]
605
00:22:39,181 --> 00:22:42,601
- [sighs]
606
00:22:42,635 --> 00:22:43,685
Mm.
607
00:22:43,736 --> 00:22:47,989
- jesus.
608
00:22:48,024 --> 00:22:52,110
Feel like i've been fucked
in the ass by god himself.
609
00:22:52,144 --> 00:22:57,082
And he--he--he pulled out
and jizzed all over my face.
610
00:22:57,116 --> 00:23:00,418
Got in my eyes, and now
i can't even open them properly.
611
00:23:00,453 --> 00:23:02,987
- i'm hungry.
you?
612
00:23:03,005 --> 00:23:05,624
- so our ladies must be
worried sick about us, huh?
613
00:23:05,658 --> 00:23:09,094
You know why?
- why?
614
00:23:09,128 --> 00:23:10,845
- 'cause we're
a couple of dirty stay-outs.
615
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,830
- no missed calls.
616
00:23:16,835 --> 00:23:19,938
- huh, me neither.
617
00:23:19,972 --> 00:23:22,140
Well, whatever.
618
00:23:22,174 --> 00:23:26,728
Oh, this was fun.
we should do this more often.
619
00:23:26,779 --> 00:23:30,699
- you know, i can do this
because i'm an artist.
620
00:23:30,733 --> 00:23:32,951
But you?
you're a fucking businessman.
621
00:23:32,985 --> 00:23:34,686
A sucker
in a three-piece suit.
622
00:23:34,704 --> 00:23:36,521
You got to keep
your shit together.
623
00:23:36,539 --> 00:23:38,406
- doesn't sound
very fair at all.
624
00:23:38,457 --> 00:23:40,041
- i didn't make the rules.
625
00:23:44,964 --> 00:23:48,466
You know, you're a good friend,
you bald motherfucker.
626
00:23:48,501 --> 00:23:50,051
I'm lucky to have you.
627
00:23:50,086 --> 00:23:52,087
- same here, buddy.
628
00:23:52,138 --> 00:23:54,089
You're a really good kisser,
too, you know that?
629
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:57,592
Karen doesn't know what
she's missing right now.
630
00:23:57,643 --> 00:23:58,760
- there's a good chance
i would have
631
00:23:58,811 --> 00:24:00,228
Forgotten about that.
- oh, no.
632
00:24:00,262 --> 00:24:03,481
- thanks for calling it back.
633
00:24:03,516 --> 00:24:06,851
- god, i am sore.
634
00:24:06,885 --> 00:24:09,354
My fucking back
is killing me.
635
00:24:09,388 --> 00:24:11,690
Got quite a workout
last night, huh?
636
00:24:11,724 --> 00:24:14,225
[groans]
637
00:24:17,496 --> 00:24:20,732
- hey, charlie?
- yeah.
638
00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:23,334
- did we get
tattoos last night?
639
00:24:23,369 --> 00:24:27,839
- did we what?
640
00:24:27,873 --> 00:24:29,874
Oh, no, hank.
641
00:24:29,908 --> 00:24:31,760
Hank, what did i do?
642
00:24:31,794 --> 00:24:34,345
- i don't know,
but we're about to find out.
643
00:24:34,380 --> 00:24:36,297
Bend over, big boy,
and drop your drawers.
644
00:24:36,348 --> 00:24:37,749
And i hope
that's the last time
645
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,100
I ever say that to you.
646
00:24:39,135 --> 00:24:41,469
- jesus christ,
say it ain't so, hank.
647
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:43,388
- whoo.
[laughs]
648
00:24:43,422 --> 00:24:44,422
Oh, it is so.
649
00:24:44,440 --> 00:24:47,759
It is definitely so.
650
00:24:47,777 --> 00:24:49,144
- why would you
let me do that, hank?
651
00:24:49,195 --> 00:24:50,762
Why would you let me
get a tramp stamp?
652
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:52,147
Why--why would you
do that to me?
653
00:24:52,198 --> 00:24:54,766
- look on the bright side.
it's a beautiful tattoo.
654
00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:57,485
The artist definitely
outdid his self.
655
00:24:57,536 --> 00:25:00,455
- jesus christ,
it's a god damn butterfly,
656
00:25:00,489 --> 00:25:02,123
Isn't it hank?
now i remember.
657
00:25:02,158 --> 00:25:04,209
It's all coming back to me.
658
00:25:04,243 --> 00:25:06,911
I'm such
a fucking idiot.
659
00:25:06,945 --> 00:25:08,946
Okay, all right, come on.
let's go.
660
00:25:08,964 --> 00:25:10,799
We're going
to the removal place right now.
661
00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:12,834
Let's go.
hey.
662
00:25:12,885 --> 00:25:17,005
- [sighs]
[laughs]
663
00:25:17,056 --> 00:25:19,841
- come on, let's go!
664
00:25:19,892 --> 00:25:22,977
- [laughs]
665
00:25:37,309 --> 00:25:40,361
- good morning.
- morning.
666
00:25:40,412 --> 00:25:41,780
- how was your night?
667
00:25:41,814 --> 00:25:44,649
- you know, it was great.
it was really good.
668
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:46,534
- great.
669
00:25:46,585 --> 00:25:47,702
- yours?
670
00:25:47,753 --> 00:25:49,337
- mine was interesting.
671
00:25:49,371 --> 00:25:53,541
Definitely had its moments.
672
00:25:53,592 --> 00:25:57,095
I didn't fuck anyone,
if that's what you're wondering.
673
00:25:57,129 --> 00:26:00,998
- uh, no, i wasn't,
actually.
674
00:26:01,016 --> 00:26:02,801
- bullshit.
675
00:26:02,835 --> 00:26:05,670
How's marcy?
676
00:26:05,688 --> 00:26:07,388
- uh, she'll live,
you know.
677
00:26:07,439 --> 00:26:09,507
- well, that's good.
678
00:26:09,525 --> 00:26:13,194
And you?
how are you?
679
00:26:13,229 --> 00:26:15,680
- i'm trying.
680
00:26:15,698 --> 00:26:19,317
- that's all
anybody can ask, huh?
681
00:26:19,351 --> 00:26:21,703
- right.
682
00:26:26,625 --> 00:26:28,660
- hey, check this out.
683
00:26:28,694 --> 00:26:31,129
- hank, don't--
- no, no, no. no.
684
00:26:31,163 --> 00:26:33,464
[winces]
685
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,087
Huh?
686
00:26:39,138 --> 00:26:40,889
- [sighs]
687
00:26:40,923 --> 00:26:42,423
Am i supposed
to be impressed?
688
00:26:42,474 --> 00:26:46,144
- that's the idea, yeah.
689
00:26:46,178 --> 00:26:48,263
- hmm.
690
00:26:48,314 --> 00:26:49,547
- hmm?
691
00:26:49,565 --> 00:26:51,432
I scar myself for you.
692
00:26:51,483 --> 00:26:52,934
I stigmatize myself for you.
693
00:26:52,985 --> 00:26:57,388
And that's all i get
as a response, is "hmm?"
694
00:26:57,406 --> 00:26:59,524
Hmm?
695
00:26:59,558 --> 00:27:02,243
- ? can you see the light ?
696
00:27:02,278 --> 00:27:03,528
- [sighs]
697
00:27:03,562 --> 00:27:07,248
- ? can you hear the hum ?
698
00:27:07,283 --> 00:27:08,900
? of our song ?
699
00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:11,569
- are you hungry?
700
00:27:11,587 --> 00:27:14,923
- ? i hope they
get it right ?
701
00:27:14,957 --> 00:27:16,758
- would you like
some breakfast?
702
00:27:16,792 --> 00:27:19,243
- ? i hope we
dance tonight ?
703
00:27:19,261 --> 00:27:21,846
- i would love
some breakfast.
704
00:27:21,881 --> 00:27:24,432
- ? before we
get it wrong ?
705
00:27:24,466 --> 00:27:27,352
? now i see you ?
706
00:27:27,386 --> 00:27:28,553
? till kingdom come ?
707
00:27:28,587 --> 00:27:32,307
? you're the one i want
to see me ?
708
00:27:32,358 --> 00:27:35,259
? for all
the stupid shit i've done ?
709
00:27:35,277 --> 00:27:44,392
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